August 1, 200619 yr then chuck norris is going 2 go all kung fu on ur butt Due to a random chance of 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (google), you spontaneously combust, and your guts spill across the floor. Live, love, eat!
August 1, 200619 yr you have a cat scan taken after a car accident they find out you have a kind of fast growing cancer and you die...3...2...1...now Ponies!
August 1, 200619 yr You catch on fire while swimming and you burn to death Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller.
August 1, 200619 yr an evil wizard comes out of a crevace in the ground and eats your heart then says ... "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN" (in a booming voice) [^^Thanks Go To Runemetsa For Most Sigs]
August 2, 200619 yr Your prediction looks like it was written by a drunken lemur as a practical joke on other drunken lemurs. The drunken lemurs are enraged by this and begin to kill off all the drunken lemurs they happen to encounter. Eventually, there are no more drunken lemurs left in the world, thus setting zoo visits at an all-time low. This depression eventually works its way into every facet of the economy of the nation you live in, thus impoverishing your nation. You die of starvation, wishing you had never mocked the drunken lemurs, albeit accidentally. DON'T MESS WITH THE DRUNKEN LEMURS! Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
August 2, 200619 yr u get owned by a chicken... if it makes u feel better know that the chicken is related to a t-rex Seling 45548 Airs PM if u want to buy some!
August 2, 200619 yr Your animals rise against you and stuff your body in a bocks. We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things.
August 3, 200619 yr You're going to be eaten alive by a giant cat called Satan. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
August 4, 200619 yr you got to lumbe in full gold armer (sry dont know the name) and die from all the newbs tradeing you and brging you for it By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?'
August 4, 200619 yr Mwuahahaha. You're going to go sky-diving for your 30th birthday. Work out the rest for yourself. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
August 4, 200619 yr Some random tip.iter (coughmecough) is going to open a can of whoop [wagon] on you next time I heard the words "Chuck Norris" come from your mouth :twisted: Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
August 4, 200619 yr you trade toothbushes with an albino dwarf, he doesnt like the colour and stabs you in the chest with the black toothbrush
August 4, 200619 yr *Click* closes topic and everyones fingers get stuck inside. Does anyone happen to know death_siren? She stole a green mask from me, and I think I found my way into her ignore list. If you know anything, please, don't hesitate to give me a pm.
August 4, 200619 yr the smilies in his avatar will eat him during the night thxs vibro for the sig ^_^.
August 4, 200619 yr then the dragon in my top sig will come and eat you durring the same night wop wop
August 4, 200619 yr my good friend the ceiling cat will come and eat ur brains at night cause you looked up Ponies!
August 4, 200619 yr Your egg rots and then the horrible stench smothers you to death. Live, love, eat!
August 5, 200619 yr The moogles will eat you in your sleep.[/b] Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
August 6, 200619 yr The moogles will eat you in your sleep.[/b] Moogles don't really seem to eat anything besides Kupo Nuts, grass, and more nuts. Although I DO have that peanut costume... :uhh: Your abstract sig turns out to be a portal to a parallel universe where nuts and grass eat people. You got whooped by a sunflower seed. Live, love, eat!
August 6, 200619 yr You will be killed for knowing too much. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
August 6, 200619 yr and I'm whacking you with an encyclopedia, sig-buddy. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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