wippy_m Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Just post your favourite quote from any film :) A few of my favourites are: Snatch Sol: What's that Vincent? Vincent: It's a gun Sol. Sol: That, is an f-ing anti aircraft gun Vincent. Dodgeball "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball". Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they get me taking prisoners up to the board room, call that job statisfaction? Cos i dont." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_D_G_E_1039 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "You Had Me At Hello" "Run, Forrest, Run" "Do I Make You Randy?" "You're Killing Me, Smalls!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Con-Air: "Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song that was made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." Billy Madison: Man: "Oh darn! It's another flaming bag!" Woman: "Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!" Man: "Don't be tellin' me my business, Devil Woman!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreynoobyperson Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 *SNEEZE* I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bull****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosauromo Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Ted, who was Joan of Arc?" "Uh.... Noah's wife?" You only have to type four extra keys for me to not think "ur" an idiot.solardeathray.teensupergenius.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Some of my favorites: CASABLANCA's "We'll always have Paris" Basically everything from Casablanca is quotable, but this one is my favorite. GONE WITH THE WIND's "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" APOCALYPSE NOW's "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" CITIZEN KANE'S "Rosebud" TAXI DRIVER's "You talkin' to me?" But there are many more. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Mr Blonde - Reservoir Dogs. The opitome of what the film is about, and also my mentality to life; don't think, act. The film has so many parallels to the play "Waiting for Godot", which if you've seen Robin Williams perform, you'll absolutely love. Amongst others, Daan quoted some of my favourites. A couple of Brando quotes for you though: "The horror...the horror!" "I coula had class, I coulda been a contender..." This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesthesia Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!" "What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!" Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 General Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned? Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature. Ambassador de Sadeski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor. Dr. Strangelove: Thank you, sir. It's exchanges like that that make this movie brilliant. The entire world is about to be nuked out of orbit, and here we have capitalism, fascism and communism all giddy over the prospect of a 100 year orgy. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 BTTF p1 George: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain. BTTF p1 Marty: Plutonium... wait, are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear? Doc: No no no, this sucker's electrical, but it requires a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need. Marty: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and buy plutonium... did you rip that off? Doc: Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing filled with used pinball machine parts. BTTF p3 Doc: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot. Marty: Or hanged. Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit? Marty: You did. Licence To Kill Della: Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake. James: I'll do anything for a woman with a knife. The Italian Job (1969) [armoured van explodes] Charlie: You're only suposed to blow the bloody doors off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 casablanca has 6 of the top 100 quotes according to AFI, its pretty quotable. "here's looking at you kid" is a good one from it. star wars episode v: "Luke, I am your Father." absolute classic dr strangelove: "you cant fight in here, this is the war room!" planet of the apes: "damn you all to hell!" donnie darko: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. that is when the world will end." there are so many good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavescope Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 only one i can think of full metal jacket: 'u could suck a golfball through a garden hose' EDIT: 40 year old virgin: 'hurting for a squirting' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwarriord Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 "PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Putter Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 CITIZEN KANE'S "Rosebud" Here's what I don't get. That's hardly even a quote, and it still is on the AFI top quotes. Same with "Plastics" from The Graduate. They are important to the movie (actually, Plastics isn't too too much, I don't get it), but not quotable at all. They aren't even quotes, they are words... My ultimate favorite: "These aren't the droids you're looking for" Why? It's genious. Develops the movie/characters well, and is infinitly quotable. Kid: Can I borrow a pencil? Me: *wave hand* These aren't the droids you're looking for. Kid: :cry: ...ummm See? Seriously though, I use many variations on this, and am constantly attempting to wave my hand and make people change there mind. It's pure genious. That's my favorite, and I can't even think of any other good ones now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Here's what I don't get. That's hardly even a quote, and it still is on the AFI top quotes. Same with "Plastics" from The Graduate. They are important to the movie (actually, Plastics isn't too too much, I don't get it), but not quotable at all. They aren't even quotes, they are words... It's a famous word/line. It's just his last word, it's so mysterically and amazing it deff. needs to be mentioned. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danabis Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Fight Club: Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy [cabbage] we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the [wagon] or the crotch? The Football Factory: Tommy Johnson: What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your [bleep]in' armchair [bleep]in' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? [bleep] that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it! Tommy Johnson: Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions; one of the old soldiers gone forever; Bright gone for a seven; and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. Tommy Johnson: After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it?... course it [bleep]ing was! Dreaming of that face againIt's bright, and blue, and shimmeringGrinning wideAnd comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 STELLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 or the entire Dazed And Confused, or Holy Grail Script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 ahh man, i just remembered two from "aliens" aka alien 2. this movie is great for quotes :D "game over man, game over!" (the way he says it is what gets me :lol: ) "we'll nuke it from orbit. its the only way to be sure." (cliched on fark, hilarious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosauromo Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Some other Bill and Ted ones: "Dude, we told ourselves to listen to this guy!" "What if we were lying?" And who could forget: "Be excellent to each other, and party on, Dudes! You only have to type four extra keys for me to not think "ur" an idiot.solardeathray.teensupergenius.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadfdfd Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 That's a hard decision, to what I can think of Finding Nemo *Knock at door* Dory: Hold on a minute we're trying to escape. And She see's the word "Escape" Dory: "ESCAPAY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadfdfd Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Space Balls: It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do. EDIT: Sorry for double post. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 King: Take them to the Iron Maiden.. Bill and Ted: EXCELLENT! (Air guitar) King: Execute them! Bill and Ted: Bogus... It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Sin City: (As Marv is driving the car and dragging the guy's face along the highway) "I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball." Fight Club: "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!!! You're shooting at your imaginary friend in front of a truck full of NITROGLICERIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Ah yes, Sin City... Cardinal Rourke: Will that give you satisfaction my son? Killing a helpless... old... fart? Marv: The killing? No, no satisfaction... everything up to the killing? That'll be a gas. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizla Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Pretty much any line from the first 30-40 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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