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Genpets!

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http://www.genpets.com/index.php

 

Genpets are living, breathing mammals. Bio-Genica is a Bioengineering Company that has combined, and modified existing DNA to create the Genpets lineup. Genpets are flesh and blood just like any other animal.

 

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I know what you're thinking, and I'll post back on it in a little while

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I really don't know what to say... This is... insanely scary.

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Hah, I had a pretty freaked out reaction too. :)

As cool as it looks, humanity definiately isn't ready for this. That being said, I want an 8 foot tall firebreathing rottweiler that hates children. I also want a custom saddle for said rottweiler.

I hope to god that those are fake..............

 

 

 

Edit - Oh lord, I went to the website and unless it's some sick joke then they arn't fake. This stuff isn't cool. It's perverted and twisted. We are creating little rat things for children to play with. They say they will be alive so that means they will suffer. We shouldn't try and be god, we shouldn;t put live things in packaging and we shouldn't bring anything into existance for a lifetime of suffering. If this is a joke, I'm sorry I took it the wrong way but the thought of it being real makes me feel sick.

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

EW! Ew ew ew! Ew! :(

 

I thought the Sprite goblin was scary...

 

 

 

But, for those of you still wondering:

 

Before you buy one you must follow these rules:

 

 

 

One must not let the Genpet near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Genpet, one must not get water on the Genpet, and, most importantly, one must never feed the creature after midnight.

 

 

 

 

It's artistic satire :P

That picture was one of the daily deviations on deviantart.com within the last week. They're made of foam rubber.

Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.

EW! Ew ew ew! Ew! :(

 

I thought the Sprite goblin was scary...

 

 

 

But, for those of you still wondering:

 

Before you buy one you must follow these rules:

 

 

 

One must not let the Genpet near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Genpet, one must not get water on the Genpet, and, most importantly, one must never feed the creature after midnight.

 

 

 

 

It's artistic satire :P

 

 

 

heh, for some reason gremlins was the first thing i thought of when i saw the picture :D

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:shock: :shock: W.T.F.....

 

I would really sue that company...Making life only to play with it and forget about it when it dies...

 

 

 

Wait, Anesthesia, so you're saying they're fake?

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Of course they're fake... Anyone would have to be pretty stupid to believe they're real. Just like Bonsai Kittens.

Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.

Of course they're fake... Anyone would have to be pretty stupid to believe they're real. Just like Bonsai Kittens.

 

I had half my brian said they were real and the other half fake...With all the techonogly today it's kinda hard to know stuff you know...

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Of course they're fake... Anyone would have to be pretty stupid to believe they're real. Just like Bonsai Kittens.

 

 

 

BONSAI KITTENS EXIST! :evil:

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Of course they're fake... Anyone would have to be pretty stupid to believe they're real. Just like Bonsai Kittens.

 

Bonsai Kittens are real... #-o

 

 

 

Worth a book \'

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I know what you're thinking, and I'll post back on it in a little while

 

 

 

The matrix? That's what I was thinking anyway.

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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I know what you're thinking, and I'll post back on it in a little while

 

 

 

The matrix? That's what I was thinking anyway.

 

Heh, that's the best way I could phrase it without giving away that I'd tell if it was true or not later.

 

I showed my brother this thing, and told him I might get it for him for his birthday. He spent about a half hour reading the whole site sent an email to the 'sales department' asking questions he had. I felt so bad, yet it was so funny having him all interested in a nonexisting product.

 

I know what you're thinking, and I'll post back on it in a little while

 

 

 

The matrix? That's what I was thinking anyway.

 

Heh, that's the best way I could phrase it without giving away that I'd tell if it was true or not later.

 

I showed my brother this thing, and told him I might get it for him for his birthday. He spent about a half hour reading the whole site sent an email to the 'sales department' asking questions he had. I felt so bad, yet it was so funny having him all interested in a nonexisting product.

 

 

 

Mean, but funny. :lol:

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Wow, I was shocked at first but now that I know for sure that they aren't real, I think it's just strange.

 

 

 

On a side note, I almost died laughing when I saw this picture:

 

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Oh my god... Those are fake?!

 

 

 

*sigh of relief*

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While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet̢̢̮ââ¬Ã¾Ãââ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure they are somewhat alive... :shock:

 

One must not let the Genpet near bright light, especially sunlight, which can kill the Genpet, one must not get water on the Genpet, and, most importantly, one must never feed the creature after midnight.

 

 

 

 

Uhhh, Gremlins pl0x. Gremlins die in sunlight. Water mutates them into mutant, killer things. If you feed them after midnight, they also mutate. Were they copying Gremlins here?

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

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I'm pretty sure they are somewhat alive... :shock:

 

 

 

you lose at the interweb for not reading other posts before making one of your own.

 

 

 

Uhhh, Gremlins pl0x. Gremlins die in sunlight. Water mutates them into mutant, killer things. If you feed them after midnight, they also mutate. Were they copying Gremlins here?

 

 

 

you lose at the interweb for completly missing the point.

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animal slaves ftw! :twisted:

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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