June 10, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled.Testicular Torsion anyone? "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
June 10, 201016 yr I used to think that the clear, plastic part of the CD was where the information was stored. [hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]
June 10, 201016 yr When I was 5 or so, I believed I could breathe invisible fire... Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted
June 11, 201016 yr For several years after Joe took over Blues Clues, I thought Steve seriously went to college... i held this belief until a good 5 years later when he appeared on CNN talking about his pursuit of a music career after Blues Clues. I felt betrayed. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
June 11, 201016 yr I once put clothes in the dryer machine and forgot to start it up.Later, I called to complain that it was broken for being unable to properly dry my clothes...
June 11, 201016 yr I thought steve got kicked off cuz he smoked I was so gullible to what my cousins told me Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay?
June 11, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled.Testicular Torsion anyone?Ew. ^ Blog.
June 13, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled. :-o :? Blog.
June 14, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled. :-o :? I remember being so confused by those as a young child. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what those ball thingies were, what the point of them was, and why the hurt so much when I stupidly squeezed them. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
June 15, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled. :-o :? I remember being so confused by those as a young child. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what those ball thingies were, what the point of them was, and why the hurt so much when I stupidly squeezed them.... You stupidly squeezed your balls? :blink:
June 15, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled. :-o :? I remember being so confused by those as a young child. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what those ball thingies were, what the point of them was, and why the hurt so much when I stupidly squeezed them.... You stupidly squeezed your balls? :blink:You have to learn your balls hurt when you're not careful enough somehow.. Credits to Littleboy for the signature.
June 15, 201016 yr i thought that pictures of the past in black and white were color, meaning i thought they didnt "invent" color till like the 1930s lololol ~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~
June 16, 201016 yr I used to think my testes were two unchewed grapes. I couldn't remember for the life of me when I never chewed a grape before swallowing it, so I was baffled.I used to think they were eggs and that one day they would hatch.Today, I can't help but picture growing extra [roosters]. I was more mature as a kid. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
June 16, 201016 yr I once tried to Blue Skidoo into Atlas Shrugged... Get back here so I can rub your butt.
June 17, 201016 yr I tried printing a paper like fifteen times, then I notice the printer was off. I turn it on and get my paper, fifteen times.... Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
June 17, 201016 yr I tried printing a paper like fifteen times, then I notice the printer was off. I turn it on and get my paper, fifteen times....I have done this many times :oops:
June 17, 201016 yr Author so apparently yiddish isn't an extinct language. FOUND THAT OUT TODAY. *sigh* idk I guess I got it confused with Gaelic or something (which I'm like 90% sure is extinct) I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge
June 17, 201016 yr I thought Amish people lived in a country where it is the past, and eventually they'll learn about technology by year 2200 or something. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
June 18, 201016 yr I once spent 10 minutes looking for my glasses through my glasses. Been there, done that. <_< What's a sig?
June 21, 201016 yr When I was younger I never slept on my side because for some reason I thought if I did sleep on my side I would get shot in the butt with an arrow. I thought that for I don't know how long. I stopped thinking that one morning when I had to wake up my brother and noticed he was sleeping on his side and was all okay. Not sure why I believe that.
June 21, 201016 yr Stuff like that happened to me too.Used to scaredly run to my parents bed and sleep between them when i had a night mare for a really long time. Like until i was 13 [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
June 21, 201016 yr so apparently yiddish isn't an extinct language. FOUND THAT OUT TODAY. *sigh* idk I guess I got it confused with Gaelic or something (which I'm like 90% sure is extinct)Sorry to shatter your world view, but Gaelic ain't extinct either. Oh let's see... Here's one: You know the song Drift Away by Uncle Kracker? Well, I always heard the lyrics to that song as "Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul." I didn't realize until like halfway through high school that the lyrics were actually "Give me the beat, boys and free my soul."
June 21, 201016 yr so apparently yiddish isn't an extinct language. FOUND THAT OUT TODAY. *sigh* idk I guess I got it confused with Gaelic or something (which I'm like 90% sure is extinct)Sorry to shatter your world view, but Gaelic ain't extinct either. Oh let's see... Here's one: You know the song Drift Away by Uncle Kracker? Well, I always heard the lyrics to that song as "Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul." I didn't realize until like halfway through high school that the lyrics were actually "Give me the beat, boys and free my soul." When I was younger, I thought the lyrics of "Nobody told me" were "Bees eat yellow lightning" rather than "Nobody told me there'd be days like these." This was until I was around 11. And flyingjj, are you the antichrist? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
June 21, 201016 yr I thought Amish people lived in a country where it is the past, and eventually they'll learn about technology by year 2200 or something.lololololololol i once thought that when one got 'fired', they "got fired at" and were killed ~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~
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