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I'm not good with thread introductions, but here goes. Post pics of military equipment. This includes small arms, vehicles, etc...

 

Since the forum scales down pics to not stretch the page, hide tags shouldn't be needed unless you post a long string of pics.

 

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Wow that third one... other cars around it got wtfpwned for no reason

 

What do you expect? A magical laser with super accuracy? Civilians are going to die, nothing you can do about it but try and minimalize it. WWII era weapons would have taken out the entire street.

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You guys are weak.

 

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The true weapon of a man. Though one could argue that's one's bare fists. Or a tamed bear's fists.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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is this considered trolling? After all it is "War machine"!

 

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Cool pictures so far though, I've always loved the P40 Warhawks

 

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is this considered trolling? After all it is "War machine"!

 

 

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Troll. :shame:

 

Now this isn't an exact "weapon" but more of the aftermath w/ a twist...

 

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Despite the damage and horror these bombs create mushroom clouds are kinda cool looking.

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WWII era weapons would have taken out the entire street...

...four blocks down.

 

ARTILLERY TIEM!!!11

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Definition of overkill and awesome:

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"Secret Weapons over Normandy" ...

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Wow that third one... other cars around it got wtfpwned for no reason

 

What do you expect? A magical laser with super accuracy? Civilians are going to die, nothing you can do about it but try and minimalize it. WWII era weapons would have taken out the entire street.

 

I would expect a little restraint. It wouldn't have killed the pilot to wait a second or two for the civilian traffic to move (as it seemed to have passing the vehicle at the time).

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

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I feel that this should be combined with the 'pictures of hot women' thread, thus creating the ultimate source of mirth for men.

It would be titled, simply, 'Mirth for Men'.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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Wow that third one... other cars around it got wtfpwned for no reason

 

What do you expect? A magical laser with super accuracy? Civilians are going to die, nothing you can do about it but try and minimalize it. WWII era weapons would have taken out the entire street.

 

I would expect a little restraint. It wouldn't have killed the pilot to wait a second or two for the civilian traffic to move (as it seemed to have passing the vehicle at the time).

Actually, if I remember correctly from the article that .gif is from, all three of those cars were involved in a car chase. And if you look at the video, it's clear that there are three separate explosions, which would imply that the firing was concentrated and purposeful.

 

That, or some civilians got [bleep]ed up. One of the two. I prefer to think of the first one - even if I'm totally wrong, I doubt I'll find out for sure.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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I feel that this should be combined with the 'pictures of hot women' thread, thus creating the ultimate source of mirth for men.

It would be titled, simply, 'Mirth for Men'.

 

What? You want a woman giving the F22 a car wash while eating a cheeseburger?

 

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@Lent:

 

"Goddammit! Who the hell put the cluster bombs in here? I asked for a single, I repeat S-I-N-G-L-E, explosion!"

 

They could have also been a bunch of Islamic extremists, and the military just somehow did something to set their vests off in unison.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Wow that third one... other cars around it got wtfpwned for no reason

 

What do you expect? A magical laser with super accuracy? Civilians are going to die, nothing you can do about it but try and minimalize it. WWII era weapons would have taken out the entire street.

 

I would expect a little restraint. It wouldn't have killed the pilot to wait a second or two for the civilian traffic to move (as it seemed to have passing the vehicle at the time).

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Actually, if I remember correctly from the article that .gif is from, all three of those cars were involved in a car chase. And if you look at the video, it's clear that there are three separate explosions, which would imply that the firing was concentrated and purposeful.

 

That, or some civilians got [bleep]ed up. One of the two. I prefer to think of the first one - even if I'm totally wrong, I doubt I'll find out for sure.

 

Well if it's aimed at all 3 then that is an entirely different scenario.

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

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Bigberthasayswhat?

 

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Boom. Boom. Firepower.

 

But there is a better metal snake: Tsar Bomba

 

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Instant. Sunrise.

 

I loves me nuclear types. Let's take a look at some nice submarines. How about the Soviet Akula-class?

 

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Mmm, tasty. That's a real shark right there. Let's take another look.

 

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Yes ma'am, may I have another, ma'am? Mmmm-hmm.

 

But of course nothing would be complete without the USS Seawolf.

 

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Them right there's the SSN-575, 3rd sub in the Seawolf class.

 

Well, those are all well and good, but what about aircraft carriers? Well, what about them? [bleep] those guys. Battleships!

 

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USS Iowa, [bleep]. Museum ship now, but look at that. Look at it!

 

Aaaaaand that's my contribution. For now.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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