Granted. you become colour blind, and now can't telll the difference between green and yellow.

 

 

 

I wish that no one was colourblind.

Granted, they're all blind.

 

 

 

I wish for a single, non-pointy, down feather from a below average sized sparrow.

Granted. you become allergic to it, and hives break out all over your body.

 

 

 

I wish that I was allergic to kryptonite.

Granted. You become Superwoman and save the world from bad guys. However you delovp a severe case of allergies toward kryponite. Upon contact with it, you become the bad guy and destroys the world making saving the world a pointless excerise.

 

 

 

I wish I was God.

Granted. only god can corrupt a wish, and make it epic like you did.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a god as well, instead of being a human.

Granted, you get a sex change, given inhuman powers and become a God. However, due to being a God, no one believes in you.

 

 

 

I was hot babes lust for me.

Granted, but they want you so much that they eat you

 

 

 

I Wish RuneScape was fun

Granted, but your definition of fun is differnt from other people fun. Have fun grinding runecrafting.

 

 

 

I wish farming didn't exist on runescape.

Granted, farming is now replaced with sailing, wich you train by harvesting seaweed on the ocean bed.

 

 

 

I wish i had 99 slayer, the max slayer lv on runescape.

Granted but Jagex decides to make every slayer monster level one slayer and put [insert name of your shilo village slayer master] in an inaccessible area before you can get the cape.

 

 

 

I wish we could get off the runescape related questions.

Granted.they talk about you kissing some guy.

 

 

I wish that I could find somebody that knows how to cook good.. and make him coook for meeeeeeeee. :cry:

Granted, said person is an expert at cooking foods that you despise.

 

 

 

I wish Silver had corrupted Life's wish.

you need to read the fine text.that wasn't there before.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a mermaid.

Granted, you're the kind of mermaid that has the upper body of a fish and the lower body of a human.

 

 

 

I wish that Silver wasn't such a fast poster.

Granted but now silver PM's everyone to post more -.-

 

 

 

I wish I had one $1,000,000

Granted. It's in Zimbabwe dollars... before it was redenominated.

 

The Zimbabwe government redenominated the ZWD again on February 2, 2009 at a rate of 1,000,000,000,000 old ZWD to 1 new ZWD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a million canadian $$$

Granted. But they are all shredded.

 

 

 

I wish I had a butler robot.

Granted, but his programming went wrong and he nags at you to do your jobs instead of doing them for you.

 

 

 

I wish I could whack my teacher in the face with a wet fish.

Granted. But fish turn that teacher on and he/she starts to kiss attack you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could teleport places.

Granted but you can only teleport to two places. One is the exact center of the earth, the other is Mars.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what that smell was in my house.

Granted. You find it in the bathroom.

 

 

 

I wish that I had no need to go to the loo.

Granted. your mom buys you adult size diapers for your needs instead.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a real boy. -.-

granted. But one part of your is always "sporting wood".

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could be truly happy.

Granted. you;re happy and stupid.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a time machine so that I could go back in time and fight a real honest to goodness dragon that breathes flames!

I would love to be happy and stupid. I'm only unhappy because I understand everything...

 

 

 

Granted. But its your brother.

 

 

 

I wish this wasn't an edit.