Hazbaz0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well this story im about to tell is about all this crime in the world like robbary,scams etc etc. My dad went to a house warmign party and a man told him this story about his house and what happend..if u want to know what happand read on (trust me its a good good story) and its all true!!!! ( i will be saying it as what he told my dad) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was upstairs of my house and i heard smashign sound on my back dorr down stairs. I told my wife and she said not to go down just incase they have a gun..I walked down with my gold club. I saw the man standing there hitting the glass door over and over again i flicked on the lights...he kept going...i flicked my automatic alarm swich (which calls the police like silently) i walked down the stairs a bit more....he saw me...he bolted I saw him jump the fence...(now this part im up 2 he didnt see but we no what did actulyl happen)he jumped over the fence to a house which was very expensive and the owners owend propety liek it all over the world so they werent actully home. So the robber sat at the chair next to the pool turned the chair around so his back was to the house and smoked in cigarette and waited there..... The cops got there and they ran into the house and they thoguht that he was the owner so they left.....when they left he got back up and jumped the next fence... He saw the owner sittign there infront of his laptop listning to his ipod. He was a big soiled guy which u wouldnt want to mess with and becuase he was listenign to his ipod he couldnt hear what was happening...the robber snuk in the house and whacked him over the head (23 stiches!!!) and he ran towards the door....he saw the mans wife come down. He looked at her and ran off and swam across the river to saftey. The cops couldnt find him and they are still looking for him..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people in our world are so sick....you used to be able to walk out and ride ur bike for like 40kms and not be picked up and killed now its totally diffrent. Now we are resticted to what we do. :( Just thoguht u guys would like to no Thank you Coming Soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 This is poorly spelled, overly dramatic scaremongery. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazbaz0 Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 no im serious this actully happend i swear! i just thought of telling it....and the spelling ha yeh....i type 2 fast Coming Soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesthesia Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 How can you swear it was true if you weren't even there to hear it first hand, let alone experience it yourself? I'm Sidney Poitier, now you can swear to all your friends that Sidney Poitier has talked to you on a forum. Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 If this really is so important, would it have killed you to take two minutes to type this out in Word? Even if this is true, this proves in no way any kind of shift in our society. I don't see how it's anything but an isolated incident. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hahaha, yea right! :D Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Its like chinese whisper or something Ed Bloom would say. The story getting embellished with every retelling Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcticrunite Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 This is poorly spelled, overly dramatic scaremongery. And it ruined a perfectly, almost good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwisatz Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 If this really is so important, would it have killed you to take two minutes to type this out in Word? Even if this is true, this proves in no way any kind of shift in our society. I don't see how it's anything but an isolated incident. I wholeheartedly concur. If you're old enough to have a wife, you're old enough to make an effort to type words correctly instead of "liek tis." Even so, it's an isolated incident. It happens to thousands across the world every day - many less fortunate than you are robbed, insulted, beaten, etc. Just because it happens to you does not mean "omgfomgf omgfomogfmogfog fpost 2 raiz post cnt on tipit!!1111 soceity [bleep] 2 end" I also find it hard to believe that the guy smoked a cigarette waiting for you. But I'm just guessing. handed me TWO tissues to clear up. I was like "i'm going to need a few more paper towels than that luv" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vape Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Just because it happens to you does not mean "omgfomgf omgfomogfmogfog fpost 2 raiz post cnt on tipit!!1111 soceity [bleep] 2 end"Haha :lol: Sometimes little things like this just crack me up :oops: Where the bloody hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Why the hell must you all rip people apart for their spelling, get a life (and ive noticed its the same people). That story dosent sound real at all. But if it does, that has nothing to do with "going on a bike ride and getting killed". The world is safe as long as you watch your back. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 doesn't* :P I think I read about 8 words of that story and stopped. And now that I've read all of it - I call BS. I'd say about 2% of that is fact (the attempted break in) and the rest is just gloritized padding to make it seem more exciting and worth telling people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizla Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Yeah, i'm sure that's true. The police might not always be the most intelligent people on the planet, but if you think a robber can just sit in a house he's broken into and they will think he's the owner, you're even more stupid than they are. Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I resent that you seem to think that I'm 'ripping him apart' over his spelling. I only made two side remarks about that because it's a peeve bordering on a psychotic hatred for me. I can live with 'your' and 'you're', but not with 'actulyl' and 'actually'. As far as I'm concerned it's just a bit of common decency. Further more, a little bit of effort into your spelling can go a long way to making yourself seem believable/intelligent (Again, not talking about small common mistakes but stupid garbled nonsense). I think I made it pretty clear that my main problem with the story is the fact that it's unbelievable rather than the fact that it's badly spelled, but if I have to say it so explicitly than so be it. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Further more, a little bit of effort into your spelling can go a long way to making yourself seem believable/intelligent (Again, not talking about small common mistakes but stupid garbled nonsense). I think I made it pretty clear that my main problem with the story is the fact that it's unbelievable rather than the fact that it's badly spelled, but if I have to say it so explicitly than so be it. If anyone truly belives a bit of spelling such as "Actueyl" deems a person unintelligent, they are idiotic. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Note that I used 'seem' in stead of 'is'. To function in a community you need to think about how people percieve you. If I walked about town with my underwear in my head I'd be the same person I was before, yet I know people will hardly consider me normal for it. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Further more, a little bit of effort into your spelling can go a long way to making yourself seem believable/intelligent (Again, not talking about small common mistakes but stupid garbled nonsense). I think I made it pretty clear that my main problem with the story is the fact that it's unbelievable rather than the fact that it's badly spelled, but if I have to say it so explicitly than so be it. If anyone truly belives a bit of spelling such as "Actueyl" deems a person unintelligent, they are idiotic. Runs at Lionheart with a rusty knife and proceeds to perform an act of castration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Why the hell must you all rip people apart for their spelling, get a life (and ive noticed its the same people). That story dosent sound real at all. But if it does, that has nothing to do with "going on a bike ride and getting killed". The world is safe as long as you watch your back. I demand we have another corollary to Godwin's Law, so that in addition to those who use a comparison with Hitler, people who misspell more than half a word a sentence (on average) are also automatically excluded from further debate, and forfeit all their rights to participate in this forum. Seriously, it's not all that much trouble to spell properly. The only reason not to do it is to post quickly, and to post quickly is to post foolishly, and to post foolishly is to destroy other people's fun. Hence, I reserve myself the right to correct anyone whose spelling is lacking the level of correctness an average highschool freshmen achieves in essays for his/her English class, particularly if whomever I would be correcting has English as their native language. I fail to understand why being outside of school is an excuse to spell poorly. PS: Lionheart, even your signature is misspelled. You realize that that means there are now roughly 2525 posts out there which show the same misspelling, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Further more, a little bit of effort into your spelling can go a long way to making yourself seem believable/intelligent (Again, not talking about small common mistakes but stupid garbled nonsense). I think I made it pretty clear that my main problem with the story is the fact that it's unbelievable rather than the fact that it's badly spelled, but if I have to say it so explicitly than so be it. If anyone truly belives a bit of spelling such as "Actueyl" deems a person unintelligent, they are idiotic. There's a difference between not being able to spell and not being bothered to. As a result, I'm equally not being bothered to read his story. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 PS: Lionheart, even your signature is misspelled. You realize that that means there are now roughly 2525 posts out there which show the same misspelling, right? At first i didnt know, but i never bothered to change it. I find following instructions is a much better show intelligence then being able to spell. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I find following instructions is a much better show intelligence then being able to spell.Unbelievably terrible spelling doesn't show a person is lacking intelligence, it shows their really lazy. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I find following instructions is a much better show intelligence then being able to spell.Unbelievably terrible spelling doesn't show a person is lacking intelligence, it shows their really lazy. And does this matter? half of today's socitey is extreamly lazy? does this mean you will only "like" or "hangout" with the non-lazy people? You guy's seem to be justifying your ways with reasons that mean nothing. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I find following instructions is a much better show intelligence then being able to spell.Unbelievably terrible spelling doesn't show a person is lacking intelligence, it shows their really lazy. And does this matter? half of today's socitey is extreamly lazy? does this mean you will only "like" or "hangout" with the non-lazy people? You guy's seem to be justifying your ways with reasons that mean nothing. No, it simply means, like I said before, that why should we bother to read something totally incomprehensible if the author isn't bothered either. Is it too much to ask for legitimate posts. I mean, you may not be the best speller mate, but at least you make an effort to make your posts readable. The OA here clearly has not. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logic-is-overrated Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I find following instructions is a much better show intelligence then being able to spell.Unbelievably terrible spelling doesn't show a person is lacking intelligence, it shows their really lazy. And does this matter? half of today's socitey is extreamly lazy? does this mean you will only "like" or "hangout" with the non-lazy people?If somebody has the right to put no effort into their post, then whoever feels like it has the right to flame him. How "people in society are" has no relation to an online forum. You guy's seem to be justifying your ways with reasons that mean nothing.You not liking them, doesn't make them meaningless. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwisatz Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Further more, a little bit of effort into your spelling can go a long way to making yourself seem believable/intelligent (Again, not talking about small common mistakes but stupid garbled nonsense). I think I made it pretty clear that my main problem with the story is the fact that it's unbelievable rather than the fact that it's badly spelled, but if I have to say it so explicitly than so be it. If anyone truly belives a bit of spelling such as "Actueyl" deems a person unintelligent, they are idiotic. See, what you don't understand is that your posts are intelligible. Posts like his are not easily readable and are hard to follow. That's why we get mad at people who can't spell. Plus, who in the world doesn't have Microsoft Word? Is it so much to take thirty seconds to copy and paste your post into Word and spellcheck it? Edit: Hannibal I hope you weren't talking about me with the Hitler thing :D handed me TWO tissues to clear up. I was like "i'm going to need a few more paper towels than that luv" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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