October 31, 201114 yr Granted, you become an evil dictator. I wish every murder and rapists who feel no shame for what they do and never learn their lessons would be shot, no exception.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. They do get shot.... with flu vaccines. I wish Blaze was made of 40% soap.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted, but you become 100% soap and can't even move. I wish I would stop with all this evil crap in here.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. In its place is witless sarcasm. I wish I had a copy of the "wicked bible" for collection purposes.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted, angry Christians do anything they can to kill you for having a book that insults their religion. I wish Adolf Hitler didn't hate jews but Pokémon fans instead. Which I assume didn't exist back then. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. Hitler becomes less hypocritical (he was part Jewish himself) and targets his allies, the Japanese. This conflict within destroys both sides and causes a downfall for the years to come. Also, Pokemon fans still survive. I wish the Dragonball series was more in depth.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. Hitler becomes less hypocritical (he was part Jewish himself) and targets his allies, the Japanese. This conflict within destroys both sides and causes a downfall for the years to come. Also, Pokemon fans still survive. I wish the Dragonball series was more in depth. Wish granted, but you find out that, Vegeta and Goku are actually in a passionate gay relationship. I wish that my tarantula would stop eating so much.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. It dies from starvation. I wish I was a time lord. Wish granted. You become a time lord, but you realize that jumping through space and time in your TARDIS becomes monotonous. You live forever, but you begin to hate living. I wish this guy would stop yelling while I try to sleep at night.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. It dies from starvation. I wish I was a time lord. Wish granted. You become a time lord, but you realize that jumping through space and time in your TARDIS becomes monotonous. You live forever, but you begin to hate living. I wish this guy would stop yelling while I try to sleep at night. Granted. His voice is mute, but it's recorded on tape and the volume will be on max when played, which is every 30 minutes. I wish I had ownership of The Moon.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted, but the aliens who live there start a rebellion against you. I wish the annoying dreams that I have would just go away. <_<
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. Now you get semi-realistic nightmares. I wish I could speak fluent binary.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted. You accidentally create a verbal computer, which then experiences a fatal error and causes you to die. I wish to KICK REASON TO THE CURB! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
October 31, 201114 yr Granted, but I taste horrible. I wish the next president of the united states would be some random person.
October 31, 201114 yr Granted, but it's you and you're killed by an evil mob. I wish there were more hot pocket flavors.
November 1, 201114 yr Granted. They all involve motor oil and paraffin. I wish I had a penny to throw in a wishing well and then what I wish for comes true. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
November 1, 201114 yr Granted. You wish for world peace and get a handful of dirt. I wish to BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN MYSELF! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
November 1, 201114 yr Granted. You believe in yoruself so uch that you stop developing your talents and you wind up a vagrant. I wish for a humble life of simple pleasures and modest comfort.
November 1, 201114 yr Granted, but everyone hates you for it, but you don't care. I wish Psycho_Robot would get this immature and inappropriate avatar off my face. :shame:
November 1, 201114 yr Granted. You discover the 'hide avatars' button. I wish to save that violin dude! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
November 2, 201114 yr Granted, you save him from tripping, then he gets sniped I wish I knew about the hide avatars button sooner. YouTube
November 2, 201114 yr Granted, but some jackass removes that option, so it's too late. I wish Santa Claus would stop sending out presents as he's obviously sick of doing it every single year and do something more important, and that's become the president of the United States, also most people would vote for them because they believe that he will be an awesome president, whether they're right or not is totally up to you.
November 2, 201114 yr Granted, all the good little boys and girls are very sad. I wish I didn't like piano music so much. YouTube
November 2, 201114 yr Granted, now you hate it so much that you go to other people's houses and destroy the pianos. I wish Santa Claus and Easter Bunny would fight in a box fight now. Then I'd watch it on television, relax, and have fun. :shades:
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