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F2P I tell youz...

 

ok not even cool

 

 

 

not all f2p act that way

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i dont have a pic i was too lazy to take one but i hate it when people want your godsword when your using it :|

 

scene: me slaying in the slayer tower *crawling hands ftw!*

 

Noob:Hello sir! can you lend me your gs plz?

 

Me:no sorry,

 

Noob:plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzz

 

me: no im obiously using it

 

Noob lol i bet its not even your go on trade me it

 

*i do show him it in trade*

 

Noob: omfg!! plz let me borrow it!!!! plzz!!

 

Me: stuff this *teles* :wall:

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i dont have a pic i was too lazy to take one but i hate it when people want your godsword when your using it :|

 

scene: me slaying in the slayer tower *crawling hands ftw!*

 

Noob:Hello sir! can you lend me your gs plz?

 

Me:no sorry,

 

Noob:plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzz

 

me: no im obiously using it

 

Noob lol i bet its not even your go on trade me it

 

*i do show him it in trade*

 

Noob: omfg!! plz let me borrow it!!!! plzz!!

 

Me: stuff this *teles* :wall:

 

you couldve just agreed it wasnt yours -.-

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i dont have a pic i was too lazy to take one but i hate it when people want your godsword when your using it :|

 

scene: me slaying in the slayer tower *crawling hands ftw!*

 

Noob:Hello sir! can you lend me your gs plz?

 

Me:no sorry,

 

Noob:plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzz

 

me: no im obiously using it

 

Noob lol i bet its not even your go on trade me it

 

*i do show him it in trade*

 

Noob: omfg!! plz let me borrow it!!!! plzz!!

 

Me: stuff this *teles* :wall:

 

you couldve just agreed it wasnt yours -.-

 

YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER LET THE NOOB WIN YOU!

 

He would just bug you twice as much. :twss:

 

You should have tried to mess with him, rickroll him or something. :XD:

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Newb: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

Newb: how much?

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

Newb: then how can i get them

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

Newb: oh, ok...

 

Newb: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

 

I had that EXACT conversation but he asked about my scythe, not the bunny ears.

 

 

 

But once a kid tried to convince me he got a santa hat from a zombie random event.

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noob: i died can i have some money?

 

Me: But, You have zammy armour on...

 

 

 

:shock:

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this isnt all that funny but its kinda sad

 

heres a good example of how high levels can still be noobs..

 

 

 

im training slayer on white wolf mountain when a lvl 112 comes up and askes:

 

 

 

112: str lvl?

 

me: 1

 

112: hahahahanoob

 

me: wow..

 

 

 

i think i should mention that im a ranger(61 cb with 68 range) not a melee'r and i was fighting with full range gear... it was quite obvious that i wasnt using melee.. :?

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this isnt all that funny but its kinda sad

 

heres a good example of how high levels can still be noobs..

 

 

 

im training slayer on white wolf mountain when a lvl 112 comes up and askes:

 

 

 

112: str lvl?

 

me: 1

 

112: hahahahanoob

 

me: wow..

 

 

 

i think i should mention that im a ranger(61 cb with 68 range) not a melee'r and i was fighting with full range gear... it was quite obvious that i wasnt using melee.. :?

 

This is when you lie and say 95.

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this isnt all that funny but its kinda sad

 

heres a good example of how high levels can still be noobs..

 

 

 

im training slayer on white wolf mountain when a lvl 112 comes up and askes:

 

 

 

112: str lvl?

 

me: 1

 

112: hahahahanoob

 

me: wow..

 

 

 

i think i should mention that im a ranger(61 cb with 68 range) not a melee'r and i was fighting with full range gear... it was quite obvious that i wasnt using melee.. :?

 

This is when you lie and say 95.

 

 

 

haha but id still get called a noob cause how many lvl 62's have 95 str?

 

 

 

alos my goal tracker in my sig isnt updating...it says i still have 66 range.. any1 know why?

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this isnt all that funny but its kinda sad

 

heres a good example of how high levels can still be noobs..

 

 

 

im training slayer on white wolf mountain when a lvl 112 comes up and askes:

 

 

 

112: str lvl?

 

me: 1

 

112: hahahahanoob

 

me: wow..

 

 

 

i think i should mention that im a ranger(61 cb with 68 range) not a melee'r and i was fighting with full range gear... it was quite obvious that i wasnt using melee.. :?

 

This is when you lie and say 95.

 

 

 

haha but id still get called a noob cause how many lvl 62's have 95 str?

 

 

 

alos my goal tracker in my sig isnt updating...it says i still have 66 range.. any1 know why?

 

Your str would still be 95 and higher then his.

 

 

 

Goal bars takes 12 hours to update.

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Here is a few (some quite old):

 

 

 

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Guess he does not understand the ranged skill?

 

 

 

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If you say so...

 

 

 

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here. someone like lvl 40 that skilled for the money i guess apparently bought an ss... or so i think. so he says "lending ss 40k/hr" so i trade him. i put up 40k, he declines and goes "noob". apparently he doesnt know difference between lend and borrow. also, anyone that says barrow instead of borrow is a noob. :twss:

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i hope this is not to old :oops:

 

P.S read the title first lol

 

 

 

I had to do it..

 

 

 

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would have been better if you spelled unappropriate correctly

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would have been better if you spelled unappropriate correctly

 

 

 

Sigh... New[bleep] is new. L.

 

 

 

 

That's the joke.... Look at the picture again, last post on it. Isn't it inappropiate anyway?

 

 

 

Yes it is ^_^

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This was pretty d-bag on my part but I couldn't resist...

 

 

 

Noob: Buying Tinder Box

 

 

 

Me:Selling tinder box 1k

 

 

 

Noob: 1k?

 

 

 

Other person: selling tinderbox 900gp

 

 

 

Noob: ooh a steal?

 

 

 

(I got a little annoyed)

 

 

 

Me: I just dropped a tinder box just wait for it to pop up =]

 

 

 

Noob: Ohhhh tytytytytytyyt

 

 

 

Me: np

 

 

 

The thing is I didnt drop any thing lol.

 

 

 

He's still waiting...

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