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This is just to make you laugh i hope it does :)

 

 

 

Imagine you are walking in the Tree Gnome stronghold and you see a.... teddy bear on the floor!

 

and you go like awwww its soooo cute!

 

and then when you try to grab it...

 

it becomes in to a lvl 500 giant blood sucking teedy bear!

 

and you go like coooool and it starts draining you prayer sooo fast you go like- What`s happening???

 

and then it grabs you and says

 

teddy bear - give me money or die!

 

you -okay okay ill give you money! how much you want??!

 

teddy bear- 50gp!

 

you- what???! all this for 50gp??!

 

teddy- it just that you are worth nothing! ha ha ha!

 

- what?

 

and then it drops you and teleports...

 

5 days after you see a teddy bear and you say awwwww it so cute again!

 

but this time he asks for 5gp! :D :D

 

IDK this guy loves tedy bears

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Not that funny, just nooby.

 

 

 

I was training at crandor moss giants and a lvl 98 come up and asks me where he can find Karamja. Doesn't a lvl 98 member need to know that?

 

 

 

Maybe he was a newbie who bought the account :ohnoes:

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Not that funny, just nooby.

 

 

 

I was training at crandor moss giants and a lvl 98 come up and asks me where he can find Karamja. Doesn't a lvl 98 member need to know that?

 

 

 

Maybe he was a newbie who bought the account :ohnoes:

 

 

 

It would not surprise me.

 

 

 

ALSO, to the mods: is my signature better now? :P

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one time when my friend and I were noobs this other noob would not leave me alone about my d med. (this was when they were worth near 2 mil) So we played a sad kinda messed up prank on him. I made it look like I didnt know darklord3k(my friend) and tricked this kid into a horrendous task.

 

 

 

me(lotr007): giving away d meds to anyone who picks me 10,000 cabbages!

 

darklord3k:(comes out of nowhere) lotr007! here are your 10,000 cabbages! I just finished picking them for you...

 

me: Why thank you darklord. have a nice day and here is your d med.

 

(I give him d med, he wears it and walks off.)

 

noob: AWWW Lotr I wnt dragonhat! ill go get you 10,000 cabbages!

 

me: awesome. I really really need your cabbage.

 

noob: ok ill go get them now! save one for me, k?

 

me ok.

 

 

 

A week later he came back. pmed me and told me he had 10k cabbages. I was impressed.

 

noob: I got your 10k cabbages!! can i have dragonhat?

 

me: cabbages? I said potatoes....

 

noob: ...Wha.....

 

me: who has any use for cabbages? do I look like a rabbit to you?

 

noob logged off. never seen again.

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't that a sick story? I feel bad now. kinda.

 

 

 

thats very cruel :x

 

 

 

i remember when i was a low level a guy promised me his santa hat if i pikced him 5k banana's..

 

i got like 1000 then was like [cabbage] this

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this was when i was non member's and in fally wc yew's

 

 

 

me:hi

 

noob:no

 

me:ok..

 

noob:dude i dont want to talk to you.

 

*noob folo's me*

 

noob:if you dont mind i have better thing's to do

 

me:like?

 

noob:yell at cows like you

 

 

 

at that point i added him to ingnor and changed world's

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ok, one time i was walking around draynor, minding my own business, when a noob, lvl54 comes up to me and says follow me for fast 1-2m. so im curious and i follow. he brings me to moles. (i was thinking, (lol wow this noob thinks im an idiot)) so, i p*** him off by bringing a lantern, so he dies (lol), then he finds me mining in fally (i got bored) and tells me to follow him again. i was like "here we go again..." so he brings me to abyss teleport dude who sells you runes also (4got his name) and tells me to tele. So i did. then i went and hid in caves and waited for him to come in and try and get my stuff. he gets killed (again) and i go get his stuff (got like 200k =]) so i went back mining, and he shows up AGAIN saying give me back my stuff scammer. I died laughing. he got p o'ed and tried to report me. he got in trouble. :lol:

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ok, one time i was walking around draynor, minding my own business, when a noob, lvl54 comes up to me and says follow me for fast 1-2m. so im curious and i follow. he brings me to moles. (i was thinking, (lol wow this noob thinks im an idiot)) so, i p*** him off by bringing a lantern, so he dies (lol), then he finds me mining in fally (i got bored) and tells me to follow him again. i was like "here we go again..." so he brings me to abyss teleport dude who sells you runes also (4got his name) and tells me to tele. So i did. then i went and hid in caves and waited for him to come in and try and get my stuff. he gets killed (again) and i go get his stuff (got like 200k =]) so i went back mining, and he shows up AGAIN saying give me back my stuff scammer. I died laughing. he got p o'ed and tried to report me. he got in trouble.

 

 

 

Scammer Noob!! :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

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this was when i was non member's and in fally wc yew's

 

 

 

me:hi

 

noob:no

 

me:ok..

 

noob:dude i dont want to talk to you.

 

*noob folo's me*

 

noob:if you dont mind i have better thing's to do

 

me:like?

 

noob:yell at cows like you

 

 

 

at that point i added him to ingnor and changed world's

 

sorry mate, but that was pretty funny

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Juhniz, that's awesome :D

 

 

 

Here's a crazy guy on RSOF:

 

 

 

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I don't really get his message... :roll:

 

 

 

I think the funniest part of that image is the 3rd post.

 

Never have I seen such shameless wbm'ing.

 

Also (s)he's a huge hypocrite, because replying to spam IS spam! :roll:

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Juhniz, that's awesome :D

 

 

 

Here's a crazy guy on RSOF:

 

 

 

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I don't really get his message... :roll:

 

 

 

I think the funniest part of that image is the 3rd post.

 

Never have I seen such shameless wbm'ing.

 

Also (s)he's a huge hypocrite, because replying to spam IS spam! :roll:

 

Thats actually true.

 

 

 

Happy gaming?! What sort of player says that? XD

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Juhniz, that's awesome :D

 

 

 

Here's a crazy guy on RSOF:

 

 

 

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I don't really get his message... :roll:

 

 

 

I think the funniest part of that image is the 3rd post.

 

Never have I seen such shameless wbm'ing.

 

Also (s)he's a huge hypocrite, because replying to spam IS spam! :roll:

 

Thats actually true.

 

 

 

Happy gaming?! What sort of player says that? XD

 

 

 

Mods.. don't ya know? :roll:

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k i got1..this 1 involves me and 2 noobs and quickchat..

 

 

 

me:*quickchat* what is your level in ranged?

 

noob1: 50

 

noob2: 50

 

me: *quickchat* my ranged level is 66

 

noob2: ha

 

noob1: riiiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttt

 

me: dude i just used quickchat...

 

me: u cant lie in quickchat

 

noob1: lol

 

me: look up my highscores..

 

noob1: lol

 

 

 

5 min later

 

 

 

noob1: i trust u

 

me:...

 

noob2: late response

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: =D> #-o

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Jagex is a doctor now!

 

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Regarding the recent downtime of the Runescape worlds. The rsof is a lulzy place. I just like how he called Jagex a doctor XD

 

 

 

 

I wish paint wouldn't rape the picture quality in Jpeg >.<

 

 

 

Doctor Jagex :XD:

 

 

 

I also love how he tries to sound intelligent, and utterly fails.

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Jagex is a doctor now!

 

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Regarding the recent downtime of the Runescape worlds. The rsof is a lulzy place. I just like how he called Jagex a doctor XD

 

 

 

 

I wish paint wouldn't rape the picture quality in Jpeg >.<

 

 

 

Doctor Jagex :XD:

 

 

 

I also love how he tries to sound intelligent, and utterly fails.

Perhaps Dr. Jagex will give him a band-aid?

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