I like reading these, too bad there's only 2 pages and I don't have any stories of my own. I was a rather dull but good kid that never did anything worth mentioning. Except one thing that comes to mind....

 

Last year my friend created a page on facebook that was basically named "I HATE MRS. [teacher that no one liked]". I liked the page along with a lot of other people which was apparently a mistake and we ended up getting caught. According to the other teachers, it was slander and [cabbage] like that that's against the law. No it's not, it's merely stating an opinion against a person. It was bull[cabbage] in short.

 

That is slander and online harassment.

So it is. But most people that had anything to do with it didn't see it as that. It still seems bull[cabbage] to me.

edit: But what I still hate/regret about it is how it was discovered. It was completely random luck that a teacher on facebook (during class mind you >.>) found the page and connected it to one of us.

Worst I got caught doing was saying "What the [bleep]?" rather loudly at the lunch table just as a teacher walked by. He gave me detention. I was so mad. lol

While I've already posted, I thought of a few more.

 

Firstly, I broke into a school building using my bus card (it was cold outside).

 

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up. In class, with the teacher teaching. Me, my friend, and the teacher were the only ones ignoring him. He also found a tampon and played with that once.

 

Last I heard he got expelled. I think he's been expelled from the catholic school in town, the middle school I went to, came very close to being expelled from the other middle school, and from the high school. This kid is going places.

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

 

In sixth grade, some guys got another annoying kid to blow a condom up like a balloon because he didn't know what it was.

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

 

In sixth grade, some guys got another annoying kid to blow a condom up like a balloon because he didn't know what it was.

I'm from New Zealand, not America.

 

In the condom department, I also know someone who put it over their head and tried blowing it up with their nose (why is that so popular?...) Also, some people in my class put twink/white out into a condom and then put it in a teachers pencil case.

breaking into the catwalks above the school theater. You could see most of my body, but not my face on the security footage, so I didn't actually get in trouble, but they knew it was me.

 

Not really at school, but on a XC running trip we got caught streaking at 2 am once. Didn't get in trouble for that either.

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

 

In sixth grade, some guys got another annoying kid to blow a condom up like a balloon because he didn't know what it was.

I'm from New Zealand, not America.

That was the point. Unless you actually were throwing condoms at people in your class.

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

 

In sixth grade, some guys got another annoying kid to blow a condom up like a balloon because he didn't know what it was.

I'm from New Zealand, not America.

That was the point. Unless you actually were throwing condoms at people in your class.

Oh ok then, to clear up: we were throwing erasers at each other.

Secondly, I threw rubbers at people in my class (they were throwing them too, it was a game). While that doesn't seem bad, it's actually the thing I got punished the most for (detention).

Hehe, rubbers. Ohh, America.

 

Though, this does remind of something a little more on topic. Freshman year in my geography class, a kid brought a condom into class and stretched it over his head. He got it down to his nose, and then blew it up.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, my brother did that once too, but that was years and years ago,

Sophomore year, some kid filled one with lotion and hung it up on the teacher's board. She swatted it down with a ruler, and for WHATEVER REASON, proceeded to squish it and ooze all the lotion out..

 

In sixth grade, some guys got another annoying kid to blow a condom up like a balloon because he didn't know what it was.

I'm from New Zealand, not America.

That was the point. Unless you actually were throwing condoms at people in your class.

Oh ok then, to clear up: we were throwing erasers at each other.

Well that changes everything.

Hmm... well in fourth grade I found out so many ways to bypass our school's blocks that they put a whole new system in, which I got through as well in about 10 minutes lol. In fifth grade I filled my g drive with empty folders till it was full and that caused our network to lag like heck for a week... Also I talked a lot in class... got in trouble there a lot too...

I played runescape but was never caught haha. I did a bunch of little tricks here and there and got away with most of them... once I called my friend a [kitty] at lunch and I was very loud about it... I got out of it by saying 'what's the plural form than? Octopi?" and the teacher thought I just messed up my words... I went into notepad and created a VBS script and renamed it Internet explorer and gave it the icon, and than when my teacher came back in I turned on the projector so everyone saw... The VBS said my teacher was annoying... I downloaded a ton of files at my new school and they couldn't figure out how I got past their stuff... I was called down to the office along with a few other students I helped download stuff... One day I put purell on every chair in the class... I didn't get in trouble though... I was mocking our L.A. teachers' phrase he always used and he was right behind me the whole time... a long list for me to be honest I'm sure I'm missing a lot of things. I just finished 8th and I got much less obnoxious this year... Focused more on school, and managed to get high honours... Top 2% of new England :) I'm not counting stuff like getting caught texting or listening to music during class... that's not very big haha

I just finished 8th

So you're like 13 or 14?

I suppose worst thing I was 'caught' for was when I was 14 in a computing class, someone stabbed me in the arm with a pencil, and I instantly turned round and decked him (hitting people isn't big or clever folks, but I was young) and of course the teacher saw. Strangely she saw the full thing and didn't give us any punishment, just told us to apologise to each other, and when I wouldn't, just told us not to sit near each other. O.O Worst trouble I got in was bizarrely from throwing a paper airplane about, as well as literally 40 other kids (there was a shortage of teachers that day somehow, and several classes were in the main hall). The headmaster randomly picked me and gave me a red sheet (a sheet for all teachers to sign after attending each class, with green being for repeated minor breakings of rules, and red the worst). I got home and told my mum, she flipped and was on the phone 5 minutes later, demanding an explanation, and when she got it, proceeded to shout at him for 5 minutes and threatened to take me out of the school if it wasn't lifted. Needless to say it was rescinded and the headmaster never really bothered me again.

 

Quite weird stories actually now I think of it. :P

Let see...

 

Middle school... I went to like after school detention almost every single day in 6th grade that was about it but then in 8th grade i got 3 days in school suspension for "fighting" that was the category it was under but we weren't fighting at all!~ My friends and I used to play this game where you put water in your mouth and someone would try to make you laugh- anyways the janitor caught us and we went to the principles office who then told us, "someone couldve slipped on the water and blah blah" it was really stupid tbh BECAUSE they were irrigating the feilds that week anyways >_>.

EDIT: Also once this girl kept banging her head on my desk (she sat in fromt of me) she ike get banging it back so I put my pencil under her head and she slammed into it, THANKFULLY she didnt get hurt, just started bleeding and she didnt rat me out, just told the teacher "Idk what happened". Bless her <3. lol

 

High School... My freshman year, it was like the first day and I put every single one of the locker-combo locks, I put them all together so it was a huge jumbled mess. I didnt do it all myself but I was blamed for it and spent the rest of the week undoing them one buy one ugh. I deleted one of the class files that was essential for my Biology class and they never knew what happened so we skipped a giant portion of our assignments for that year. Other that i never did to much, I'm a good kid :wink:

EDIT: I would get in verbal fights with my orchestra teacher all the time over the dumbest things. Like we would yell or I would SIGH loudly at him.. He was like 24 at the time and I was 18, puh leaze, you're like my older brother or some [cabbage]

Hit my classmate with the stone and he gone to hospital

 

lol.

 

When I was in junior high, me and my buds used to play this epic game called Rock Tag where we'd throw large stones at each other in order to achieve our "Jackass" worthy status. Well, I achieved it when my friend tore the [cabbage] out of my arm with a chunk of concrete, which required me going to the ER. :shades:

 

Got caught beating the hell out of a guy that pulled my shorts down in the gymnasium before off-season practice. Got let off whereas the principle threatened to punish the boys that did it to me with sexual harassment.

 

 

Can't really remember anything bad. I did some tobacco on campus once in front of cameras (very stupid to do) but never got caught... I was generally a good kid though and hardly got in trouble.

 

Oh, now I remember. I got caught wearing a Polo-Ralph Lauren shirt by the [wagon] that was our vice principle during lunch. He made me call my father to bring me a shirt or face a 3 day suspension because apparently nice shirts were against the dress code because I had to make all the poor kids feel good about themselves by wearing [cabbage]ty clothing.

Oh, now I remember. I got caught wearing a Polo-Ralph Lauren shirt by the [wagon] that was our vice principle during lunch. He made me call my father to bring me a shirt or face a 3 day suspension because apparently nice shirts were against the dress code because I had to make all the poor kids feel good about themselves by wearing [cabbage]ty clothing.

 

I would honestly go to the ACLU or something with that and wear nice shirts every day. That's absolutely [bleep]ing ridiculous.

One kid in my middle school got caught cutting himself. He would take the razors out of pencil sharpeners, go up to a group of kids and just slash himself for no reason. There were cuts all over his wrists, legs, and one on his neck. All that happened was that he was suspended (I assume more was done, but he was still allowed back to school.)

 

They finally expelled him when he was caught masturbating in class and "relieved" himself on the girl in front of him, who I'm sure was traumatized.

One kid in my middle school got caught cutting himself. He would take the razors out of pencil sharpeners, go up to a group of kids and just slash himself for no reason. There were cuts all over his wrists, legs, and one on his neck. All that happened was that he was suspended (I assume more was done, but he was still allowed back to school.)

 

They finally expelled him when he was caught masturbating in class and "relieved" himself on the girl in front of him, who I'm sure was traumatized.

He likes those endorphins it sounds like.

you guys go to some messed up schools.

 

worst for me is skipping classes.

I wouldn't say the mischief I was caught doing was intentional (seeing the topic implies I was trying to originally do it out of sight of the teacher) but the worst was the fact I almost destroyed the kitchen in cooking class because I'm a destructive klutz. A worthy silver medalist would be sarcastically badmouthing the staff. Was only punished once or twice for doing it in my entire school life, which is rather odd for me.

 

Of course, in terms of mischief that I was trying to do under their noses, it would be cracking up jokes when someone from the national guard was speaking back in sophomore year, but was only let off with a mild warning (ROTC class).

 

Was only a few votes away from winning "Class Clown" title on senior awards, so no surprise I have did some rather warped things in school. :P

Oh, now I remember. I got caught wearing a Polo-Ralph Lauren shirt by the [wagon] that was our vice principle during lunch. He made me call my father to bring me a shirt or face a 3 day suspension because apparently nice shirts were against the dress code because I had to make all the poor kids feel good about themselves by wearing [cabbage]ty clothing.

 

I would honestly go to the ACLU or something with that and wear nice shirts every day. That's absolutely [bleep]ing ridiculous.

 

This school district was constantly under threat of being sued... The principal even pulled me into his office later on (before I got fed up and moved) and chewed me out because he found out I was bisexual. They had completely ridiculous policies, and the school was plagued by gang violence anyway... Oh, I think they actually did get sued over uniform policy when I left. There was an issue with the school administration cracking down on students wearing armbands (in protest of some of the policies), and they were successfully sued for obstructing freedom of speech.

 

I moved to the City and finished my high school education at a much better school district, so it's all good now.

 

They finally expelled him when he was caught masturbating in class and "relieved" himself on the girl in front of him, who I'm sure was traumatized.

 

Wow...

Never got caught doing anything bad - and if I did, I'd cover my tracks.