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THIS is why i love the hyt chat.

 

I should hope so, you have an alt account with [bleep] in the name :roll:

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This just in:

 

 

 

I was visiting my bro on a f2p world, when:

 

 

 

Noob: **** wanna ****

 

Noob: wanna *******k

 

Me: Excuse me?

 

Noob: *spells out the f-bomb*

 

Me: No

 

Me: reported btw

 

Thank-you, your abuse report has been received.

 

 

 

Yeeeaaahhh... um, no. NUB.

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I loled.

 

wow, i have never seen a bot that high lvl, wut a noob

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I loled.

 

wow, i have never seen a bot that high lvl, wut a noob

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

Of course it was lol (I think).

 

 

 

Anyway, I lol'd irl at that pic :lol: .

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I loled.

 

wow, i have never seen a bot that high lvl, wut a noob

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

Of course it was lol (I think).

 

 

 

Anyway, I lol'd irl at that pic :lol: .

 

 

 

>Lol'd irl

 

 

 

Laughed out loud in real life

 

 

 

wut

Still alive, still alive.

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THIS is why i love the hyt chat.

 

I should hope so, you have an alt account with [bleep] in the name :roll:

 

 

 

Why thank you <333

 

 

 

Dzi = best screeny person of tip.it chat xD

 

 

 

good thing he never screened me saying "any holes a goal" for fun, well im kinda amazed i didnt get wbm'd for it.

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ok, one time i was walking around draynor, minding my own business, when a noob, lvl54 comes up to me and says follow me for fast 1-2m. so im curious and i follow. (srry i gtg ill edit l8r)

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one time when my friend and I were noobs this other noob would not leave me alone about my d med. (this was when they were worth near 2 mil) So we played a sad kinda messed up prank on him. I made it look like I didnt know darklord3k(my friend) and tricked this kid into a horrendous task.

 

 

 

me(lotr007): giving away d meds to anyone who picks me 10,000 cabbages!

 

darklord3k:(comes out of nowhere) lotr007! here are your 10,000 cabbages! I just finished picking them for you...

 

me: Why thank you darklord. have a nice day and here is your d med.

 

(I give him d med, he wears it and walks off.)

 

noob: AWWW Lotr I wnt dragonhat! ill go get you 10,000 cabbages!

 

me: awesome. I really really need your cabbage.

 

noob: ok ill go get them now! save one for me, k?

 

me ok.

 

 

 

A week later he came back. pmed me and told me he had 10k cabbages. I was impressed.

 

noob: I got your 10k cabbages!! can i have dragonhat?

 

me: cabbages? I said potatoes....

 

noob: ...Wha.....

 

me: who has any use for cabbages? do I look like a rabbit to you?

 

noob logged off. never seen again.

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't that a sick story? I feel bad now. kinda.

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one time when my friend and I were noobs this other noob would not leave me alone about my d med. (this was when they were worth near 2 mil) So we played a sad kinda messed up prank on him. I made it look like I didnt know darklord3k(my friend) and tricked this kid into a horrendous task.

 

 

 

me(lotr007): giving away d meds to anyone who picks me 10,000 cabbages!

 

darklord3k:(comes out of nowhere) lotr007! here are your 10,000 cabbages! I just finished picking them for you...

 

me: Why thank you darklord. have a nice day and here is your d med.

 

(I give him d med, he wears it and walks off.)

 

noob: AWWW Lotr I wnt dragonhat! ill go get you 10,000 cabbages!

 

me: awesome. I really really need your cabbage.

 

noob: ok ill go get them now! save one for me, k?

 

me ok.

 

 

 

A week later he came back. pmed me and told me he had 10k cabbages. I was impressed.

 

noob: I got your 10k cabbages!! can i have dragonhat?

 

me: cabbages? I said potatoes....

 

noob: ...Wha.....

 

me: who has any use for cabbages? do I look like a rabbit to you?

 

noob logged off. never seen again.

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't that a sick story? I feel bad now. kinda.

 

That was cruel........

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Near as I can tell he's suggesting the first position in your inventory (upper left slot) should not be banked when you do "deposit all" because that's the place where people frequently have necessary tools, such as knives for fletching or axes for woodcutting.

 

 

 

But damn... :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

This makes me utterly sad..We should hunt down this person, and beat them for not just killing, but torturing and then ruthlessly obliterating the english language. o.o

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My BS translator just turned into a mushroom cloud and I think my neighbor phoned in a bomb thret :wall:

 

 

 

dust button? That whole post is just one big WTF.

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