Granted. You jump out a window, and you fly for only a mere 3 seconds. 8 lives left.

 

I wish for an omnipotent being to create a stone he cannot lift.

Granted, he gets Chuck Norris to lift it for him.

 

I wish for a good, long and happy life for me, my friends, my family and my loved ones. (BTW, you count as friends.)

Well ain't that lovely? I corrupt it by entering your circle of friends.

 

I wish I had a coke fountain.

Granted, but the coke is diet.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

A bag of fresh tacos suddenly appears on your desk, they are delicious.

 

I wish I had a good bottle of wine to enjoy..

Granted, you can't find the corkscrew.

 

I wish I could die happy and fully functional in year 2100.

Granted, the world is dead before 2100

 

I wish I could go to sleep now.

Granted but you don't wake up.

 

I wished I had some biscuts.

I just ate some left over biscuts from the meal earlier.. so that's where those came from. Oops.

 

I wish I had more egg nog.

Granted, its all past its use-by date.

 

I wish I was wearing dark dark sunglasses, indoors, lights off, at nighttime.

Granted. You trip and fall on a nail, which pierces your eye. And it breaks your sunglasses.

 

I wish I would finaly become aware.

Granted, you didn't say what you're finally aware of, so you're now finally aware that something evil has been watching you. And you go mentally insane.

 

I wish to change my username here on the forum to BlazeTheMovieFan.

Granted, everyone forgets about you and treats you like a newby in every thread you post, disregarding the fact that you have -holy [cabbage]- 16k posts.

 

I wish I hadn't [bleep]ed up my sleep schedule so early in holidays.

Granted, you never sleep again.

 

I wish my series Pokémon Gangster would get a lot more comments. Seriously, I work so hard on them.

Granted, but according to the Hipster Theory of relativity, the more popular something is, the worse it is.

 

I wish I had a steaming bowl of soup in front of me.

Granted. The soup is cold. it's up to you to find out why it's steaming. And I won't give any hints because you are a mod.

 

I wish I was the law.

Granted, except as the law, you now have to hang out with new friends, which include The Situation.

 

I wish I was Harry Potter.

Granted, but since you don't have the same experience he does, Voldemort kills you without a problem.

 

I wish each minute was 150 seconds long instead of 60.

Granted, but the new time changes mess with your internal body clock and you die from a lack of sleep.

 

I wish I was a woman.

Granted. A genetical mutation causes you to be constantle on your period. Also, you are forced to prepare sandwhiches 24/7, and pop babies 'till you drop.

 

 

I wish I had invented the original "Final countdown" song instead of Europe.

Granted, you get extremely famous for that. And trust me, fame isn't always a good thing, because now you won't be left alone.

 

I wish for 30 calculus over the hills.

Granted, but you get hit by a bus.

 

I wish TBM would stop getting hit by buses.

FINALLY THIS THREAD GETS A REPLY!!!!!!!!! It's about time too.

 

Granted, Tom Bill Mensen now keeps getting hit by airplanes.

 

I wish to become mega-popular on Facebook.

Granted, but you become mega-popular for killing a bunch of people.

 

I wish I weren't colorblind and had better vision.

Granted. You can now see perfectly. In fact, your vision is so good, you start seeing the demons that inhabit our world. And they can see you.

 

I wish even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.