dude_of_war4 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 a random guy called Jimmy Cheese comes up to u and gives u a [bold]thick[/bold] cheque of 1 billion pounds u go to bank to convert but it explodes in ur face and half the world spin of into the sun :thumbsup: click my sig for my blog!!!Thanks everyone for the sigs they pwn!No. Why should i give presents for someone in rs?Most selfish thing I've ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooneyrules0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 a chicken one hits you. Owned. ÃÆââââ¬Ã¢Ã¢â∠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 you contract the deadly virus ebola variation zaire. After 11 days, the virus has eaten away at your cells turning them into a living mush, meanwhile, the capillaries in your lungs have burst and when you breath the blood goes into your stomach and then when you vomit it, becuase the blood cells are dead they are a black color and vomit up "black spots". Then after your body cannot support you anymore, you collapse and all the orffaces in your skin open up releasing blood and the mushed organs out with the virus along with it. A noob comes along and tries to loot you thereby infecting themself and 11 days later.... <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 you forgot the part about the blood turning sludgy and clotting, causing widespread hemmorhages throughout your body. This ends up using up all the clotting factors in the blood so that when petechiae break out all across the skin, there is nothing to prevent the blood from continuously running out like water you also forgot what the ebola virus does to males :-w ah yes...how to kill you...hmm... well i still need to collect a few more souls today so... :D to the person under me: kill me however you like, but i assure you the other reapers can curse you with a fate 47 times worse :twisted: Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 i wanted to censor it down a bit and make it simple enough for most people to read (read "hot zone" a good book) Hmm, what to do, i got it :twisted: drop you ten stories into a 1 foot boiling oil pit from a helicopter with a heavy weight attached to your feet while there is a time explosive strapped to your chest. Oh, and did mention the small pack that is pumping pure oxygen into your blood stream? edit: what could be worse than this 47 times, except maybe a family road trip to the desert with war protest songs on the radio as the air conditioning has just died... <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 You'll die from overdosing on beef jerky. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 You get strangled to death by a "furry" person i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Rule_21 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 you get attacked by a giant dragon and you killed the next thing you know your running across a road and you get hit by a bus, but you survive that and then a steam roller comes along and flattens you! but your still alive just, then a beggar comes and steals your 800 mil and full drag! and then a little tiny ant steps on you and you die! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 a man in a full set of armor comes and hits you with a rubber chicken over the head. *can anyone name from which this instance has come from?* <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseman Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You get a cow launched on you by the weird french soldiers that are in England. *if u can guess this, i give you a cookie* Ahrim has huge thighs?Lego's would be a nice addition to Construction. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You are killed by an angry monty python fan for not giving him a cookie, the sentence? being forced to sit in the *comfy chair* :ohnoes: <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuBai Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Whilst impersonating Lancelot you forget your favourite coulour is blue, not yellow, and are thown off the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You get strangled to death by a "furry" person *Gulp* You live near me and all. You will live to the ripe old age of 86 years old then die peacefully in your sleep. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcomastar Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm so sorry..... But you died from the scariness of seeing yourself in the mirrior :shock: :shame: only interested about skirts? now you can see bottomless barrow brothers! :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das_masta238 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 your eyes pop out from playing forum games to mjuch and then you fall down the stairs sonicsonaike exellent work ^^abstract lol 98% of teenagers have been drunk or around alcohol. Put this in your signature if you like bagels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 You sit back after your 76th Christmas meal with your family and friends, pick up the last pork pie, eat it then EXPLODE. Like in the monty python sketch. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 you are listening to the radio with a penguin on it when it explodes and kills you <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 chucky the doll kills you with the worlds biggest ball of twine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 chucky the doll kills you with the worlds biggest ball of twine Hey, that ball of twine lives in my state :P I think you will die by being stabbed with the abnormaly large sword the guy in your avvy has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 chucky the doll kills you with the worlds biggest ball of twine Hey, that ball of twine lives in my state :P I think you will die by being stabbed with the abnormaly large sword the guy in your avvy has. wait.... im going to be stabbed....by me? you'll die by someone pulling that santa hats over your face and suffacating(sp?) you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rssayan Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 you will die by choking on a shark that u try to eat with one bite guthix and zammy 4 lifehttp://www.xbox-evolved.com/images/cont ... o2sig2.jpgproud halo 2 playervisit http://www.whalesrevenge.com help whales!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 dead from trying to fly down a hill before john cleese says,"and now for something completely different" <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 goes crazy in the head because no-one will edit the picture i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I think that Smile will jump out from a bush one day and hit you over the head with a bass guitar, killing you instantly. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the49ronin Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 you attack a innocent little bunny rabbit and it rips you to shreds <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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