I cover the wall in peanut butter while fully aware of it's peanut allergy.

 

56 HP

I cast a spell giving the wall a magical barrier.

 

57 HP.

I teach the wall self defense techniques.

 

58 hp

I do terrible, terrible things to the wall.

 

57 HP

I tell the wall some jokes.

 

58 HP.

i caress the wall gently.

 

59 hp

I tell the wall that credits will not do fine.

 

58 HP

i show the wall a Playboy magazine.

 

59 hp

I hire Chuck Norris as a personal bodyguard of the wall.

 

60 HP.

I sabotage the walls pod racer before the big race.

 

59 HP

I play Squash with the wall.

 

60 HP

I install automated turrets around the wall.

 

61 hp

I stick a layer of mattresses arround the wall.

 

62 HP.

I teach the wall the most efficient way to subdue its opponent in various situations.

 

63 hp

I give the wall a gun.

 

64 HP.

i give the wall a pill to prevent anthrax.

 

65 hp

I drill a hole in the wall.

 

64 HP.

I give the wall a mexican fighter mask.

 

65 HP.

I give the wall a pair of shoes.

 

66 hp

I give the wall a fresh coat of paint.

 

67 HP.

Encase the wall in a cube of 2 inch steel plates.

 

68 HP

Install a missile defense shield around the wall.

 

69 hp

And an electric fence.

 

70 HP.

I ring the wall with concertina wire(barbed wire but apparently nastier).

 

71 hp

I hit the wall with a feather.

 

70 HP