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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted, but you'll never hear the reply cause your in a crate

 

 

 

I wish i could withdraw my previous post in this thread

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted, but then your banned from this thread making them all useless

 

 

 

i wish i could use the fancy text that VDO uses

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

it would be granted but the genie doesn't speak your language of hard to understand english

 

 

 

I wish i knew what VDO was talking about in the above post

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Granted.. He/she was saying "I wish I had a fish"....unfortunately, your mind scrambles.. and everytime you read this you get a severe headache.

 

I wish I was the richest person in runescape.

Granted, but then everyone is begging for free stuff and it drives you to suicide.

 

 

 

I wish I had Chuck Norris to use as an evil weapon of mass destruction.

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Chuck Norris Becomes your personal weapon of mass destrution... however... he soon gets tired and decides to adopt fluffy bunny rabbits as pets and wears pink.

 

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard.

stop laughing when your brain runs our of air and you die (but on the bright side u terned a wonderful shade of blue)

 

 

 

i wish the next person would get 1 million dollers from bill gates if they did not mess up this wish (for investing this i recamend puting it in Globle Domination :wink: )

You wish :lol: (And of course - not granted :P)

 

 

 

I wish there was at least one NEW film on TV during the holiday...

granted but you'll never see it :uhh:

 

 

 

i wish i had 999B gp

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

you win the runescapion lottery, but you lose it all in a gambling game..... Where you, bet it all to someone, that Zezima is female!

 

I wish I could carry a tune :-w

Granted, so can the thief that steals it from you.

 

 

 

I wish Chuck Norris would take his revenge on EVERYONE that are misusing his name for ownage.

Chuck Norris gets fed up with all you people misusing his name and smites you all... including the blasiken...

 

I wish I had 99 everything

Granted, but since 99 is little in real life, it's useless. You only have 99 dollars, 99Byte on the computer and so on.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris gets fed up with all you people misusing his name and smites you all... including the blasiken...

 

 

 

What? I NEVER used his name for pwnage.

 

 

 

I wish I knew why he would have revenge on me if I was the one that got pissed of the Chuck Norris nonsense.

Granted.. he found evidence that you were the one misplacing his socks

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly into helicopter's blades and die.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how he could find false evidence. I didn't misplace his socks. I didn't even tough them. :roll:

Granted.. The police come up with new evidence.. Apparantly someone called Silver Wits planted evidence on you.. The reasons are currently unknown.

 

I wish I knew how to fly a helicopter.

Granted, you know how to fly it but are not ready yet and crash.

 

 

 

I wish I had a brother that worked at Burger King and NEVER would force me to pay for Burger King, and I had a father that was the emperor of Japan, which would of course be Japanese-American.

Granted, unfortunately.... hehehehehe

 

your brother gets fired at burger king for... robbing them... then get's kidnapped by your emperor father's enemies. You feel a whole surge of guilt for wishing your wish and take your wish back.

 

Unfortunately, Silver Wits, the wish fairy, wipes your memory clean of your wish.. and you manage to wish the same wish back.. causeing a whole time paradox thingy somehow.

 

I wish I had green hair

Granted.. but Silver Wits insists on calling it a Fairy... just to spite you.

 

I wish I was an actual fairy.

Granted, but you soon get killed by the fairy slayer.

 

 

 

I wish today is Mars 6th, 2130 and I would be still alive.

 

 

 

NOTE: I'm born November 26th, 1988, so you should be able to fingure out what my age will be.

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