August 18, 200916 yr Granted, you don't go to school, and you go to a party, but then your parents got tipped off, dragged you home, and ground you for eternity. I wish that anyone that tries to corrupt this wish will instantly be teleported to outerspace, and dies immediately. Before they can corrupt it :twisted:
August 18, 200916 yr Granted, but they come back as zombies and ghosts to kill you I wish i had a Good looking, nice girlfriend [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 18, 200916 yr Granted. however your heart gets broken. refer to this link. I wish that I had no heart. \ and I could still live. :
August 18, 200916 yr Granted. your heart is replaced by a black hole, that sucks everything in, including yourself.. and you're still alive. I wish that I am invincible.
August 18, 200916 yr Granted. your defences are so impenetrable that no one can attack you... or glomp you... or hug you.. :twisted: You thus have immense trouble "having fun" physically with your significant other. I wish that I had some more pepper.
August 18, 200916 yr Granted. Your pepper is here, and up your nose..in your body, everywhere. You suffocated to death on pepper. I wish for $100,000,000 and that I can enjoy that money in peace.
August 18, 200916 yr Granted. It's a 100 million yen... and you become extremely bored. I wish that I had a lolipop. -.- corrupt that.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. Then you choke on it when you realized that it's vinegar, pepper, and soap flavored. I wish myself and the person who post below me epic good luck, and a happy, full life.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. Then you choke on it when you realized that it's vinegar, pepper, and soap flavored. I wish myself and the person who post below me epic good luck, and a happy, full life. Granted but it turns out I get a super happy life instead of a happy life, you can't live with the fact that you failed so you cover yourself in propane and set fire to yourself
August 19, 200916 yr Granted, but it turns out I can't be burn by fire. So I live happy life after all. I wish they would remove this smilie : :ugeek:.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted but they remove every smiliey with it and replace it with a rickroll that auto plays every time you go to post and you can't turn it off, it shuts off all other music/sounds you have open. I wish for a Pepsi (seriously I could use one) Ponies!
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. However, it's really coke inside that pepsi can. :twisted: I wish that I had super strength.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. then you accidently axed yourself with the super strength. I wish for all the correct answers to my homework.
August 19, 200916 yr granted. however, you have to repeat the entire year because although you did get the homework correct, you never really expended any effort on actually doing the homework.. so you fail. I wish that I could play a musical instrument.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted, you get one, attachted to your head, forever! I wish i had moar epicness [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 19, 200916 yr granted, you get so much epicness, you drown in it. Good Fight ;) I wish that this text would turn blue.
August 19, 200916 yr Granted, but your background turns blue too and you can never read it anymore I Wish /b/ loaded faster [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. but the reason is because no one uses 4chan anymore... I wish that I could understand the inner workings of a 4chan poster's mind.
August 19, 200916 yr granted but because i have no idea what 4chan is you explode I wish I was irresistibly charming to good-looking females, and repelled [bleep]y and/or fat ones.... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. however you develop a severe special interest for fat females.... and men... and cannot do anything with attractive members of the human race. I wish that I was dead. :shock:
August 19, 200916 yr Granted, but you go to Heaven and have to put up with Jesus and his buddies always crackin' lame jokes and talking about Twilight 24/7. I wish it was January. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 19, 200916 yr Granted. however it's January in the year 2099, and you're really really old.. and you can barely move your body without experiencing excruciating pain because they never bothered to develop the technology for medicine and cloning.. and you're stuck and you want to die.. and because its against the law.. you're tied up and forced to live out the rest of your life [which turns out to be 30 more years btw] like that. I wish that I could see into the future. :ugeek:
August 20, 200916 yr you see into the future and you see yourself making passionate love with a grotesque fat guy and you kill yourself due to the mental scarring I wish i could fly a helicopter God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 21, 200916 yr Granted. you get arrested for flying without a license. I wish that I could remember what DRM means.
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