im telling you either mog will go dragoon on ur butt with a ID lance or i will :twisted:

A Magic Genie Rat Spirit Thing will poison you.

You'll fall down some really tall stairs.

You will die of a tragic case of KIHS. (Knife-in-head syndrome)

You're going to die from suicide. Definitely suicide. No other way.

[Offtopic] This is one bloody depressing thread [/Offtopic]

 

 

 

Aged 93, the day after your great grandchild is born, you pass away peacefully in your sleep.

Aw, Ragen that's so poetic. Birth and death so near each other. So touching... so perfect... so pure and noble.

 

 

 

But I'm not going to have kids. They're noisy little brats, they are.

 

 

 

So you're going to die from a plane crash for that one.

You die in a police shootout because you've taken Tom Cruise hostage for the past year and a half. Eventually you run out of canned tuna and decide to go outside thinking it's safe (you've gone crazy). The police than shoot at you with paintball guns since you hyave on a Tom Cruise mask on and they think it's you and just want to be safe. YOu're then tazed for about 25 minutes until your brain becomes brain pudding and then you're shot once in the foot and die of blood loss.

You gain weight (aprroxiemtaly the weight of 1 15 year old) and your skin is pulled off by the gravity .. ouch :XD:

A Magic Wish Granting Kitty Cat decides to stab you to death with a spork for apparently no reason at all.

ur goin 2 die when a ginie comes up 2 u and says u get 1 wish u say u want 2 die and he beats u 2 death with a pic of ur gf that u got last xmas as a gift from her family after she got hit bi a truck and died

You will die the most honorable death ever, flying a private jet into a mansion.

after the fighter jet enters ur mansion u get blow away to the south pole where you will be eaten by some gangster penguins

 

 

 

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:

You are going to die aged 97. You pass away peacefully from a coma... which you've been in for 70 years. Owned.

The earth will split and the trees will snap. Fire will leap through every crevice in the world and devour every living thing. The blood of every man and every woman and every child will spill through the rivers, you will be utterly consumed by the sight of every person around you dying. The flames will reach you, and you will be gone. The earth will be scarlet. the sky will be crimson, and the very water you once drank will be red with blood. :XD:

W00T! I get to die a dramatic death! Go me!!!

 

 

 

Your going to be killed in a massive explosion, so you can do one of those flying dives :D

Ragen is going to die in a boat crash. He'll be swimming in the water when it happens.

 

 

 

ur goin 2 die when a ginie comes up 2 u and says u get 1 wish u say u want 2 die and he beats u 2 death with a pic of ur gf that u got last xmas as a gift from her family after she got hit bi a truck and died

o.O a pic of my gf... er... don't have a gf actually. I don't think I'll ever be that desperate lol

You will be underneath the eifel tower, and someone (your worst enemy) throws a paperclip from the top of the tower and it cuts you in half

the french launch a nuke (on a rocket provided by intel inside) at your hometown for misspelling eiffel tower

you will trip on a turtle and wang you head on the ground, knocking you out, then a heard of turtles will come and eat you

you are going to die when...THEY come for you :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

THEY = man eater bunnies

You piss of a cabbage and it eats you.

your eggs will hatch into a blk demon and a jungle drmon cuz gloth hates you, you human and they will eat you im safe cuz im noty human

your eggs will hatch into a blk demon and a jungle drmon cuz gloth hates you, you human and they will eat you im safe cuz im noty human

 

 

 

 

 

a dark wizard enchants the cows and they kung-pow you to to death.

 

 

 

(btw Chuck norris helped the cows)

then chuck norris is going 2 go all kung fu on ur butt