coolgirl15 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 your head explodes due to excessive use of imagination.. Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PURESMITHER Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 a team of 1999 (the world is full) lvl 3s with bronze daggers come up behind you in the wildy, they attack you... and all hit 0s! It just so happens that a passing KBD spots the lvl 3s struggling, and turning to you; commences the attck. You manage to finish the KBD off, but as you finish it, a swarm attacks you, you do not notice as you are busy slaughtering all the lvl 3s which are constantly hitting 0s. As the 1999th lvl 3 faces you you feel a tickle, something hit a 2 on you, you look around and see the swarm... you see your hp lvl... then the lvl 3 hits a 1 on you and as you are congratualing him you realise you were so busy concentrating on your keyboard typing that your are dead. The swarm owned you.... Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 This post, being my 200th, falls on you. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Then the 200th post leans the other way and crushes you.... I <3 Gears of War 2. Â Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Then, the post\ magicaly leans up and falls on you. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arg4 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 then i take a cheese grater, and grate half of your face off. Pour lemon juice on it, then rip off every fingernail and toe nail and sprinkle salt on it. Then i cut your ball sac open and pull out your balls, pop your eyes out and put them in you sac, and put your balls in your eye socket. After that i shove a wooden stick up you butt and catch it on fire. Then the stick burns up slowly untill it gets in your stomach and cooks your insides to a painful death. Was that to over the top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseman Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 you choke on a donut  Ahrim has huge thighs?Lego's would be a nice addition to Construction. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PURESMITHER Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 But disgustingly, the donut jumps out of their mouth and then you out of sheer suprise........ let the donut fall in your mouth and you chock on it.   But its a good thing you didn't live... would you wan a donut in your mouth that someone else died on.... :lol: Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PURESMITHER Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 And the donut then flys into you and knocks you down. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â (Oops, killed myself) Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune_User Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 He/She will get brutally beaten by a monkey with a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PURESMITHER Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 But the monkey backstabs and hits you with the toaster. Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITIessi Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 A goat jumps from mars to the earth, and throws a chainsaw in your balls. you die crying for help because your reproduction system is gone! Returned to Runescape June 2011 after a 3 year break :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdean Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 you drown in his tears, and other bodily fluids Back by popular demand!And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_poulin Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 old age. :oops: Once in a life time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dah_Bomb Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ok so you're walking in the park... When you suddenly fall into a deep hole. At the bottom there are just like eh yeah 1 billion needles so you fall there and scream (crazy enough ur still alive :P )  Your whole body is filled with wounds suddenly there comes a rain of water filled with salt and sour and it hurts like hell(im NOT sadistic :lol: :lol: )  So you try to escape, and run trough the tunnel 'N see a light in front of you, you follow it untill you reach a chamber, a nice chamber, with a nice looking soft sofa. So you go and sit down on the sofa untill fall into sleep. When you wake up and there's a man, he comes towards you and puts some drops in youre eyes, this drops make your eyes extra sensitive for light, he said. So you think: "Ha its a dark room idiot" And then the guy puts the lights on, the whole chamber is white and there are 50 lights in the chamber. You want to run but you are tied up. The man says: "what do you want, stop the pain or be rich"? You say: "Be rich" And the man says that you first have to finish the challenge. Then it starts to rain again (yea with salt an sour! ps:youre still wounded) You scream aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah okeee stop iiiiiiiiiit noooooooooooow!!!! He says: "Ok" He grabs a knife and stabbes you until dead. :!: :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragons_m8 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 whislt spending the time writing a ridiculosly long message you do not notice that micheal jackson enters the room and snogs you till you can't breathe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
418x Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 u get trampled by michael jackson's team of little boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Jackson sues you...                           Then your house burns down with you in it(random) http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Eaten by a giant cabbage. Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 you choke in ur pencil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your grammar is so horrible that you don't get a job and die of hunger. I <3 Gears of War 2. Â Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximiliank Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 You forget to eat for a long time...  And drink... And sleep... And do anything else except spin in circles until....... Currently playing on War of Legends (Royal Gardens) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 your run into a knife 1 million times i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 You'll die the next time you change your sig :D Welcome back btw. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight10071 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 You will catch a big shark, but you get crushed under it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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