The Dark Lord Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I collapse into a black hole. All of our spirits are sucked into the black hole, and we discover that black holes are actual portals into hell. I can see the flames as I enter the event horizon. Time comes to a standstill. "Yes, Milord?" Satan! SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Why hello there assembled company (I will be playing as satan) I walk around and then randomly ram a pitchfork up hex's [wagon]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Why hello there assembled company (I will be playing as satan) I walk around and then randomly ram a pitchfork up hex's [wagon]. Well, kids, you shouldn't be surprised. Remember Satan's relationship with Sodom Hussein? Yeah... SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Hell collapses into a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I eat the balckhole, and become a super-compact version of myself. I stay the same, in other words, but am an Asian. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Well I'm glad the balckhole is gone, but what about that black hole next to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I then see the black hole. "Oh shi-" I am destroyed. Oh no, I appear to have lost. Time to cheat.___ I awaken, and find myself to be reborn in a new form. I am exactly the same, but now my shirt is red. Fear the red shirt. Oh, and I throw a large container of antimatter at the black hole, destroying it, along with mostly everything in the general area. My red shirt protects me. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 But it turns out I am wearing a red shirt as well! I throw acid on your shirt, which turns it blue. You are destroyed by the bomb! Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Start Select. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Bwahahahah I am the devil and can summon a red shirt! Now if you excuse me... I pull my pitchfork and look for someone to sodomize with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 My purple shirt is on under my red shirt. Beat that. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I put on the Kirk's Yellow shirt and thus become indestructable.I also plan to lead an away team and after picking Spock and MacCoy I pick Ensign Red shirt...Err Ensign Retech. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I throw up the black hole. "That thing tasted disgusting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 My shirt absorbs the blackhole, and coverts it into a large platter of cookies. I pass these out to anyone who is willing to ally with me. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I pull out a four-foot wide axe and slice TTan in half, diagonally. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Sere's axe accidentily cut space-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 The universe implodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 It implodes on itself creating a giant blackhole which is to big so the big bang happens again and the course of time takes its place.In the end we are all the same and standing on earth. We do not remember anything thats happened before and we are all doing normal jobs.I slice of Sere's head with some christmas tree lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mankind is now purple due to evolutionary differences in the new universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I am exactly the same as my previous self, but am now weraing a salmon colored tenchcoat. In this reality such an article is both fashionable and powerful. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I jump out and stab a random guy with a dull plastic spoon. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You stabbed God taking a walk. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I sit sideways on the cieling and nuke a random chair with my intestines. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I take my place on god's throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I douse you in kerosene and light you on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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