(hahaha sorry, this made my day better. You can't help yourself Fura, you love me. :P just kidding. anyway, reply?? Nex, Tuck is a big dog.... a mix of a shepard and lab.)

Ieyfura, your avatar from GITs - I really want to see that.

I decided to do the test of mary sueness on Jong Xhiang and it was actually -1, I filled in the stuff as if it was a story.

I can't really grasp anything from the first post and the stuff in this RP, can someone tell me what its about and could I please join

 

(in red to show thats it not a roleplay)

And it is a rather large cage, Vixion.

(er, i got a 56 for my book charecter, mostly because the good things about the charecter i have arent on the damn test. didnt even try with this RP one)

I made 2 posts outlining what its about as I made the mistake of not doing so from the start. Page 12, 13 or 14 contains the outline. Its short and to the point. Should tell you what you need to know. Jump in whenever you're ready ^-^

 

As for my avatar. Thats a PINK SHIRT....

(er, i got a 56 for my book charecter, mostly because the good things about the charecter i have arent on the damn test. didnt even try with this RP one)

This means you have created a mary sue. A mary sue is not a character who is awful, it is a character who is too perfect, thus, if the good things aren't on there, it's even more of a mary sue.

(dude? i mean the things that make the charecter not a mary sue.)

moo?

(redid the test, actually reading the directions carefully (was tired last time i did it) and got a 21 for the book charecter. also, i cant do anything unless retech or grim post, scince i am out of action. and the reason why my charecter got hit was the fact that he doesnt have uber reflexes. he doesnt wear armor. he was charging into the arrows path. putting those things together, he got hit, and was knocked out.)

Earth, it's freeform. You can have your character wake up or something.

(yes.. but he jsut took a dragon hide piercing arrow from a magic bow. i dont think one would wake up very quickly after that. and u want to see the reactions.)

Aaaaaaanyways, less talking about rping, more actual rping.

 

Kemios sat quietly in the forest, contently drinking out of his keg of beer. Joel, who was curled around his arm, asked, "So what is that stuff?"

Kemios, not remembering what might happen if a dragon became drunk, told Joel, "It'sh beer! Great shtuff beer ish. Want shome?"

Joel gladly accepted, and was very soon flying around in circles, bumping into trees, and talking about general nonsense with his drinking compatriot. Kemios let out a hearty laugh, then they both passed out on the forest floor in drunken contentedness.

Mathias whiped out what seems to be a Colt Classic and shot a squirrel, hoping for a reaction which he could respond to.

Jen is rather astonished at the crazy jumping man. Regardless, she took a second masterwork arrow and began weaving her elemental crafts. Despite never receiving sorcery training in her entire life, Jen learned slowly from her experiences in the forest, and soon began to use the rhythms of the earth and nature in her hunting.

 

Jen looses the arrow directly into one of the dragon's eyes. It was not a fatal wound, but it caused the dragon to reel backwards in surprise. Sensing danger, Jen stepped back out into the part of the cave inaccessable to the dragons, before sticking her arm out and magically retrieving the masterwork arrow from Earth's shoulder, and patching the wound.

Claude turned around at the sight of the squirrel bieng shot, he had wanted a quiet night out and this ugly guy was shooting squirrels. He had drunk a lot that night, enough to knock most people out but not him, bread stuck to vodka ridden beard on his face.

"Arrrrrrghhh!"

And he aimed a tankard at Mathias's head

"SHUT UP!"

Kemios and Joel both woke up in the forest with massive hangovers. Looking at Joel, Kemios asked, "....Wanna go kill something?"

Joel replied, "Hell yes."

 

And then the two went on a rampage in the forest, Kemios knocking down trees, Joel devouring squirrels, and both of them just causing general mayhem.

Mathias pointed the Colt at Claude and fired, causing him to grunt as the copperhead BB knocked the tankard out of his hands.

"I didn't say nothin', you must be mistaken."

Then he aimed his airgun lower, at Claude's groin.

"You won't make that mistake again, will you?"

Mathias pointed the Colt at Claude and fired, causing him to grunt as the copperhead BB knocked the tankard out of his hands.

"I didn't say nothin', you must be mistaken."

Then he aimed his airgun lower, at Claude's groin.

"You won't make that mistake again, will you?"

Airguns? At first, I thought you were throwing horses at squirrels.

 

Also...

(The drunk man and the talking baby dragon, oh the possibilities xD. Oh and Nex, with the whole mixed time...well I personally don't reference it, neither does anyone else. Vixion's the only one using those references, so we'll just pretend he hit his head really hard and had a temporary magick power that created those futuristic things inside his mind, and they conjured up into his house ^-^. Hope that sets your side story back on track :) )

Not sure if this is one of the threadstarters nixing future stuff or not....

The first shot missed, probably because the persons hands were so deforemed and ugly, the tank didn't fall out of his hands because the bullet missed and so her proceeded to smash the gun out of Mathias's hands while flipping him off and calling him what sounded like

"De.. Raga Foooooooo.... Poooooo!"

Then walked out the bar and ate squirrels.

1. You can't say I missed an object when hitting it would in no way harm you.

2. You can't make descriptions of other's characters without them being based on previous descriptions.

3. No auto-hit attacks.

4. I'm not in the tavern.

That sort of stuff ends in

 

"I shoot X point blank in the head"

"X dodges with super reflexes and shoots Y through the heart"

"Uuuuh X, you couldn't possibly dodge that, well anyway I dodge Y's bullets and fire at him some more"

"Well you dodged my shots to your heart, so I dodged the shots to your head, before X could even shoot I finish him off with a knife to the stomach"

"But that couldn't work out, this game is just stupid you couldn't dodge that"

Mather and Hex, I encourage you NOT to go down this path. It'll just ruin the game.

I shot an object as a way to spicing up the action, he on the other hand did exactly that.

1. You can't say I missed an object when hitting it would in no way harm you.

3. No auto-hit attacks.

Otherwise, i'm going to say I knocked off all your clothes.

 

2. You can't make descriptions of other's characters without them being based on previous descriptions.

I heavily implied that Claude was drunk

 

3. No auto-hit attacks.

knocked the tankard out of his hands.

 

4. I'm not in the tavern.

My mistake

Shooting an object to cause fear or visual effects is not an attack.

 

Clothes cannot physically be "knocked off", my hat could, the rest couldn't.

 

You said I missed because of "his disfigured hands" I wouldn't miss if it was your hands.

 

 

Now make a decent reply that follows the rules of roleplay.

I'm going to intervene here. As I had mentioned on the previous page, this is a medieval setting. I created the whole Vixion got bumped in the head as both an excuse for those references as well as to end any other present day references which may arise. Mather, Hex, read over the rules, and the outline. Give your posts some substance as well. To just shoot a squirrel as your post isn't RPing. If you're going to fight another character, you need reason. This isn't a 'game' It's a story in which everyone is involved. Keep up the nonsense any further posts you make will be disregarded.