Random Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Think about it, is this not one of the most verstile and awesomest phrases ever? Just two little words to equate a person's most distinctive features to the subject at hand, using it either as an insult or a compliment. Delivered with a slight "emph!", this phrase will solve all your conversation needs. Got tongue tied? Talking to a girl/boy/boy-girl you like and don't know what to say? or are you just a plain dumbarse? Have no fear, simply utter this simple phrase "so is Your FACE!!!" then just sitback, relax and watch as it smoothly delivers you from this awkward situation. Still having difficulties comprehending the awesomeness of "Your Face!!!"? Well be confuse no more, for I shall provide examples of its use. No, you say? Well, here they are anyway. Example one: The Weather Other Person: "man, the weather is pretty crummy today..." You: "so is Your FACE!!!" Other Person: "... ... ..." Example two: At the Gardens Other Person: "Those flowers over there are quite beautiful." You: "so si Your FACE!!!" Other Person: "aww... That's so sweet." (note: this is female) Example three: Shoe Other Person: "dude, your shoes are untied." You: "Your FACE!!! is untied." Other Person: "wha....?" You: "yeah, that's right..." *at this point, you should now feel proud of your accomplished conversational skills, all thanks to the phrase, "Your Face!!!" Can you still denied the verstility and awesomeness that is the phrase, "Your Face!!!"? Of course not, to do so would be to deny your very existance, and we all know how stupid denying our existance is, so don't even try it. :roll: So from this point on, it would be foolish of you to not make it your goal to use "Your Face!!!"(remember, don't forget the emph!) in your everyday conversations. I guarentee it, you'll be surprised at the results. conditions applied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Heh, I couldn't hold my laughing anymore at the third one! :D Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Yay, I love the phrase. It truely can be used anywhere. Just be sure the other person knows the joke aswell.* ;). *If not.... Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 "Your mum" anyone? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 you mean, other people say that? i could of swore me and my friends were the only ones who said that (5 years ago, not anymore today), and as far as i knew my cousin made it up. :lol: learn something new everyday. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albosky Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Heh, I couldn't hold my laughing anymore at the third one! :D exactly, rofl :P I like to fart silently but deadly in movie theatersArd Choille says (11:41 PM):I wouldn't dare tell you what to do m'dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 That was hysterical. Hahahaha. :lol: :P Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 :lol: "Son, you need a job." "YOUR FACE!!! Needs a job!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel2 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 :lol: "Son, you need a job." "YOUR FACE!!! Needs a job!" :lol: Laughed so much at this one. At least, I think that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 just as bad as xbox live were people cant come up with comebacks besides "Your Mom!" and "*, *, *,*, *," *= naughty words.. :( lol... OMG YOU SUCK YOU Noob in reply... SO DOES YOUR MOM! ..:| love(sarcasmn) todays teen socioty... and preteen, i say that because people who are not teens and play on live' and say stuff like that actually live with there mom and they are prolly like 20yr+ so i just laugh... the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy5389 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 "your face..." "your mom..." and "that's what she said :wink: " ^Instant winners to help you out of any conversational corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp4de Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 This girl I know says your face to literally everything. "Man I got a C on my test.." "YOUR FACE GOT A C ON ITS SEXY TEST" Some make me smile, most of the time it's obnoxious :D ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï(ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâú_o)/ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogtag_dez Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 "someone vandalised my bag :(" "someone vandalised your mum's arsehole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyfullog Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I have to say that the "YOUR FACE" saying is for young tikes and should be stopped at the age of.....seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogtag_dez Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I have to say that the "YOUR FACE" saying is for young tikes and should be stopped at the age of.....seven YOUR FACE should be stopped at the age of seven. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezcake Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I saw this in the school newspaper last week. It's a comic about two college professors; I think they're both engineers. "Your paper doesn't have a thesis statement." "Your face doesn't have a thesis statement!" lol. Made me laugh :lol: ==================================Retired tip.it moderator.Teaching and inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 i used to use "your face" as insult/joke last year. it got some laughs. Su cara! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Most people at my school use "your mom" statments, but sometimes people use the "Your face" statment to be random. It usaly gets some chuckles. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 A friend of mine got into the "your momma" stage last year. After EVERYTHING you said to him, he would make a "your momma" joke. Example: "Hey man. What's going on?" "Yo momma's going on!" I remember the only time I ever laughed at it was when we were discussing video games, because he made a good one. Him: "Did you ever notice that all the good games are rated M?" Me: "Zelda was a good game. And it was rated E... For everyone." Him: "YO MOMMA'S RATED E FOR EVERYONE!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFirenze Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Its such a good comeback: Person: Man your lame You: About as lame as your face! ^^ owned. Lvl 80 construction. Dragon Drops: 11 (4 Chains, 2 Axes, 1 Med, 2 Skirts, 1 Legs, 1 2h) God Wars Drops: 4 Zamorakian Spears, 1 Godsword Shard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloaked_Shadow Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I use the phrase EVERYDAY at school. Somehow, it always get's some laughs. The only time u use "YO MAMMA!" is in a situation like this. Person: Hey Man.What's up? Me: Nothing much. Person: Im bored. Me: Me too. Person: What do you wanna do? Me: YO MAMMA! Person: =( Me: *walks away* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 "Your face" is a safer comeback I think. It avoids insulting someone with "Your mom!", whose mother passed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I've always prefered "your face" anyway, as it's more personal :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido14 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "Your mum" anyone? :roll: I was thinking the same thing. I'm really sick of it too. I can't stand it when someone tells me that and they are being serious. If they are joking around, it still gets on my nerves. Last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Aaronm14/MY FAVORITE BAND:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=64310717And the bible is the big book of lies, call me a racist if you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 ya the "your mom" stuff get real old, real quick its dumb because ppl will use it at the wrong time so its just a bad insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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