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Favourite Movie Line?

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Pretty much any line from the first 30-40 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

 

 

 

I wanted to quote it so bad, but pretty much anything Hartman says would come out as "*".

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Dreaming of that face again

It's bright, and blue, and shimmering

Grinning wide

And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

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Pretty much any line from the first 30-40 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

 

 

 

I wanted to quote it so bad, but pretty much anything Hartman says would come out as "*".

 

 

 

"You better start * me tiffany cufflinks, or i will definitely * you up!"

 

 

 

Yup, it sucks.

Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.

Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

 

 

 

Haha, always makes me laugh.

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

"Now I know there's more to life than being really, really incredibly good-looking."

 

"MerMAN pa, Merman!"

 

"I'm bolemic." "You can read minds?!?!?"

 

 

 

All of those are from Zoolander, by Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller)

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The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132.

True Romance

 

 

 

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

 

 

 

 

 

The Usual Suspects

 

 

 

Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

 

Verbal: And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pulp Fiction

 

 

 

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

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Vincent: Want some bacon?

 

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

 

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

 

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

 

Vincent: Why not?

 

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

 

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

 

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy [bleep]. Pigs sleep and root in s---. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

 

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

 

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

 

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

 

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

 

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

 

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf------' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

 

 

 

 

I was going to post more but I think thats more than enough.

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

Lol. "A royale with cheese!"

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"You got red on you." - Shaun of The Dead. (Well yeah, I'm wearing a red shirt atm)

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The best show in da world...

Pretty much any line from the first 30-40 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

 

 

 

prolly the best 30-40 out of any movie :)

Doctor of Dental Surgery-2014

Medical Doctor-2018?

Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon-2024?

Tommy Boy- "Housekeeping!"

 

 

 

Four Brothers- (Mark Walberg cuts rope and guy falls from apartment window to ground)

 

Tyrese- "You think he's dead?"

 

Mark Walberg- "Nahh, He's just f***ed up"

122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength

97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting

Anything from the first half of Full Metal Jacket.

 

 

 

And this baby:

 

 

 

I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

 

 

 

A classic 8-)

 

 

 

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

 

 

 

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

 

 

 

You're going to need a bigger boat.

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

Captain Jack Sparrow from The Pirates of the Caribbean--And then they made me their chief.

 

 

 

Clearly you've never been to Singapore

 

 

 

Though it seems enough to condemn him.

 

 

 

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

 

 

 

No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

 

 

 

Jack : Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?

 

Will : I'd die for her.

 

Jack : Oh, good. No worries, then.

 

 

 

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common someone needs to quote Anchorman

 

 

 

"60% of the time, it works everytime"

 

 

 

Matchstick Men

 

 

 

nicholas cage buts into line, while trying to get his medication

 

 

 

innocent civilian: "Hey buddy, ever heard of a line?

 

 

 

wasnt sure if you can say p*ssed

 

nic: "Ever heard of being dragged down the sidewalk untill you p*ssed BLOOD"

 

 

 

Mod just edit out if any of it is not allowed, above....

 

 

 

40 Year old virgin

 

 

 

Andy is getting waxed

 

 

 

David: "You look like a man-o-lantern"

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always trading cooked : monkfish and sharks for your raw

Anchorman:

 

"What Baxter? You pooped in the refrigerator? AND you ate an entire wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry! That's impressive!"

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No movie, TV instead,

 

 

 

George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.

 

 

 

Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life.

 

George Costanza: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.

 

Cosmo Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?

 

George Costanza: No.

 

Cosmo Kramer: You got money?

 

George Costanza: No.

 

Cosmo Kramer: Do you have a woman?

 

George Costanza: No.

 

Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any prospects?

 

George Costanza: No.

 

Cosmo Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?

 

George Costanza: Uh, no.

 

Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any action at all?

 

George Costanza: No.

 

Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

 

George Costanza: I like to get the Daily News.

 

 

 

 

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

 

 

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

 

Jerry: I went out with you.

 

Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

 

 

 

Loved the series :lol:

The exchange of words between Jules and Brett in Pulp Fiction, when Jules asks what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

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Loved the series :lol:

 

 

 

heh, that show is so full of quotes, i wouldnt even know where to start :lol:

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Phonebooth:

 

'If you hang up the phone, I am going to kill you' - Scary eh?

 

 

 

Anchorman:

 

Brick (He has issues): I love lamp.

 

Ron: Brick, do you really love a lamp?

 

Brick: I love lamp. I love carpet.

 

Ron: Brick are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?

 

Brick: I love lamp!

 

 

 

And lots of others I guess.

Just thought of another:

 

 

 

If the milk turns sour, I aint the kind of kitty to drink it - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells.

 

 

 

That's not the exact quote, but I had to use kitty because of the smegging censor here. :|

Loved the series :lol:

 

 

 

heh, that show is so full of quotes, i wouldnt even know where to start :lol:

 

 

 

Ba-daBing Ba-daBoo

Loved the series :lol:

 

 

 

heh, that show is so full of quotes, i wouldnt even know where to start :lol:

 

 

 

Ba-daBing Ba-daBoo

 

 

 

Great show. ;D

 

 

 

Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?

 

Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.

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It really has

From the infamous Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

 

 

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

 

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?

 

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.

 

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?

 

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

 

 

 

My favorite part of the entire movie, other than the killer rabbit...

stephen king's it;

 

 

 

Pennywise: BEEP BEEP Richie! They all float down here. When your down here with us, you'll float too!

 

 

 

Pennywise: Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!

 

 

 

Orgazmo

 

Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!

 

 

 

Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.

 

Joe Young: Don't quote [bleep]ens in my apartment!

 

 

 

Dave: I don't wanna sound like a f*g or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!

 

 

 

Dave: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a f*g or nothin', but I think you got a hot [wagon]!

 

Joe Young: Thanks.

 

 

 

Dave: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?

 

Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.

 

Dave: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a f*g or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick [wagon]!

 

 

 

Georgi: My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant! Isn't that cool?

 

 

 

Dave: [to Joe] I don't want to sound like a f*g or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

 

 

 

Joe Young: [praying] If You don't want me to do this, just give me a sign.

 

[an earthquake tears through Hollywood]

 

Joe Young: Any sign at all.

 

 

 

Lisa: Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?

 

Video Store employee: [laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?

 

Lisa: No, I'm from Utah.

 

Video Store employee: Oh. Sorry.

 

 

 

Baseketball

 

 

 

Coop: Oh hey! Skidmark Steve! You still just hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?

 

Guy at reunion: Well if you must know, I'm in my second year of Med School and I'm practicing for the summer games. What are you up to?

 

Coop: You know... hangin' out... playin' Nintendo... c*ck!

 

 

 

Joseph R. Cooper: What is something you really want?

 

Joey: Chelsea Clinton.

 

Joseph R. Cooper: That's a tough order, dude.

 

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.

 

 

 

(this one really makes me laugh every time i hear it :wink: )

 

 

 

Jenna Reed: You wanna know where Coop went. Try the place with the most grossly exploitation of children.

 

Robert Stack: Scenario number two, Coop went to Disneyworld

 

 

 

Family guy the series

 

 

 

Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?

 

Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.

 

Lois Griffin: And what did you do?

 

Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

 

 

 

Brian Griffin: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?

 

Lois Griffin: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.

 

Brian Griffin: Is that healthy?

 

Lois Griffin: What's the worst that could happen?

 

Peter Griffin: [inside Lois' head] I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!

 

 

 

Chris Griffin: I just want peace on Earth. That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should get more than her.

 

 

 

 

 

Girl: Ewww! Your breath smells like kitty litter!

 

Stewie Griffin: I was curious!

 

 

 

Lois Griffin: Peter, why would they make you president?

 

Peter Griffin: Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second.

 

Peter griffin : KÃÆÃâÃâáj

 

Lois Griffin: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

 

 

 

Tom Tucker: Coming up next: Can bees think? A new study indicates that no, they cannot.

 

 

 

 

 

im sorry if this post is to long :wink:

Family guy the series

 

 

 

Three days?! That's tomorrow!

Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.

Con-Air:

 

"Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song that was made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

 

 

 

That is definately one of the best movies. :D

 

 

 

I like azraels line in the movie Dogma right when he's killed by a blessed golf club."but i'm a fricken demon".

 

 

 

Also from monty python the song the guy sings about sir robin " when danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled. oh brave sir robin" and of course the famous "it's just a flesh wound"

R.I.P. The olde nite. A legend is gone but not forgotten.

 

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