Lacarnaya Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 then chuck norris is going 2 go all kung fu on ur butt Due to a random chance of 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (google), you spontaneously combust, and your guts spill across the floor. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 you have a cat scan taken after a car accident they find out you have a kind of fast growing cancer and you die...3...2...1...now Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 You drop dead for no reason whatsoever. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reanimationk Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 You catch on fire while swimming and you burn to death Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonworshiper666 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 an evil wizard comes out of a crevace in the ground and eats your heart then says ... "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN" (in a booming voice) [^^Thanks Go To Runemetsa For Most Sigs] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Your prediction looks like it was written by a drunken lemur as a practical joke on other drunken lemurs. The drunken lemurs are enraged by this and begin to kill off all the drunken lemurs they happen to encounter. Eventually, there are no more drunken lemurs left in the world, thus setting zoo visits at an all-time low. This depression eventually works its way into every facet of the economy of the nation you live in, thus impoverishing your nation. You die of starvation, wishing you had never mocked the drunken lemurs, albeit accidentally. DON'T MESS WITH THE DRUNKEN LEMURS! Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbatorix Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 u get owned by a chicken... if it makes u feel better know that the chicken is related to a t-rex Seling 45548 Airs PM if u want to buy some! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 My animals poke you to death. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacab Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Your animals rise against you and stuff your body in a bocks. We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Your avatar uses Moogle Rush on you. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You're going to be eaten alive by a giant cat called Satan. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 you got to lumbe in full gold armer (sry dont know the name) and die from all the newbs tradeing you and brging you for it By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Mwuahahaha. You're going to go sky-diving for your 30th birthday. Work out the rest for yourself. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckered Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 chuck noris is going to come and use his mole powers to kill you wop wop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Some random tip.iter (coughmecough) is going to open a can of whoop [wagon] on you next time I heard the words "Chuck Norris" come from your mouth :twisted: Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungarmax Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 you trade toothbushes with an albino dwarf, he doesnt like the colour and stabs you in the chest with the black toothbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 *Click* closes topic and everyones fingers get stuck inside. Does anyone happen to know death_siren? She stole a green mask from me, and I think I found my way into her ignore list. If you know anything, please, don't hesitate to give me a pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockpeeps Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 the smilies in his avatar will eat him during the night thxs vibro for the sig ^_^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckered Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 then the dragon in my top sig will come and eat you durring the same night wop wop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 my good friend the ceiling cat will come and eat ur brains at night cause you looked up Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Your egg rots and then the horrible stench smothers you to death. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 The moogles will eat you in your sleep.[/b] Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacarnaya Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 The moogles will eat you in your sleep.[/b] Moogles don't really seem to eat anything besides Kupo Nuts, grass, and more nuts. Although I DO have that peanut costume... :uhh: Your abstract sig turns out to be a portal to a parallel universe where nuts and grass eat people. You got whooped by a sunflower seed. Live, love, eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 You will be killed for knowing too much. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issy2 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 and I'm whacking you with an encyclopedia, sig-buddy. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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