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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted but your parents ship you off to military school to keep it from being lame and you get shot by your best friend.

 

 

 

I wish I had a peice of pie.

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. The pie has poison in it and you die.

 

 

 

I wish there was one more smilie for Tip.It.

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Granted although the file is to large and lags your computer so you kill yourself.

 

 

 

I want someone to answer my post in help and advice called Another Idea...

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Granted. Someone does.. in a year.

 

I wish that I could fly, and give this amazing ability to whomever I wanted, by simply slapping them.

granted but u slap me and the ablity is gone from you :twisted:

 

 

 

Wish you wernt so mean.

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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Granted, but you get angry at a criminal, and you slap him, since you didn't say "share" but give, you lose your ability then the criminal flies away with your stuff and says, "Thanks for your stuff sucker."

 

 

 

Granted but your parents ship you off to military school to keep it from being lame and you get shot by your best friend.

 

 

 

What the hell are you talking about? They don't control my life anymore, I am a goddamn adult. <.<

 

 

 

Ok, this is getting ridiculously silly, I just have to start from the beginning, and have some limitations. <.<

 

 

 

I wish I had some kinda rival to compete against on collecting DVDs.

 

 

 

Ok, and I wouldn't kill myself. I'm not that dumb, I'd really appreciate it if you found out HOW that rivalry ruins my life. <.<Common, it isn't that hard, I will give you a clue: There is ALWAYS someone better than you.

Granted. You get me to compete you against collecting DVD's. Unfortunately, you beat me at collecting DVD's, and I kill you.

 

 

 

I wish that TBM wasn't really dead.

Wish nulled by TBM still being alive.

 

 

 

I wish my friend would eat a lead pie and I could say "I did it for the lols"

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

granted. Someone is lazier than you.

 

I wish that I had a bowl of Kd macroni and cheese sitting infront of me. I would eat it, and refuse to share.

Granted, since they can sit they can also escape from you, but you manage to eat them, ONCE THEY are in the trash can. You said "sitting" and the genie assumed you wanted them to have life since they can't sit if they don't have ones. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would be surrounded by the rock band that sucks the most. :twisted:

Granted. I use bright orange ear plugs from the drugstore. Can't hear a thing, except for my cat.... She runs up to you can bites and scratches you until they stop.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat would stop crying for wet catfood.... she only gets a spoonful each day, and was playing us all for fools, by getting each of us to give her... she has her dry food... and its healthy.. but noooo.. she doeosn't want that.. and as soon as she gets what she wants, she doesnt pay any more attention to you anymore!!! wretched cat.

Granted, it doesn't cry any more because I shoot the cat for scratching me. Meanwhile the band is still annoying you because the cat didn't hit a member of the band. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish there was no way out for silver_wits out of this one.

Granted. Silver Wits goes and follows TBM everywhere... he has to listen to crappy music too.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a cauldron.

Granted. But a Tip.It Moderator comes and bans you. :-w

 

 

 

I wish my sister didn't watch TreeHouse.

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Granted. She watches Care Bears! [my sister is 18 months older than me and will watch carebears. I got her to start watchign fairly odd parents, and pinky and the brain... although she had gotten me into pinky and the brain.. whatever]

 

 

 

I wish that there was a campfire infront of me, and I had a bag of marshmellows.

Granted but somebody throws a few stick of dynamite in it, it explodes and you die.

 

 

 

I wish I had a blue partyhat in RuneScape.

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Granted. noobs follow you around, begging you for a phat.

 

I wish I had artistic talent.

Granted; but all you can draw are dogs playing poker.

 

 

 

I wish I could fly.

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What? that's my classic wish! grrrrrrrrrranted....

 

You can fly alright, but so can everyone else. its no big deal.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly...

Granted but a F-22 Jet-Fighter crashes into you.

 

 

 

I wish I had lots of money.

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granted

 

you now have 1 billion dollars

 

you are arested for robbing a bank

 

(i set you up! muhuhahahaha!! :twisted: )

 

i wish i hade 20 "get out of jail free" cards that work in real life.

granted. now ur butt itches.

 

 

 

i wish i had a santa hat

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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