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Why can you bury bones while standing on solid rock? How can you carry 28 logs? Why do trolls drop 3 noted mackerels? Why are there no pink cavs?

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Why does runescape have cows and calves, but no bulls?

 

 

 

Why is the quiver on your left leg when you clearly use your right hand to draw arrows?

 

 

 

Why am I so addicted to a game that is little more then hours upon hours of mindless clicking?

 

 

 

Why doesn't the evil chicken drop runes?

 

 

 

How did they get the lesser all the way up to the third floor of wizards tower?

 

 

 

Why doesn't iron rust?

 

 

 

Why is there no shell left over when you eat a lobster?

 

 

 

How do you eat a pizza in 2 bites? Or a lobster in 1?

 

 

 

How do you pull a SHARK out of the water with a pointy stick?

 

 

 

Where does the duke of lumbridge get all those dragonfire shields?

 

 

 

Why does the which in draynor have cheese and tomatoes?

 

 

 

 

 

1: Magic

 

2: No racism against the left-handed

 

3: Don't do drugs

 

4: nature's magic

 

5: Teleport other

 

6: magic

 

7: You eat teh shell

 

8: lobby=small, pizza=big and round

 

9: It has hooks on the sides, the shark gets stuck

 

10: Duping

 

11: Evil pizza

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does a colorful peice of paper in the shape of a crown worth many many millions?

 

 

 

How does a whip hurt someone in full plate mail?

 

 

 

How do you get your harpoon back from throwing it into the ocean without a rope?

 

 

 

Why are members allowed to sit down :P

 

 

 

Why do some people use more time asking for free stuff when they could be raising a skill and making their own money?

 

 

 

And finally: why is there a cencor that is "protecting" kids in a game where you must be 13 or older to play?

 

 

 

1: Because people are idiots

 

2: Armor is so thin that a whip would easily get through

 

3: You're holding it in your hand

 

4: "Pay to relax"

 

5: Again: people are stupid

 

6: or they would be sued

 

 

 

why is it called 'ranging' instead of archery?

 

Because archery only include bows and arrows, here we got darts and knives too.

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Have you ever wonder why members hate all f2p so badly.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
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Have you ever wonder why members hate all f2p so badly.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
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How come irl more people die from eating shark than being eaten by them, but they heal the most in RS :?: :!: :?: :shock: I asked my sister, she said 42 :evil:

 

 

 

EDIT: Also how come people can't wash/go to the bathroom/f2p can't sit? Or visit houses! That's irritating. Yeah. How come we can't do stuff like scratching our heads (multiple heads?) or smash against walls. Dang. How come there aren't horses either? Or vets for member's pets. And we can't sing. Or be sisters/brothers. We can carry arrows and stuff in stacks but not apples or other small items like shrimp or herring. And we can't be kids, like in the Sims 1. How come there are child NPCs but not player-children? And how come it costs so much for a hair change? And we can't shout and how come we can have a picture of 3 logs/shrimp, but it's actually one?

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How do you carry a cannon in a backpack?

 

the backpack is HUGE :lol:

 

 

 

Why dont you die when hit with an arrow?

 

 

 

In real life one shot with any arrow will kill you.

 

why dont you die when you cut someones head with a r2h in that case? i dont personally die if i get a arrow in my arm do you?

 

 

 

How come you nee to eat a pie in 2 pieces and a Shark or Manta ray, wich are really bigger in 1 piece?

 

they are baby-manta ray's and baby-sharks :D

 

 

 

Why there is no sky? I mean when u put dow the camera all u see above the horizon is a black thing.

 

the sky is there, you just cant see that far :mrgreen:

 

 

 

yes, exactly...

 

 

 

How can someone carry 27 sharks and a harpoon :-k ?

 

again, they are BABY-SHARKS!

 

 

 

Why is fighting amongst people only allowed in the wilderness? Except Durial...

 

well, how would it be if you can PvP all places, in example WoW(you just cant attack them boom boom boom, theres a different area for it) you could say "the laws stop in the wilderness" which means that you may not kill other people outside the wildy but since no laws in wildy you may :-k

 

 

 

Why the heck do we never go to the bathroom?!?!?!?! My bladder must be ready to burst!

 

well maybe he goes while you are offline? :lol:

 

 

 

why does the amount of prayer you have ie. your religion determine how strong you are? isnt that like....racist?

 

why is guthix so nooby?!?!

 

why is guthix green?

 

why does that little mini soccer game ad above the runescape window fascinate me so much? <- no really, i play it when im wcing and other boring stuff like walking, its addicting :D

 

why are there monks of zamorack but none of sara or guthix?

 

why do i keep trying to examine players as they walk by me?

 

why cant you hit more than 92 damage on rs? isnt that just stupid?

 

what is the purpose of tile!!?!!?!?!?

 

what does <3 mean?

 

why can we set logs on fire but not grass?

 

why do the people at karajama docks confiscate my bannana stuffed in a rum bottle?

 

why do we get 3 items when we die back? why not 4? or 2? or everything/nothing for gods sake

 

how do we get to lumby when we die?

 

why did i spend so much time writing this post???

 

 

 

~noobs taste good....but why?

 

 

 

1.nope its how much you have "offered" the gods, or paid attention to the gods!

 

2.dunno

 

3.he isn't green, green is propably just his favourite color

 

4.dunno

 

5.wait a tick, whats the regular monks(arent they saradomin :-k)

 

6. dont have a clue

 

7.actually you can hit up to 101, but thats on undeads oh and one question to you, in a game(example MOHAA) there are weapons, and you have 100 hp, why can't you hit 100 with all weapons(not counting head ^_^)

 

8.dunno

 

9.<3<3<3 heart heart heart

 

10.DOH! Grass is wet, it will only get black it wont start to burn as in flames

 

11.dont ask me :D

 

12.why is 99 max skill? ask that from jagex

 

13.we start over from beginning, which is lumbridge in this case

 

14.your bored?

 

15.why does poop taste bad? rofl noone can actually tell why

 

 

 

 

 

my question is

 

 

 

Why can you miss something like a hill giant, but still hit something like a chicken?? O_O

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Have you ever wonder why members hate all f2p so badly.

 

there always doble posting

 

 

 

They're*

 

 

 

And how Idiotically obvious is it that he accidentally double posted since each post is 1 minute behind? :-w \'

 

joke and hey im 12 years old and in bottom english dont blame me its my english teacher in im gonno stp tryin to spel propy cos od that

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Why is it called 'RuneScape'?

 

Why is a shark the best fish? I mean, shark eating?

 

Why is Firemaking a skill? I mean, you have mining, woodcutting, all jobs irl, but Firemaking?

 

 

 

They wanted to write RuinedScape, but then people wouldn't play. :-s

 

 

 

"Run" - "Escape"? I don't know. :-k

 

 

 

lol my teacher said it like that, "run" "escape"

 

 

 

so he would always tell this kid that was playing runescape " QUIT PLAYING RUN-ESCAPE!!"

 

 

 

still makes me laugh haha :lol:

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Have you ever wonder why members hate all f2p so badly.

 

there always doble posting

 

 

 

They're*

 

 

 

And how Idiotically obvious is it that he accidentally double posted since each post is 1 minute behind? :-w \'

 

joke and hey im 12 years old and in bottom english dont blame me its my english teacher in im gonno stp tryin to spel propy cos od that

 

You aren't off to a great start.

 

 

 

Anyway, there ARE Monks of Saradomin, and Druids of Guthix.

 

 

 

Why does the most mighty combat skill, prayer, affect your combat so little?

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Why is it that some monsters drop noted stuff.

Rubber chicken, you're the one,

who makes Runescape, so much fun!

Would be fun if jagex brought in biological warfare... Or even Tesla coils.

 

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why is rune light blue? what is mith, addfy and rune anyway? why cant you tele grab the ruby ring under varock west bank?

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the backpack is HUGE :lol:

 

 

 

If it's big enough to put a cannon in, certainly it's big enough to jump into and hide in...Jagex should make "hiding in backpack" a new feature.

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Why does smelting involve combining two ores, and magically getting a bar. Instead of making moten metal and puring it into a mold.

 

 

 

I've always wondered, when you smith an item, where does the gold for the handle, or wood for the stick come from?

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why is mith a purple like colour when in Lord of the Rings [The Hobbit] it is a silvery colour, but its been like a year since i read that book so i believe it to be silver but it might have been white or gold..

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