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Yea I didn't think it was real. But still, that would be EPIC. It would go along with the "Knock knock? Who's there? AMERICAN FIREPOWER! *BOOM*" demotive. I thought the people looked a little short compared to the building entrance in the background.

 

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Can't beat planet destroying.

 

 

 

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Quite literally a machine of war. :twss:

 

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Boom shacka lacka.

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And what happens when I send a unit of fast, lightly armed infantry in a flanking maenuver while distracting your front?

 

Pikes aren't good unless they're protected on their flanks.

 

That's why ancient warfare is so awesome. Strategy is a must. Play Rome: Total War and feel the win.

 

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Can't beat planet destroying.

 

That link isn't working but I am assuming you posted a Death Star.

 

The Death Star is the most powerful weapon in the Universe! It has no flaws. None. Except for... uh, I mean, yeah, it's like virtually indestructible. Like, 99.999%. I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a lazer in the hole... It... Uh, blows up. I mean, it's not big. It's just like two meters across. And to even get to it you have to skim along this whole trench-- it's not a big deal.

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That is just incredible. It should be launching nukes at that size. Looks like something you would see in a comic which a superhero has to stop before it destroys the world.

 

Something like this?

 

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Can't beat planet destroying.

 

That link isn't working but I am assuming you posted a Death Star.

 

The Death Star is the most powerful weapon in the Universe! It has no flaws. None. Except for... uh, I mean, yeah, it's like virtually indestructible. Like, 99.999%. I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a lazer in the hole... It... Uh, blows up. I mean, it's not big. It's just like two meters across. And to even get to it you have to skim along this whole trench-- it's not a big deal.

 

I mean, can't we like put some carboard plywood over it or something? :thumbsup:

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Can't beat planet destroying.

 

That link isn't working but I am assuming you posted a Death Star.

 

The Death Star is the most powerful weapon in the Universe! It has no flaws. None. Except for... uh, I mean, yeah, it's like virtually indestructible. Like, 99.999%. I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a lazer in the hole... It... Uh, blows up. I mean, it's not big. It's just like two meters across. And to even get to it you have to skim along this whole trench-- it's not a big deal.

 

I mean, can't we like put some carboard over it or something? :thumbsup:

 

Yeah, but that would looks terrible! You've gotta think about the resale value.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29oUc8Czdic

 

Haha. That robot can't get us because we're behind this big fence. We're perfectly safe.

 

...

 

Wait. WHAT THE [bleep]?! Run for your lives! It jumped the fence!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29oUc8Czdic

 

Haha. That robot can't get us because we're behind this big fence. We're perfectly safe.

 

...

 

Wait. WHAT THE [bleep]?! Run for your lives! It jumped the fence!

 

Then what's it supposed to do? Bump our toe? lol

 

Leap at your throat with its retractable combat knife.

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For all we know, the Military could have spent millions of dollars funding research for a fancy new remote-controlled car for George W. Bush in order to entertain him.

SWAG

 

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Quite literally a machine of war. :twss:

 

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Boom shacka lacka.

 

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Oh god. Don't even go there. That video annoys me so much.

 

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For the ultimate rambo.

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I am willing to put hard cash on the CO of the dude who is in that dual machine gun video having shat bricks when he saw it. What sort of f*cking MORON would do that?!?!?! Looked cool as Hell, but still!

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