your head explodes due to excessive use of imagination..

a team of 1999 (the world is full) lvl 3s with bronze daggers come up behind you in the wildy, they attack you... and all hit 0s! It just so happens that a passing KBD spots the lvl 3s struggling, and turning to you; commences the attck. You manage to finish the KBD off, but as you finish it, a swarm attacks you, you do not notice as you are busy slaughtering all the lvl 3s which are constantly hitting 0s. As the 1999th lvl 3 faces you you feel a tickle, something hit a 2 on you, you look around and see the swarm... you see your hp lvl... then the lvl 3 hits a 1 on you and as you are congratualing him you realise you were so busy concentrating on your keyboard typing that your are dead. The swarm owned you....

This post, being my 200th, falls on you.

Then the 200th post leans the other way and crushes you....

Then, the post\ magicaly leans up and falls on you.

then i take a cheese grater, and grate half of your face off. Pour lemon juice on it, then rip off every fingernail and toe nail and sprinkle salt on it. Then i cut your ball sac open and pull out your balls, pop your eyes out and put them in you sac, and put your balls in your eye socket. After that i shove a wooden stick up you butt and catch it on fire. Then the stick burns up slowly untill it gets in your stomach and cooks your insides to a painful death. Was that to over the top?

you choke on a donut

But disgustingly, the donut jumps out of their mouth and then you out of sheer suprise........ let the donut fall in your mouth and you chock on it.

 

 

 

But its a good thing you didn't live... would you wan a donut in your mouth that someone else died on.... :lol:

And the donut then flys into you and knocks you down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Oops, killed myself)

He/She will get brutally beaten by a monkey with a toaster.

But the monkey backstabs and hits you with the toaster.

A goat jumps from mars to the earth, and throws a chainsaw in your balls. you die crying for help because your reproduction system is gone!

you drown in his tears, and other bodily fluids

old age. :oops:

Ok so you're walking in the park... When you suddenly fall into a deep hole.

 

At the bottom there are just like eh yeah 1 billion needles so you fall there and scream (crazy enough ur still alive :P )

 

Your whole body is filled with wounds suddenly there comes a rain of water filled with salt and sour and it hurts like hell(im NOT sadistic :lol: :lol: )

 

So you try to escape, and run trough the tunnel 'N see a light in front of you, you follow it untill you reach a chamber, a nice chamber, with a nice looking soft sofa.

 

So you go and sit down on the sofa untill fall into sleep.

 

When you wake up and there's a man, he comes towards you and puts some drops in youre eyes, this drops make your eyes extra sensitive for light, he said.

 

So you think: "Ha its a dark room idiot"

 

And then the guy puts the lights on, the whole chamber is white and there are 50 lights in the chamber.

 

You want to run but you are tied up.

 

The man says: "what do you want, stop the pain or be rich"?

 

You say: "Be rich"

 

And the man says that you first have to finish the challenge.

 

Then it starts to rain again (yea with salt an sour! ps:youre still wounded)

 

You scream aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah okeee stop iiiiiiiiiit noooooooooooow!!!!

 

He says: "Ok" He grabs a knife and stabbes you until dead. :!: :!:

whislt spending the time writing a ridiculosly long message you do not notice that micheal jackson enters the room and snogs you till you can't breathe!

u get trampled by michael jackson's team of little boys

Jackson sues you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then your house burns down with you in it(random)

Eaten by a giant cabbage.

you choke in ur pencil

Your grammar is so horrible that you don't get a job and die of hunger.

You forget to eat for a long time...

 

And drink...

 

And sleep...

 

And do anything else except spin in circles until.......

your run into a knife 1 million times

You'll die the next time you change your sig :D Welcome back btw.

You will catch a big shark, but you get crushed under it