Saru Inc Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ok, so since this forum is one which holds intelligence in such high regards, and since there are a lot of super srs topics, I'd like to welcome you to Intelligence Blunders! Ever found out you didn't know an embarrassingly common fact? Or something to that liking? Also, even though these aren't really "intelligence blunders," have you ever made a simple mistake? (my 2nd bullet for example) Post it here! I'll start off -I used to think there was only 3 time zones in America, Eastern, Stretching from coast to ~Chicago/Central stretching to about Utah/Pacific going from Utah to Hawaii. lol. -I was once out of gas on the highway (apparently, the gas meter was broken on my parents car and they never told me) and I literally was there for like 5 minutes texting people "crap I ran out of gas" meanwhile thinking "I wish there was a way I could contact someone ugh, all I have is my stupid phone, I guess I should just start walking" ... #-o -For literally the LONGEST time I got Psychiatry, and Psychology mixed up. This was after seeing both for like 4 years... Never realized it. Hehe. -When I was younger I thought Texaco was the country and Mexico was the gas station. (I mean like really young, 5 or 6 ish) -Also, perhaps my most embarrassing one eva:Up to maybe the 6th grade I think, I thought Chicago was the state, and Illinois the city. It just made sense. -I used to think Wachovia was a clothing store, I blame my sister because she said she went shopping there once... Anyways, I have more, but I forgot them... SO I'll edit my post when I have more. Disclaimer:This thread is meant to be good "light hearted" fun, please don't post douchebag comments like "I used to think God was real" or "I once thought you were smart" etc. etc. etc. Also, no matter how stupid the fact someone says is, do not mock them for it. Because we all (obviously) make mistakes. You may now post. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I used to think that when video game characters died, that they actually died. Every time we passed a graveyard I thought that each tombstone was for every time I died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I was drunk at a party with fondue, and dropped the strawberry or whatever it was into the kerosene. I fished it out and through it would be ok to eat after a little shake. It wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 I used to think that when video game characters died, that they actually died. Every time we passed a graveyard I thought that each tombstone was for every time I died. I used to hold my breath when we'd drive by them, not because of the rule "they can't breathe so you shouldn't but because I was afraid they'd stink. Thats why I thought everyone held their breath. I was drunk at a party with fondue, and dropped the strawberry or whatever it was into the kerosene. I fished it out and through it would be ok to eat after a little shake. It wasn't. EWWWWWWWWWW. hehe I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I used to think Bugs Bunny etc were people in costumes. And every time my sister suggested "Mickey Ds" for something to eat when we were out I got upset and demanded McDonalds. I was quite young... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I once spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses through my glasses. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 I once spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses through my glasses. My mom once called the cops because she thought someone kidnapped my older bro when he was 3. Nope. he was on her waist sucking on that pacifier. You would think she'd notice him when she had to dial 911 one handedly. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Thought the Redskins were from Washington state until around last year... ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Thought the Redskins were from Washington state until around last year...I thought that up until I was like 12... and I live in Washington state. :wall: :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I almost asked a girl from Switzerland what language they spoke. EDIT: I also almost asked her if they spoke Swiss. #-o SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 I almost asked a girl from Switzerland what language they spoke. EDIT: I also almost asked her if they spoke Swiss. #-o Don't they speak french L thats the one country I never thought about what language they speak. That and luxemborg. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I thought my mother is the Tooth Fairy... Lol. I put a tooth under my pillow, and in the middle of the night, I saw my mother replacing it with a doll. I was absolutely certain she's fooling everybody, and works behind my father's back. When I finaly realized... ahh. Don't wanna talk about it :oops: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I thought lions were baby tigers and fleas were baby flies. This all came out, much to my embarrassment, in first year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 There's plenty of other cringe worthy stupid things I've done, can't remember any atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I almost asked a girl from Switzerland what language they spoke. EDIT: I also almost asked her if they spoke Swiss. #-o Don't they speak french L thats the one country I never thought about what language they speak. That and luxemborg.Its actually not a very stupid question since it depends from which part of the country she comes from. Most speak German, but in some parts they speak French, Italian or Romansh. However there is no language called Swiss, and asking that would make you look foolish. In Luxembourg they speak German, French and Luxembourgish, which is pretty much a dialect of German. When I was younger I thought that everything on television was animated and wondered why programs for adults were better animated than those for kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I once spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses through my glasses.I've definitely done this. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 This kind of thing happens to me all the time on TIF or when I'm back in America, when someone makes some reference to American pop culture and I have no idea what they're talking about. There are some things I've done but they're not really worth posting here, I can't think of any right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 When I was younger I thought that everything on television was animated and wondered why programs for adults were better animated than those for kids.I thought the exact opposite, refusing to believe there wasn't people inside those various creatures in my cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblinpie Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Looking for my Phone/Camera/any other other object while it is in my other hand. I heard during a history lesson a question being asked 'Why didn't the Queen just fire Hitler', hence the quote in my signature. POH Agility Course, Please Support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I thought that the Rugrats were all people in costume, and that as soon as the filming ended, some 40 year old guy with a Brooklyn accent would take the Tommy head off and be like "Hey Marty, lets go gets some beers man." Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 For the longest time I thought slash was black. And I used to think that during an operation, they would actually cut you in half to do any work. (I was like...8 at the time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit2 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 As a kid, I don't remember why but when my parents weren't home one day I went into our sauna and I found an xbox in there in a winteresque bag. I asked my brother why and he told me that parents could mail order from Santa and parents just hold onto the presents. I believed in Santa until like 5th grade. He who wears his morality but as his best garment were better naked... Your daily life is your temple and your religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussetAlpha Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 When i was young, I would always pronounce Utah without the t, so It would be saying Uha (ike you-ha).And I still get teased by my parents <_< Nani mo dekinaiChanto dekinaiSore ga dou shita?Bokura wa wakai'n daNanimo dekinaiSugu ni dekinaiDakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da ~AKB48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 As a kid, I don't remember why but when my parents weren't home one day I went into our sauna and I found an xbox in there in a winteresque bag. I asked my brother why and he told me that parents could mail order from Santa and parents just hold onto the presents. I believed in Santa until like 5th grade. At least you didn't walk into your sauna and see Santa Claus in there with a bare, hairy chest and a towel over his lap saying, "Hey, kid, get the [bleep] outta here! Can't an old fat man relax once in a while?" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Around 6 or 7, I used to think women swallowed pills and a baby would form. I even asked my mom if that's how it worked and she just said, "Uh, yeah." -.- ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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