Granted. However, I go back and steal it again. :twisted:

 

 

 

Edit: You get a unicorn. It magically appears in front of you. :o

 

 

 

Then it grows another horn and becomes a dicorn. It's all your fault for making up that dorky name :XD:

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

 

you didnt make a wish.

 

the wish police come, find you, and do this to you:

 

[hide][/hide]

 

I wish that I was a policewoman.

:oops:

 

 

 

Granted, however you get thrown out of the police station for harassing the citizenry. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish I would quit forgetting to make a wish...

Granted. now you deliberately do it.... :twisted:

 

I wish that I could fly...

Granted, you fly right into t his w*l* o* t e xt, b*t***rin g IT. :(

 

I wish someone will decode that me s*a ge, a nd t*l l e**ry on * about it. :P

Granted. Your message was:

 

"I wish that someone will decode that message and tell everyone about it. :P "

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

I wish that I could sly, and had good eyesight that I wouldn't fly into walls...

OOPS!!! Double post.

Granted, but you fly into a double post, slowing you down, and then someone shoots an RPG at you :uhh: :ohnoes: *Crash and burn*

 

 

 

I wish I had the power to be merciful to silver, and not destroy all of her wishes... :o

I know I'm posting little too much, but I wanna make just one more post before I go to bed.

 

 

 

I wish I had seventy five fathers, that would care about NOTHING but their son, not even what's good for them. And not even a job. And also that they wouldn't have to worry about a thing, since they are trillionairs with over million billion trillion.

Unfortunately for you, they are all OLD fathers, and think that sending you to boot camp will build character. \

 

 

 

I wish for naught.

Granted. you get naught. you arent satisfied with it.

 

I wish that I could read faster.

granted.u read so fast that u compleate books in a min which makes u go bored

 

wish i owned my skwel.some ppl might be wondering that why am i postion wishes about skewl its becoz... school started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but the students start a rebellion because of the lack of grammatically correct words in your sentences.

 

 

 

Wish I had the new iPod nano.

granted.

 

Its new, but its in horribale condition

 

i wish my ipod would come with a lightsaber attachment, that only works with me, and it cant kill me if im holding it and i slash myself

Granted, while showing it off to your friend, you accidently press the lightsaber button, and it materializes through your friend's stomach. :-X

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a coin made of solid gold.

Granted. Silver Wits gives you 1 gp [runescapion currency]

 

 

 

I wish for 1337gp

Granted. It gets mixed in and lost amidst your other Runescape money. #-o

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had ten million gold coins.

Granted, too bad gold coins are only useful in the wild wild west. :twisted: And maybe in some other places.

 

 

 

I wish my true father would be able to call the FBI and the FBI would kill all those evil fathers, they can do it legally, after all, the owner of the mansion is evil, and these fathers were fake, they were robots, not old people.

Granted. You were expecting me to corrupt your wish, werent u?

 

Well I'm too tired now...

 

 

 

:-s I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but you will be too energic(how you spell it..?) to do anything but jump and do vaults :anxious:

 

 

 

wish i could get better job for week.

granted, but you get fired, I wish I had a katana. :twisted:

Stop right there, nobody is making any more wishes until my wish is corrupted. Joking, seriously though: Corrupt my wish, not doing it ruins the fun of the game.

 

 

 

Granted, you need skills to use it, when you try ninja skills, you accidentally throw it and it gets right back at you, into the face and you bleed to death.

 

 

 

*wishes same thing as last time.* Yes, I do expect a corruption. Away or not away, I still expect people to do the game properly.

Granted. In a surprise movement, PETA starts supporting robots as well. "Robots have feelings" banners wave wildly as they sue the [cabbage] out of you. Oh dear.

 

 

 

 

 

Net result: -$10,000,000.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for naught.

I wish for naught.

 

 

 

Granted, but I screwed it up by granting you something.

 

 

 

I wish I knew whether or not I interpreted Numer0's wish correctly.

Granted. you know. however, no one else knows... and then the men in black come and wipe your memory :ohnoes:

 

I wish I was a man in black...