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Favourite Movie Line?

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I like azraels line in the movie Dogma right when he's killed by a blessed golf club."but i'm a fricken demon".

 

 

 

how about,

 

 

 

Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f*ck is this [cabbage]? Who the f*ck are you, lady? Why the f*ck did you hug my head?

 

Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?

 

Jay: What the f*ck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?

 

Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.

 

Jay: What the f*ck does that mean? Has everyone gone f*ckin' nuts? What the f*ck happened to that guy's head? I want some...

 

[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]

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'Do you have any metal objects on you such as coins, bottle caps etc.?'

 

 

 

*Neo opens jacket*

 

 

 

'Holy ****!'

 

 

 

*All hell breaks loose*

 

 

 

Can't beat Matrix 1 can you?

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I don't know what it is, but something keeps telling me you "own"?

"When you're happy it's like you're a bird; you can fly. The only trouble is, you need other birds to fly with"

Gone in 60 Seconds :

 

"Thats not a tool, thats a f****** brick"

From the infamous Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

 

 

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

 

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

 

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

 

 

 

 

 

My friends say that over...

 

 

 

and over...

 

 

 

and over...

 

 

 

and over.. with my english teacher!! Agh!!!!

 

 

 

I have almost memorized it.

Aliens:

 

 

 

Hudson:"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

 

Vasquez:"No, you?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pulp Fiction (something along the lines of)

 

 

 

Jimmy:"Wow, i can't believe this is the same car"

 

Wolf:"Yah well, lets not start sucking each others [bleep]s right now"

 

 

 

(this takes place when the couple is robbing the diner)

 

Jewels:"Get my wallet out of that bag"

 

Thieve:"What does it look like?"

 

Jewels:"It's the one that says "Bad Motha f**** on it"

 

 

 

The fact that it actually said that is what got to me.

 

 

 

 

 

Con Air:

 

Johnny 23:"Do you know who i am?!"

 

Poe:"Ugly all day"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mighty Ducks(the first one)

 

Bombay:"Karp, how many fingers am i holding up?"

 

Peter:"He wouldn't know that anyway"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ghostbusters:

 

The exchange of words in the elevator when at the hotel was great. Then, at the end of the scene where the pack is on, they start moving away from him.

 

Stanz:"Maybe we should split up"

 

Venkman:"Right, good idea. We can do more damage that way."

99 Fishing

Remember the Titans:

 

(Denzel Washington as Coach Boone delivers one of the most inspiring speeches ever:)

 

Coach Boone: This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other or not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.

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Ah yes, another one from Con Air

 

 

 

Cage : Put the bunny back in the bag...

 

 

 

"Rucus assumes, bad guy dies"

 

 

 

Cage: I told you to put the bunny, back in the bag...

Jack: It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.

 

Annie: What if you win?

 

Jack: Then tomorrow we'll play another one.

 

Annie: But I'm not avalible to drive tomorrow. Busy.

Head Coach of the G!X Black Scrim Team 2007

---Wolfenstein Enemy Territory Internationals---

Mean Girls:

 

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.

 

Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

 

Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.

 

Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

 

Cady: No no no... Anything else?

 

Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.

 

Cady: What do you mean?

 

Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My b**sts can always tell when it's going to rain.

 

Cady: Really? That's amazing.

 

Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

 

 

 

 

 

Anchorman:

 

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

 

Ed Harken: D*mn it. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

 

 

 

So many quotes from anchorman.

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^Clickity to go to our forums

Ace Ventura : 'Like a glove!'

 

 

 

Shaun of the dead :

 

 

 

'Theres a brevel out back, John'll do you a toastie'

 

 

 

'Sup Nigg4z!'

 

 

 

'Yeh, alright gaaaiii'

 

 

 

The Matrix - 'Ahhh, Mr Anderson we've been expecting you'

 

 

 

The mask has an amazing amount of quotes.

 

 

 

Same with both rush hours and all three fridays.

And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid.

 

John Lewis is a great, great shop.

Vader: "Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."

 

Luke: "I'll never join you!"

 

Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...

 

Luke: "He told me enough... he told me you killed him."

 

Vader: "No... I am your father."

 

 

 

:P :P :P

While we're on Star Wars... probably the best Star Wars quote of all...

 

 

 

(Luke and Yoda trying to get Luke's X-Wing fighter out of the swamp using the force...)

 

Luke: Okay, I'll give it a try.

 

Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

 

(Luke can't do it, but Yoda gets it out no problem.)

 

Luke: I don't believe it.

 

Yoda: That... is why you failed.

 

 

 

Inspiring stuff 8-)

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lolz, mine would have to be

 

 

 

Please...Stay in my memories.

 

- Cloud strife

 

FFVII: Advent Children

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Aeroplane...or was it Aeroplane 2?

 

 

 

"My god! The Sun!"

 

 

 

"What is it Johnny!?"

 

 

 

"A large fiery ball at the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now! We're heading right for it!"

School books: $50

 

Tuition fees: $450

 

Knowing that you're one of the million idiots to copy that same mastercard advert: Priceless

Forrest Gump-

 

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get"

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Monty Python's the Holy Grail:

 

 

 

NI!!

 

 

 

It's just a flesh wound

 

& 'Tis but a scratch

 

 

 

This isn't really a quote, but I often impersonate the French taunts in the holy grail, so hilarious!

 

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
:lol:

 

 

 

And from "A Hard Day's Night"

 

A reporter: So tell me, how did you find America?

 

John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland

 

 

 

The coolest quote must be one of the many great quotes of the Godfather, but this one from The Usual Suspects is one of my favourites as well:

 

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing mankind he didn't exist."

 

If you know the context and the way Kevin Spacey said that, you just have to admit that that was damn cool. I even have a song from Pendulum (Jungle-techno) in which that quote appears a few times.

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing mankind he didn't exist."

 

If you know the context and the way Kevin Spacey said that, you just have to admit that that was damn cool. I even have a song from Pendulum (Jungle-techno) in which that quote appears a few times.

 

 

 

That film, and Spacey's performance in particular, is absolutely brilliant.

Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.

You bet. I have it on DVD here, I think I'm gonna watch it again tonight, it's the best detective-thriller I've ever seen.

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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A few here of my favourites

 

 

 

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

 

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" Excellent! "

 

" We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted. "

 

 

 

" Bill - While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.

 

 

 

Ted - Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.

 

 

 

Bill - Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments.

 

 

 

Ted - Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?

 

 

 

Bill - That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!

 

 

 

Ted - And, that is why we need a triumphant video! "

 

 

 

" You killed Ted, you medieval d*ckweed! "

 

 

 

DUDE, Where's My Car?

 

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" Dude, you just touched Chrissy B*ner's HoHo's!!"

 

" SHIBBY!!! "

 

 

 

Gone in 60 seconds

 

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" Homeboy even got snake on the license plate. Well snake gunna have to slither his a*s all the way to the bus stop in the morning "

 

 

 

The Terminator 2: Judgement Day

 

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" Hasta la vista, baby "

 

" Come with me if you want to live! "

 

" I'll be back " - actually made famous from the first film, but said in both

 

" I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do "

 

 

 

Btw, T2 is my fave film ever! Thats why there is so many quotes from it.

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Bob Marley:

 

don't worry, be happy

 

 

 

Queen:

 

we are the champions

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Bob Marley:

 

don't worry, be happy

 

 

 

Queen:

 

we are the champions

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

this guy has created a new nickname, obviously for the world cup, his location is Germany and he's supporting England. Apart from that, he can't read. Poor sob.

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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Bob Marley:

 

don't worry, be happy

 

 

 

Queen:

 

we are the champions

 

 

 

...Oh dear. :wall:

 

 

 

:lol:

And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid.

 

John Lewis is a great, great shop.

i'm not sure if this counts but.....

 

 

 

Man1: Chris, Everything i say is a lie, except that, and that, and that, and that.

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Cheap Mark - Going for 1050 Total

Okay, only since nobody did it....

 

 

 

Do you know who I am!

 

He must not know who I am.

 

I'm the juggernaut b****!!

 

 

 

Sorry.

 

 

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

 

Ed: Lesson, lesson...if you see a stranger follow him.

 

 

 

[bleep]e: Bang.

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