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you get whacked by a newspaper and fall off the taipei 101. the fall does not kill you, but the sudden stop at the end does (lol)


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*searches for taipei 101*

 

 

 

I fall onto the pavment below the building, but being as high as it is, the cracks i make in the pavment cause the foundation to weaken, the building crumbles and you are killed in the rubble

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whoah cool i get killed by the biggest building!

 

you die from a 3 foot long worm parasite that slowley burns its way out of your body a little at a time using a type of acid (they really do exist)

 

 

 

and stuff


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Thats pretty gross...

 

 

 

The gross police lock you in gross prison, you are rapped by a skinny jewish guy anmed mark and dicide to take your own life

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ouch

 

 

 

you are impaled by vlad III (dracula) that was his name his daddy was lord dracul. he was also called vlad the impaler. see he pits you on top of a stake and it slowley slides through you and after about 3 days it emerges from your head or mouth...


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Thats pretty gross...

 

 

 

The gross police lock you in gross prison, you are rapped by a skinny jewish guy anmed mark and dicide to take your own life

 

 

 

^^^

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Sweet, i get to marrie a 20 year old when im 83?! That only happens to like..billionares

 

 

 

Anyway, being a billionare, i have visius dogs, which kill you when you attempt to enter my property to "console" My hot 20year old wife after me tragic death

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i get paid billions of dollers in reparations and legal fees and stuff. you die from "death by bureauocracy" ooh the worst kind. the horror, the horror!


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i lead a stampede of elephants that crushes your house, you dont die right away but you die of the elphants droppings' smell


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you jump at the sound of your name being called by me from my helicopter. it scares the group of lemmings surrounding you. they all stampede with you over a cliff into a river. your carcass falls over the cliche'd waterfall onto some sharp rocks. then an anvil falls on your head.


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you are in a gnome glider and it crashes into the varrock fountain. water goes everywhare. to commemorate their voctor--i mean loss *cough* they make the new founatain with red dyed water.


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You take some water and drink it, the poor dead was infected with a unknow virus, you're infected now and you become green, the major of arougne takes you and burn you in a incinerator for be a "sick-looking man".


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you are worshiping ectofunctus with boned. while putting them into the bone crusher, your hand gets cought. it rips your arm off. you die of an infection and bloodloss.


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TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR comeas after you one night. he BURNINATES you and your thatched roof cottage!

 

 

 

trogdor was a man

 

he was uh. dragon man

 

maybe he was just a dragon

 

but he was still...

 

TROGDOR!!!

 

TROGDOR!!!

 

 

 

burninating the countryside

 

burninating the peasents

 

burninating all the people

 

and the thatched roof COTTAGES

 

thatched roof COTTAGES

 

 

 

...and the Trogdor comes in teh NIGHT!!!!!!


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zammy doesnt pick sides, so he kills everyone he sees including you


R.I.P. Shiva

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Then a plane crashes into your house, it was a cargo plane carrieing tocust for some reason, the locusts eat away at the cage in your backyard which contains a tiger, the tiger eats your family and you die of saddness

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