May 23, 200917 yr Granted, but the mods then decide to up the amount of post on each page by 2. Each time this thread comes close to page 300 they up the amount of posts so it can never reach the 300 pages. I wish i wasnt so tired at school. Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.
May 23, 200917 yr Granted, but the cops bust you the next day with 8 pounds of methamphetamine in your locker. I wish my contacts didn't itch. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 23, 200917 yr Granted but then you get an eye infection and lose your eyesight. I wish i had some pudding. Slayer; it's just what I do.Thanks Hugger 88 for the awesome siggy!Click show if you want to see achievements.Achievments: Maxed/Comp'd 7th of August 2012. 120 Dungeoneering sometime early december 2011. 99 Slayer achieved October 22nd, 2010. 99 Prayer achieved September 99 18th 2010. Summoning achieved September 14th 2010. 99 Defence achieved May 8th 2010. 99 Constituton achieved April 24th 2010. 99 Attack achieved on January 29th 2010 at 8:00 PM. Questpoint Cape on August 30th 2009.99 Strength (11:47 P.M. August 17 2009).
May 23, 200917 yr Granted. *I hand you an empty bowl* Oops.. *Wipes pudding off my upper lip* I wish I didn't fail my physics and chemistry examinations. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
May 23, 200917 yr Granted, you passed them and got such amazing scores that North Vietnamese agents kidnap you and force you to make weapons for them. I wish kittens grew on trees. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 24, 200917 yr Granted. Kittens gorw on all the trees on your property and like to fall down and your head and scratch your eyes out. I wish California would just declare bankruptcy and admit all its governmantal stupidity already. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 24, 200917 yr Granted, but Ahnold is angry because he regularly read's the Games Forum so he knows that you were the one that forced him to admit bankruptcy. So he comes to your house and owns you terminator style. I wish today wasn't sunday. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 24, 200917 yr Granted. We no longer have Sundays. We now have two Mondays and 6-day school weeks with only Saturday off. I wish I had superpowers. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 25, 200917 yr Granted, your superpowers are "ability to talk to loose leaf paper" and "ability to eat tacos without getting greasy fingers". I wish I had a taco right now. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 25, 200917 yr Granted, but it contains ingredients that you are allergic to. Your throat swells and you die. I wish for a wish that nothing can corrupt! I'm an INTJ. Wait...Cynic... Are you a girl?
May 25, 200917 yr Granted, but it grows in your groin area. Have fun with that. I wish for a spam-free, troll-free RSOF! I'm an INTJ. Wait...Cynic... Are you a girl?
May 25, 200917 yr Granted, now every RSOF poster becomes a geeky machine, typing out preset answers and questions. I wish for infinite power and immortality!
May 25, 200917 yr Granted. However, because Chuck Norris liked his place as the only with those two things, he decides to fight you for eternity. I wish my English teacher wasn't evil and wouldn't have assigned any work in these last couple weeks of school of my senior year. :wall: > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 26, 200917 yr Granted, your english teacher decides (she?) doesn't have the heart to assign you homework so she convinces every other teacher you have to assign you homework. I wish for another wish that can't be corrupted. Ponies!
May 26, 200917 yr Granted. You spend the rest of your life trying to think up an uncorruptible wish only to think of one right before you die. I wish computers couldn't overheat. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 26, 200917 yr Granted. After using computers for a very long time humans overheat and go into meltdown. Like the name sounds when you are in meltdown you start melting away first your arms melt away, then your nose, legs, rest of the outter skin, then your heart slowly and painfully melts away. Your eyes don't melt though so you can watch yourself slowly die. I wish ace read my wish right. Ponies!
May 26, 200917 yr Granted. I go back in time and somehow corrupt your wish and turn you into a zombie. I wish I knew how I read Life_mage's wish wrong. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 30, 200917 yr Granted, you now know, but you realize that tbh you really didn't care, which gets you thinking about life which ends in you committing suicide. :cry: I wish Cynic knew how to dance. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
May 30, 200917 yr Granted. He learns how to dance, but also loses most of his sight and ends up getting bit by a zombie and then bites you and I end up having to shoot both of you. I wish I knew what movie, from my collection, I wanted to watch. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
May 30, 200917 yr Granted, you realize you want to watch The Road Warrior, you start watching it and become inspired to make your own Road Warrior costume and ride the highway for the rest of your life. Unfortunately you're arrested your first day after lighting a tractor trailer on fire. I wish Mad Max could be more awesome. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
June 2, 200917 yr But his head got loped off by one of leanardo da vinchis killing machines then he was sliced into tiny bite sized peices by my middle finger and was fed to Osama bin laden ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish I owned the world and every one gave me candy canes in exchange for me letting them live.... Clicky Here For My Defence Pure GUide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A Guide To Range Tanks
June 2, 200917 yr Granted, you live as ruler of the world for about 2 days until a CIA agent gives you a specially made anthrax candy cane. I wish polar bears would stop complaining about global warming. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
June 2, 200917 yr that was just harsh and for that lil wayne comes after you naked with an ak47 and shoots the hell out of you I wish that I was a nocturnal penguin Clicky Here For My Defence Pure GUide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A Guide To Range Tanks
June 4, 200917 yr Granted. You are a nocturnal penguin. However, because most penguins are not nocturnal, you have no friends and commit suicide. I wish I had an unlimited supply of legos. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
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