Granted, but they couldn't care less about their kids.

 

 

 

I wish I could prove Santa is real.

Granted. no one believes you about the tooth fairy though... :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that there was a huge bowl of potato salad waiting for me to just dive in and eat.

Granted, but then you find out that the mashed potatoes had arsenic andmercury in them.

 

 

 

I wish I had pk'ed someone before JaGex changed the wilderness.

Granted. But you were then flamed so badly that you retaliated and got banned by JaGEx because someone falsely reported you for RWT.

 

 

 

I wish I remembered to post wishes.

Granted, but you accidentally type it in a Foreign Language. A non-existence one to be exact, so nobody, not even you, understands you.

 

 

 

I wish I had the ability to teleport to Japan, then I'd use that ability to hide for a damn long time in Hide&Seek. :twisted:

Granted, but you teleport back in time to ground zero of the first nuclear bombing.

 

 

 

I wish for the next person to corrupt their own wish. :twisted:

Granted... Only I corrupt a small insignificant wish of world peace as I then stab someone with a butter knife, ending world peace.

 

 

 

I wish for more people to like good opera music at my school because I seem to be the only one. :(

Granted. People start calling rap "good opera music".

 

 

 

I wish rap would DIE.

Granted. rap dies a painful and horrible death.

 

but eminem lives on.

 

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!1

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that people knew I didn't like music at all.

Granted, now we all know how to annoy you.

 

 

 

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I wish for... POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAA! :twisted:

Granted, but you forget the difference between right or wrong and end up destroying the entire universe. And are bored as hell when you are totally done with it. And since your powers are unlimited, it will take you no time at all to destroy the universe.

 

 

 

I wish for a DVD player. No wait, I already have one. Oh right, I'm gonna give it to the fatass at the hospital.

you get 1 and the fatass comes to pick it up but you walk to the television with him and you put the dvd player you got next to the one you already haves the fatass falls and they both are broken :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that i was so f*cking famous in this world that everyone knew me

Granted, but it's because you're a mass murderer... That means, everyone knows you and your bounty price, dead or alive.

 

 

 

I wish I was Agent 47.

Granted but, no one knows who he is and if he trys to sneak up on someone they'll smell a distinctive rotten egg smell around him.

 

 

 

I wish for the sequal to my book to be out already.

Granted, it consists of one page with this written on it: "Buy the next book in the series on January 5th 2010!"

 

 

 

I wish I knew what book you were talking about.

Granted, but you forget about everything else. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd be Santa's evil twin. Then I'd shoot santa, give people that believe in santa (both kids and adults, even teens) weapons instead of what they really wished for. Muahahahaha!!! :twisted:

These people find Santa's corpse and use the weapons you gave them to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish all the world's obnoxious people learn the error of their ways. Then the world could be a better place.

They do, people like them so much they are allowed to become dictators who wage nuclear war on each other and destroy the world.

 

 

 

 

 

[insert wish]

w/e...

 

 

 

I wish for more ponies in the world...Need to equip my crusaders >.<

Granted, but unfortuntely none of the ponies are interested in you.

 

 

 

I wish I'd become a gangster zombie. And had a great friend that's a gangster ogre. And together we will do the worst crimes in history of NYC.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!... too bad

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a huge piece off green slime that would do my bidding. :mrgreen:

the piece of green slime does whatever you tell it to, but soon it becomes self aware and absorbs you like an ameba would.

 

 

 

i wish i had a cookie named ralph.

You quickly eat ralph and find out he was posionous, and die.

 

 

 

I wish that my hamster could hear me say happy birthday in hamster heaven... I am sad as he died earlier this year of cancer and today would be his fourth birthday :(

Umm....He hears you, but then hamsters dont know what birthdays are and totally ignores you.

 

I wish for an uncorruptable, and GOOD wish

you get a good wish, but your idea of good is twisted and evil and corrupted, therefore there is no need to corrupt what is all ready corrupted.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for this ----> =D> <---- smiley guy to stop clapping