funny things you're classmates have said.

[Babyshambles]

i started this becaus ei wanna know stuff that you're class mates have said. It doesn't matter if its dumb or sick, share it with us. heres some of mine

 

 

 

my friend got asked what is the capital of vietnam and he said chinatown :lol:

 

 

 

my other friend kept calling this kid a gypo and he didnt know what it meant

 

 

 

i cant really think of more right now im a bit stuck :wink:

[Astralinre]

Chinatown? What an idiot. Anyone who knows basic English grammar can tell you that the capital of Vietnam is "V."

 

 

 

I've got pages of quotes from teachers and classmates that I've written down this school year, but the majority of them require either context, knowing the person who said it, or both in order to be funny, so I'm not going to post many.

 

 

 

Though the other day my biology teacher did say something along the lines of, "Alright, we're done with the notes, so now we're going to... *gasp* Chiapet!"

[knives669]

:lol: I have the privellege of having the most hilarious classmates in the entire world.

 

 

 

My English teacher is the oldest, meanest woman in the entire world. She's bitter, never been married, and extremely bi polar. I don't know how old she is, but... She's up there. No one takes her seriously, so the majority of our class time consists of everyone just messing with her.

 

ANYWAY...

 

 

 

A few months ago, we were all talking about her before class and we came to the realization that no one knew when her birthday is. (She's been working at our school for almost 30 years now.) So, we came up with a plan.

 

 

 

Every day for one week, we would all get to class before her, turn the lights out, and hide under our desks. When she came in and turned the lights on, we all jumped out and yelled "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" This would just infuriate her... Because, it wasn't her birthday.

 

 

 

We still don't know when her birthday is.

 

 

 

There are a few other things that I can think of when my friends have said something funny.

 

 

 

Teacher: Does anyone know about Terry? (he was absent that day)

 

Someone: Yeah. He's really a girl.

 

 

 

Once, my math teacher sneezed, and someone in the class said. "Bless you, you old fart!"

[Biabf]

I have tons. Today someone asked my science teacher:

 

Do plants have blood?

 

 

 

He also said these:

 

Wtf is a lasergun? I've never heard of that

 

 

 

Is it true if you drilled down you would come out in China?

 

 

 

 

 

Remember he is in secondary school! He was being serious on all of those. I will edit in the funnier stuff when I can remember them. He is so funny! :lol:

[Bubsa]

Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.

[No_OnE]

Just yesterday we were working in groups in History. The teacher just got done with the instructions and my friend, Jonathan, whispers to our group, "Okay, what do we do??". The rest of us in the group were like, "I dunno. Didn't anyone pay attention??" Anyway, Jonathan asks the teacher and she says, "Didn't you pay any attention to what I was saying?" Jonathan replies, "I was drawing a bunny..." The three of us who were in his group died laughing.

 

 

 

I know it sounds pretty stupid but you had to be there.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

Hmmm, I'm mostly the Clown of the Class. No one really talks and says funny stuff because they don't want to get in trouble, but I don't care :P

 

 

 

TODAY, May 10th, 2006:

 

We're reading a book in French Class called "Fama va en Californie" (Fama goes to California). Well, the book is about this girl named Fama, who is from a country called Maurentanie. Well, she gets the opportunit to go to the United States and while she is there she meets a girl named Debbie. Debbie is racist and tell Fama that the U.S. hates all blacks and muslims. My teacher asked us today if anyone we know (Doesn't mean we have to have met them) that reminds us of Debbie. I, of course, say,"Adolf Hitler." Everybody in my class starts cracking up, even my teacher, who is really serious and mean :( She of course asks why and I told her "Well, Debbie hates Blacks and Muslims. Well, Hitler hated Jews and probably some white boy beat him up when he was a kid and he could've been Jewish." By then eeveryone was dying :shock: and my teacher wasn't too happy :\

[jackalope14]

Just today we were learning about the 60's and the first man on the moon. The teacher was talking about the thing they put on the moon that says "We came in peace...".

 

So she says "it said 'we came in-" and someone yells out "a SPACESHIP!"

 

I thought that was pretty funny.

[knives669]

"What state is Japan in?"

 

 

 

That was a true, serious question a classmate once asked the history teacher. :?

[zeekyhbomb]

Well I wasn't thinking and we got on the subject of Hitler somehow, so I said "What was Hitler's Last name?" like 3 seconds later, after everyone looked and laughed at me like I was an idiot I was like "Oh it.s Adolf Hitler isn't it..." :roll:

 

 

 

Then, theres a friend of mine, I think he is hillarious but he is just being wierd . :P He always has these stories like "This one time, I went to McDonalds, but I didn't want a double cheeseburger, so I ordered a normal one." Or random things like that, I think its hillarious... :lol:

[enzeru]

It wasn;t at school or anything but when I was working at McDonalds (my first job) someone asked me if cheese burgers came with cheese.

[GordanFreeman]

Ok, so there's this kid named Ted in my school. He's a friend of a friend, i really don't know him, but in band he's always doin funny stuff. Anyway, one of my band teachers, Mr. Mazur, was, you know, wavin the baton around and stuff, and Ted (a drummer) messed up. So, Mazur stopped and he's says "Ted, why aren't you playing right today?" And Ted replies some smart alecky comment, and Mr. Mazur says "Do i need to get the drummers a sandbox or something? You 8th graders are acting like babies!" So anyways, this was last year in 7th grade, and this year he was teaching at one of the elementary schools. So, he comes in to sub a couple weeks ago, and Ted messes up again. Mr. Mazur starts getting on him about it, and when he stops he holds the baton up, and all of a sudden you hear Ted yell "i think you need a sandbox!". Everyone laughed so hard...including me. You had to be there.

 

 

 

Also in band coincidentally, the same teacher Mazur stopped, then he said, "ok gang, let's start at measure 69". And this kid Cameron yells, "haha that's mister Mazur's favorite number!" and everybody starts cracking up...another one where you probably had to be there.

 

 

 

That's all i can think of right now, maybe more later.

[knives669]

When I was in band, (I played drums, btw ^_^) we had another drummer named Christian. He was pretty average at drums and he was always pretty quiet for the most part.

 

 

 

But, one day, Christian messed up in a song and the band teacher was having a bad day. So, he made everyone stop and he said, "Ok, everyone. We're going to start over. This time, PLAY IT RIGHT, CHRISTIAN!" and Christian just sat down (you're always supposed to stand while playing drums) and he goes, "Maybe tomorrow."

 

 

 

The whole class started laughing.

[Pyrotilly]

The sad thing is, there haven't been too many funny classroom moments in college, but.

 

 

 

Professor: Just wait until you meet the person you're going to marry. Your pupils dilate, your heart starts pounding, your head feels funny, and other parts of your body start feeling funny too...

 

 

 

Class: Ehehehehehe

 

 

 

Professor: *realizes what he just said* Shame on you! I would not have expected this from University of California students!

[Nanosauromo]

Me and my friends have a LOT of inside jokes, most of which make no since. Such as:

 

 

 

Kyle's hat contains the Heathen Spirits, which give him ultimite power.

 

 

 

There are four ways of hitting someone: with Physics (hitting with a textbook), Chemistry (squirting any liquid on them), Technology (scratching them with a phone), and Geology (hitting them with a rock).

 

 

 

Nathan is God simply because of his white hair.

 

 

 

Audrey controls everything in the Universe except for her own body.

 

 

 

I do not exist; I am a figimentation of my own imagination.

 

 

 

 

 

The list goes on and on.

[killer_stone]

"Do people in Japan speak Japanish?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

[Ss_J9_Goten]

This might be blanked out...

 

 

 

My friend is Lebanese, and one day, another friend says "What nationality is Charles?" (Charles is the Lebanese guy) and another guy goes, "He's lesbianese" and then I say, "He's actually Lebanese" and everyone starts cracking up. The guy kept insisting he was "Lesbianese"

 

 

 

Another time, one guy asked the I.T guy, "How do you hack the school mainframe?".

 

 

 

My Latin teacher likes to say "No comment" alot, and one time a kid in my class was offering everyone smints or something. He says, "Sir, would you like a mint?" and he says "No comment"..

[hazardmaster]

Well last year me and my two friends, Daying and Bena, were like the "Class Comedians".

 

 

 

One of the funniest things we made up was one day when a girl called Penina walked into the class for a message to deliver to our teacher. Now, Bena had a small crush on her and so Daylin made up "Ooooh Bena's girlfriend just walked in..." and nudged Bena. We all laughed, as well as a few people around us.

 

 

 

Then I said : "Would be funny if like somebody like Abby (this other girl that had a crush on Bena) was like "Oh no, they're onto me!" and jumped out a window or something aye?"

 

 

 

Yeah, we made up alot of jokes that year. We sat in this triangle shaped formation (our desks) and called it The Triangle of Trouble because we always got into trouble for chatting :P

[mixand]

i can tell alot of people have no respect for their teachers, like at my school which i hate because i cant get my work done with people being stupid, yes im not saying dont have fun just dont stop other people learning

[Kielmccaul75]

I have a friend, and his views on homosexuality are well.. Lets just say he does not like gays.

 

Anyway, we were having a discussion about how so many criminals were making so much money off drugs. The person who dislikes homosexuals then proceeded to say "Yeah, being straight gets you nowhere."

 

I knew what he meant, but it didn't prevent me from laughing for several hours.

[Babyshambles]

Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.

at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

[cadburys_egg]

My classmate in English class said the dumbest thing ever:

 

How do you spell GCSE?

 

About 3 seconds after he realised what he said he fell apart. :lol:

 

 

 

Another time, one guy asked the I.T guy, "How do you hack the school mainframe?".

 

I brought a virus on a floppy disk to school :oops:

 

Our school is setting up a hacking computer at which we can go to and try and crack it any time we want. :P

[____]

Our school is setting up a hacking computer at which we can go to and try and crack it any time we want. :P

Throw me the IP of said server when it's been setup :P

[cadburys_egg]

Our school is setting up a hacking computer at which we can go to and try and crack it any time we want. :P

Throw me the IP of said server when it's been setup :P

 

 

 

I certainly hope that it will have no limits on it. Im really curious to what happens when you type 'How to make a nuclear bomb' into google. Apparently a page about the law of terrorism comes up :P. Ill see if I can get someone at my school arrested.

[Danabis]

Judging by your friends and your avatar, you sound chavfull and brainless.

at least i have friends and dont spend all my spare time on here, and whats wrong with liking burberry anyway?

 

 

 

Why do you assume he doesn't have friends?

 

 

 

P.S. Burba is sexy as hell though. That ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã400 Burba duffel will be mine...