coolgirl dies by gettin battered from nerdgirls and hotchicks and drinks an anti batter then the stupid guy comea ND CLOBS HIS Shoe over her head

 

 

 

 

 

(sorry bout caps)

Well watching tv, you pick up the romot control to change the channel and it electricutes you. Then your ceiling falls on you, and then the tree outside your house smashes though your wall and lands on your face.

Whilst you are walking down the street, minding your own business....a big fat candy bar is floating above you dropping chocolate acid onto your head. Eventually you die leaving the remains of your twisted little body behind!!!

 

MAY YOU ALL DIE WISELY! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

just as ur doing........ whatever it is ur doing the world blows up and all that remains flys into the sun and the goes super nova and turns into a black hole and then by magic the universe ends

you smell a flower only to find that there is a beartrap in it and it clamps your face. you fall and writhe in agony until your favorite show comes on and you rush to watch it, you realize its rather hard to watch tv with a beartrap clamped on your face so you rip it off exposing your brain which is then shot 5 times at point blank by your hatefull neighbor. you run around screaming until you land in the pile of sharp objects you were collecting, after surviving all this you die 20 years ;ater at the age of 87 from a virus

Whille you choke in you're mothers [wagon] i die at the age of 87.

His mothers wagon falls on you, it was a big wagon

unfortunetly you killed on the street when you were run over by 4 busses, 10 cars and for some reason, a kid on a tricycle

 

 

 

and trust me, i die a lot on the vending machine topic, so do your worst!

You fal of the stairs of the highest building in the world.

 

And when you're downstair you're head is the only part that's keep on rolling to the street. When you're head is on the street it is ran over by the ambulance that came for you.

ur about to launch into space and u hear ur partner say "u brought the oxygen tanks... right?"

when you die another guy comes and kills himself but unfotunatly for you.... the dagger went through you.

That "thing" in your sig, first poisens, and then eats you

the skull in ur avvy eats your face (brain & all)

then it turn around and just eats you period....

the grim/shade in jdprs's avvy cuts of your head... :lol:

coolgirl dies by gettin battered from nerdgirls and hotchicks and drinks an anti batter then the stupid guy comea ND CLOBS HIS Shoe over her head

You die because the logic police just came and beat you to death because you didnt make a logical sentence.

you get hooked on runescaoe and try to throw a real life wild fight some1 brings ancients (gernades) u blow up

your use of words got you tounge tied and then u swallowed your tounge then it blocked your windpipe so you died

The attack of the avy smilies is iminent.... for you.

Guy goes to doctor, doctor kills him. Doctor brings him back to life with magical powers. Doctor kills him and brings him back to lidfe with magical powers. Doctor kills him and brings him back to lidfe with magical powers. Doctor kills him and brings him back to lidfe with magical powers. Doctor kills him and brings him back to lidfe with magical powers. Doctor kills him and brings him back to lidfe with magical powers...

A confused doctor gives you 999 external cuts and pushes you into a vat of vinegar.

 

 

 

Do your worst, person who posts below me!

You drown in a sea of mayonnaise.

 

 

 

wait... since I posted this directly below my previous post, is it suicide?

you go on a cliff and try to commit suicide , you jump, and then you get caught by a branch, you stay hanging there forever, BUT remember you dont die of dunger or thirst , a blindfolded flying pig farts on you, causing your death :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you get your head caught in razor wire during boot camp, therefore slicing your head open. bleeding profusely (sp?), you continue the obstacle course, only to get your feet sliced apart whilest running across one square mile ofm gravel barefooted. you then go on a HALO jump (High Altitude Low Opening) jump, but your parachute fails, so does ur reserve chute. You fall to earth and dig your own grave.