granted. The directions are in chinese.

 

I wish that I had a chinese-english dictionary.

Granted, but it's very complicated to use.

 

I wish the forum games would be a lot more active, I mean seriously there are almost always some threads I reply to that nobody else replies to in 2 or more days. <_<

Granted, but there are so many forum games that people have to post quickly and the post quality declines dramatically.

 

I wish TBM realised there was a reason that people didn't reply to those threads

Granted, but you already told me the reason, so I don't need to realize it.

 

I wish Psycho_robot would stop with the "I wish TBM would realize" wishes already.

Your wish has been granted in such a way as to cause Psycho_Robot not to wish for anything any more, except perhaps another chance at living.

 

I wish the pornography industry decided to use Avatar's technology in what they produce.

Granted, but the results are terrifying to behold and deeply emotionally scarring.

 

I wish people would stop raving so much about avatar already!

Granted. They start raving about lolcats.

 

I wish that more people knew about my website.

Granted. Several thousand cyber-stalkers will go start posting comments all over your page with bad grammar, obscene and sexual language, and hatred for cats and transvestite robots.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, you're a little bit but the difference is so small, it isn't even noticable.

 

I wish I would get everything I want whenever I wanted, for free!!!!!

Granted. Now you only WANT things which are free and get NOTHING else.

 

I wish someone would go post another installment on the epicness Pass the Cheese

Granted, he posts something so epic that nobody can beat it.

 

I wish for a helicopter.

Granted, but the first time you try flying it you crash into some power lines and explode in an awesome fireball of death.

 

I wish Thursdays were more awesome.

Granted, but only because the rest of the days of the week become crappy, boring and suck.

 

I wish Osama Bin Laden would turn himself in.

They finally do turn themself in, but they just happen to be carrying a bomb on their body, which has the untimely consequence of going off right next to you, causing you to get killed along with them. Oh well, we will just call your next-of-kin, if you have any... :boohoo:

 

 

 

I wish for a permanent end to ever having more nightmares, preferably without crippling my body or dying... :twss:

 

 

~Mr. "nevermind, I know something's coming" Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: You know I'm royally joking around, right? I'd rather have you alive, TBH...)

Granted. All your future dreams consist of you sitting in an empty room.

 

I wish I could choose what I dreamt about

Granted, but you soon get bored of always getting the dreams you want, but there is nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish Michael Bay would be known by the public as the best movie director ever, and his movie Transformer: Revenge Of The Fallen would get all the awards that exist out there. (except for the "Worst" categories)

Granted, a crazy fan kills him. The killer, prior to your wish, wouldn't have been interested in him.

 

I wish for a flashlight.

Granted, but the flashlight is so hot it burns stuff.

 

I wish to become the owner of all the companies in the world, then I'd make profit off them. :twisted:

Granted, but your taxes amount to more than your income. You go broke.

 

I wish daylight savings time was abolished

Granted. You realize it was set in place to keep them away fr- OH GOD. NOT MY EYES

 

I wish everybody knew.

Granted, everyone now knows about you're third nipple.

 

I wish I had a full scholarship for college.

Granted, but the college has no classes that you want to take or any that will help you in your career path.

 

I wish for a wheel of rat cheese.

Granted, you get a wheel of rat cheese. It's useless...

 

I wish I had something better to do :rolleyes:

Granted, but you get killed while doing it.

 

I wish I were a master chef

Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself with a knife because you get too secure.

 

I wish for a glass of water.