blaah Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Granted. You get called up and taken as the new top executive in charge of Pokémon, making you in charge of the franchise's mind. And, by commutative property, in charge of your own mind. I wish someone could define the difference between when a person is being "fake" and "real", not referring to acting or existence. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata_Phfract__the_slayer Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 granted, you gain that little bit of knowledge, but your human brain is programmed in just the way as to drive you insane. i wish for something simple. I'm a Brony and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Granted, you get a simple recipe food, unfortunately I find the food you make disgusting and never want to look at that recipe again. I wish for an elevator that leads to another dimension, then I'd use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Granted, you enter the dimension of nightmares. You die there. I wish I could manipulate time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Granted, but you lose the ability when you're old, so by going into the future like you will, you'll lose it. I wish I didn't have a headache. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Granted, instead you feel ill in your stomach. I wish the following events would happen: I go to a place where I see a sofa, and the following conversation takes place: Someone: Do you wanna work here?Me: What do I have to do?Someone: Well, all you have to do is be in the sofa and do absolutely nothing. You can't even dream.Me: That sounds like an easy job.Someone: But it's not an easy job at all. Few people have managed to do this job. If you do anything other than just being in the sofa doing nothing you will be fired. You get 30 trillion dollars a month.Me: I'm in.Someone: Good luck. You decide what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Oh thanks, I felt ill in my stomach the last few days. Anyway. You stay on the sofa for several hours, sleep, wake up the next day hungry. You realize you can't go anywhere or do anything, so you decide to fall asleep again. Since you're so hungry, your stomach wakes you up and you spend an extended period of time being awake, causing hallucinations. At one point, you see the couch on fire. Since you're going in and out of consciousness, you think you're safe and the davenport is alright as well. But you light on fire and burn and die, and by not lasting a month you break the contract and your family doesn't get paid. I wish I had a wish which didn't involve wishing for something that could really happen in a fantasy world twice backwards. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Granted, but it's so complex even you can't understand it. I wish I could spend all of my time with the people I love, doing things I love to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMuddy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Unfortunatley you develop a love of some dangerous things. Everyone you love dies. Then you die. I wish I could create food, with my mind. Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Granted, but it all tastes terrible. I wish Nicholas Cage would become one of my subscribers on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Granted, but it's not him, it's his "media specialist" used for messing with his YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter. I wish I didn't need to eat in order to survive. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Granted, but you still need to drink in order to survive. I wish for a heavy weight champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Granted, you go to a bar, find one, piss him off, and he beats you. I wish Japan recovers from the Earthquake/Tsunami/Nuclear explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Granted, the country will recover but since this tragedy is already taking lives people will most likely continue to die. Overall though the country will recover. I didn't want to corrupt that one, but hey my answer is reality based. I wish someone would grant my wish with a long, elaborate story with an abundance of poetic devices, non-archetypal characterization, and a confusing plotline. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted, but that "someone" forgets to hit the submit button, and closes the window before he does that. I wish Adolf Hitler would be forgotten by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted. Once that happens, history repeats itself and some new guy's name is the equivalent of Hitler's. I wish I could make people less stupid. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted, but every time you do you become stupider. I think I'm running out of wishing ideas. I wish I didn't feel that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted. You now have lots of ideas. You're just not aware of them. I wish I hadn't been ill last week. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted, instead you become ill the whole next week. I wish that next time I drive my car around the city I'd find a dead reindeer lying on the road, then I'd just keep on going driving over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Granted. But then the dead reindeer's friend, who has been bitten by a radioactive Japanese spider, comes back to kill you. (after it steals your car and buries its friend.) I wish I could see air /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. YOU CAN SEE FOREVER. :shock: I wish for Old Spice. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted, it's old and rotten. I wish my face would be on every US dollar bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. It's on every counterfeit bill. I wish someone will corrupt my wish. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted, but he does it in the worst way possible. I wish the statue of Liberty would be replaced by a statue of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Granted. Your statue quickly rusts, gets covered in bird droppings, and is called "Lady Liberty" because people don't know your name. I wish my eyes didn't feel so tired. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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