The ghost get annoyed at you and chase you round the garden with planks of wood with nails hammered into them. You run, get chased down and get splattered. The ghosts take your pieces, burn them, chuck them into a pit and a king black dragon eats your guts. 8)

while laughing at the previous victims death you fall back and slip into a tub of boiling toothpaste. you are burnt to a crisp but on the bright side your remains are pearly white :lol: !

Jelous of the coolness of your previous post, an unknown tip it member beats you to death with a rubber chicken

You feel the sudden urge to pass gas, so you walk into a empty room at a party and realize you are being beat to death by penguins holding dead mongooses.

You actually realize that you were posting this in a Naruto Show Episode and then all of a sudden Hatake Kakashi drops in on you with a purple solar-powered machine gun and hits you but then you actually dodge it and then when you dodged it you actually dodged into it but then it didnt kill you because a camel fell from a jet and the camel hit you on the head then you were sent to the hospital and then some random person's mom was beside you on a stretcher and then she used kung fu on you and then you dropped through the floor like it wasn't there and then you land on some [bleep]es and you're almost dead but then someone uses a healing technique on you so you're completely fine and then you live your life perfectly and die normally, of age.

an indiana jones-style bolder will roll over you :P

Just then, the ghost of linking posts in forum games comes and kills you for not linking your posts like everyone else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^

then i come along and drop a brick on each of your feet, tie your hands behind your back, and spend 2 long hours punching and kicking u, before slowly pushing a dragon scimitar harder and harder into your chest for being so negative all the time about other peoples work

i give you a sleeping pill to drink with your tea , then i take the dragon nscimmy and cut off your wotsit... you commit suicide bcz you can no longer get babies lmao

you die of old age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and because a piano fell on you.....

I love meat pie, but there was none left at the Safeway, so I had to make my own :)

I love meat pie, but there was none left at the Safeway, so I had to make my own :)

 

W-T-F!?

 

 

 

I stab you in the back of the head for being a moron...

A meteor smashed into your forehead.

a chipmunk eats your face

you get mauled by a malitia of teenage mutant ninja turtles. then they take you hostage and keep you in a coma for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years then they wak you up and kick you in the face until you die :D

I place a grenade behind a window. The resulting explosion causes the window to shatter and you are torn to pieces by broken glass based shrapnel.

OT:Jd, I felt bored okay. It's better then your, common, ordinary, been-said-50-times stabbing.

 

 

 

TPAM dies because one day they wake up, find themselves hovering 30000 feet above the pacific ocean, and *accidently* fall.

You got stabbed in the face by a midget called Larry.

u die by smaking a lil smelly fish in your face until your brain cells are no more and you will be dead forever!

you die from asphyxiation and because i kill you in that manner for not knowing that word or if you do know it then i will place you on a rack, dip your feet in a cauldren of boiling lead while being impaled on a stake while it slowly eases its way through your intestines and out your mouth over the course of three days then while you are still dying i break both of your legs and nail 3 centimeter thick nails through various parts of your body. right before you breathe your last i will finish driving a long nail into your skull and pour super glue into your mouth and noseso you actually die from asphyxiation. then last but not least i defenistrate the whole kit and caboodle from a high tower in tibet onto some sharp rocks in a river near a frozen waterfall..

 

 

 

there... how is that? for further reference asphyxiate means to die from not having enough oxygin (drowning, pillows, wahtever) and definistrate means to toss someone out of a preferably high window.

 

 

 

by the way i actually want you to die of old age surrounded by your closest friends and family but i wanted to be a little macrabre and morbidly creative above.

you die from too much thinking ...

And then you die because u were thinking about thinking.

Then i run you over with a bus

an airplane crashes and the flaming wrckage lands on you.

 

 

 

congrats! you get mentioned in the newspaper!

Well reading said newspaper, you get a papercut and bleed to death

 

 

 

Unfortunite=(