February 12, 201115 yr Granted, they become believers and strictly follow the 10 commandments and follow you arround 24/7 pointing out everything you do that isn't acceptable by christian standards. I wish people would just accept other's religions, or lack of them.
February 12, 201115 yr Granted, nobody ever questions religions or science ever again. So being an atheist or a religious person isn't worth it anymore. I wish for some powerful pwnage. :twisted:
February 13, 201115 yr Granted, but it's too powerful and you accidentally pwn yourself. I wish for the ability to shoot out rainbows with my fingers! :o
February 13, 201115 yr Granted, but the rainbows are so bright it makes everyone around you blind. I wish for a toy with a mind of its own.
February 14, 201115 yr Granted. I wish for more throwing axes. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, you accidentaly impale yourself and others due to not knowing how to use them well. I wish spring wasn't a horrible season to live in. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
February 14, 201115 yr Granted. The world is struck by eternal winter. I wish all medications were rose-scented. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, all medications are now poison rose-scented. I wish my father would be a god.
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, that makes you Jesus. So your father ends up sending you to get crucified. I wish I didn't need to sleep, and could go on forever without being tired.
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, now that you don't have the dreams you had to help you through the day anymore. Also you need dreams to be capable of thinking properly, so now you can't think properly. You said couldn't be tired, you didn't say anything about not needing dreams. I wish Internet trolls would be eaten by mythical trolls.
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, and there was much rejoicing, though the poor trolls got stomache aches. I wish I could practice with my throwing axes in the back yard; currently anywhere I set up the targets is likely to injure someone on the ricochet. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, your backyard is now your bedroom! I wish I had aquaman as a neighbor
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, he talks your pet goldfish into organizing a revolution. I wish I had an orange popsicle. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 14, 201115 yr Granted, guess where I made it appear... I wish morgan freeman narrated every tip.it'ers life...
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, they get annoyed and eventually kill him. I wish two ordinary employees would drink a cup of coffee in some office. I wonder if something strange will happen to them. :-k
February 15, 201115 yr Granted. The two employees grow closer over a series of talks over further cups of coffee, and elope. They take their honeymoon on a cruise boat, which happens collide with a dinghy you're rowing. No one notices you drown. >.> I wish cough suppressing drugs actually worked. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, they hump only a few select things. Namely, your face. I wish heart problems didn't hurt so damn much. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, you die painlessly of heart attack. I wish for en evil empire and I was the owner of that empire. Then I'd start a slavery. :twisted:
February 15, 201115 yr Granted: here's a viagra to keep your heart on and your hardon. I wish matt damon made a good movie for a change...
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, the shock sends you into a coma full of hellish nightmares. I wish that I wasn't able to bleed so easily. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, you don't bleed at all. But you get shot and die anyway. Since foursidenight was obviously granting earthgragonsage's wish as he posted at the same time as me I will repost my previous wish: I wish for en evil empire and I was the owner of that empire. Then I'd start a slavery. :twisted:
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, you own the National bank. I wish that the world didn't have some many trigger happy nut jobs. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide]
February 15, 201115 yr Granted, you die. I wish I ninja'd a post. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
February 15, 201115 yr Granted: you're now the president of america I wish my posts didn't keep getting ninja'd
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