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http://www.realultimatepower.net

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a pretty old site, has alot of funny crap in it, IT IS NOT SERIOUS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dont blame me for anything on this website that might offend u but its funny as crap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(If you don't like foul language, a word of advice, don't look at the hatemail :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To the people who say im getting my post count up, doesnt creating a topic not increase your post count, it just stays the same? :roll: (correct me if im wrong)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't flame me for posting a link, I just wanted to show people this website which i just remembered i had looked at a few years ago....

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How about when making a topic for discussion you actually make an attempt to get something started rather than posting a link. People like you just come along to OT, make a post, then dissapear with your +1 post count and let everyone else ttry to get a discussion thread going. Either post a proper opinion (joking or serious) or request this topic be locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On topic: The website is old yeah but its basicly just an advert for the book. The book is great and itsn what you would expect it to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's not REALLY a ninja hand guide, or a history lesson. The point isnt to educate, its to tell the story of a troubled kid who buries himself in this ninja fantasy in order to escape his negligant parents, over-critical teachers and to try and compensate for his lack of real life friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a kid we all had times when we wished we could run away from everyhting, or could go live in outer space, or whatever, because we felt like we couldn't indentify with anyone... this RAP book is simply the story of a kid going through that kind of period in his life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And for everyone that claims that the website and the book may cause kids to "flip out and kill each other," I believe that the book actually encourages the exact opposite. Robert is facsinated with killing and violence because it's what he wants to do to the people that have hurt him in his life, or he wants to find a ninja friend to do it... hell, we've seen children and young adults in this situation before a few years back, and we've seen the consequences of such pent up anger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This book is not an advocate of violence, but a warning as to what can happen when we try to force kids to abandon childish things, pump them full of medicine and "discipline" in order to make them grow up fast, rather than encourage them to be silly, dream and savor every momment of their childhood. I for one did not expect this level of complexity in this book, but I was totally floored after finishing it. Comedy, especially parody, has always been the best forum for social commentary, and this book masters it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you hate the site, or if you don't get it, spend the ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã5 and read the book and I'm pretty sure you'll change your opinion. This book is genius: and by genius, I mean totally sweet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This ninja was in a diner and some guy dropped a spoon so he flipped out and totally killed the whole town... i was laughing at that one. I cant work out if its a serious site or not.

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You talking down ninja's Daan?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*smacks staff across Daan's head*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ninja's ftw ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teh Dutch Ninja shall pwn thou with his Waterpipe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:shock: Am I the only normal kid around here :lol:

 

 

 

Just kidding, I have some friends who actually practise doing all crazy ninja stuff. Doing flips from one rooftop to another, climbing walls etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Insane, I've found a video here :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.lordgaldorsclan.net/yamazaru/videos/jumps/jump2.mpg

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'Normal'? That's funny, coming from someone that tries to be special by posting in a colour that makes his messages a pain to read to anyone using a dark forum theme just to be different...

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'Normal'? That's funny, coming from someone that tries to be special by posting in a colour that makes his messages a pain to read to anyone using a dark forum theme just to be different...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That has to be the least valid point I've ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry mate, but on the weird-o-meter, posing as a ninja outweighs changing the colour of your front.

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'Normal'? That's funny, coming from someone that tries to be special by posting in a colour that makes his messages a pain to read to anyone using a dark forum theme just to be different...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do you need to flame me? Not that I feel offended in any way, I just think it's pathetic and really childish to react in this way.

 

 

 

"Tries to be special?" At least I'm special because I treat everyone in a friendly and normal way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"A pain to read?" Sorry dude, yer not gonna tell me that black and dark blue are that much of a different.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If people have the possibility to change the forum theme to dark, why shouldn't I be allowed to use the coloured text then?

 

 

 

I think you have an attitude problem mate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sincerely SOJ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Btw: this is a pain to read!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@ pleb whos posting in colours. You say theres no difference between dark blue and black which maybe true except on some themes black isnt the default colour? Did you think about that....? idiot

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If people have the possibility to change the forum theme to dark, why shouldn't I be allowed to use the coloured text then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When people change their themes, the default color changes as well. When you change your colors it can make it so people's themes contrast and they can't read it. :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, ninjas - blah. Pirates ftw!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You talking down ninja's Daan?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*smacks staff across Daan's head*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ninja's ftw ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teh Dutch Ninja shall pwn thou with his Waterpipe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I thought you said they were overrated? :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He shoots, he scores.

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If people have the possibility to change the forum theme to dark, why shouldn't I be allowed to use the coloured text then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When people change their themes, the default color changes as well. When you change your colors it can make it so people's themes contrast and they can't read it. :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, ninjas - blah. Pirates ftw!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not teh pirates :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember this is a ninja thread :wink:, go make your own pirate thread :P

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