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My Name Is Cocaine

 

 

 

My name is cocaine call me coke for short

 

I entered this country without a passport

 

Ever since then I've made lot's of scum rich

 

Some have been murdered and found in a ditch

 

I'm more valued than diamonds more treasured than gold

 

Use me just once and you will be sold

 

I'll make a schoolboy forget his books

 

I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks

 

I'll make a teacher forget how to teach

 

I'll make a preacher not want to preach

 

I'll take all your rent money and you'll be evicted

 

I'll murder your babies or they'll be born addicted

 

I'll make you rob and steal and kill

 

When you're under my power you have no will

 

Remember me well my name is "Big C"

 

If you try me one time you may never be free

 

I've destroyed actors, politicians, and many a hero

 

I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero

 

I'll make shooting and stabbing a common affair

 

Once I take charge you won't have a prayer

 

Now that you know me what will you do?

 

You'll have to decide it's all up to you

 

The day you agree to sit in my saddle

 

The decision is one that no one can straddle

 

Listen to me and please listen well

 

When you ride with Cocaine, you're headed for hell

 

 

 

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These kind of things need to be on posters in highschool hallways. Heck middleschools too. (Last year there were to students trading eachother cocaine and Marijuana in the school, they were caught, the cocaine was real, the marijuana was fake but some real marijuana was found at that guys house)

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Credit the author. pfft.

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YES!!!

 

 

 

DO credit the author. Stick that everywhere! It's fantastic! It's brilliant!

 

 

 

(no that's not sarcasm)

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The poem is a rip-off of King Heroin by James Brown

 

 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen

 

Fellow Americans

 

Lady Americans

 

This is James Brown

 

I wanna talk to you about one of our

 

Most deadly

 

Killers in the country today

 

I had a dream the other night, and I

 

Was sittin' in my living room

 

Dozed off to sleep

 

So I start to dreamin'

 

I dreamed I walked in a place and

 

I saw a real strange, weird object

 

Standin' up talkin' to the people

 

And I found out it was Heroin

 

That deadly drug that go in your veins

 

He says:

 

I came to this country without a passport

 

Ever since then I've been hunted and sought

 

My little white grains are nothin' but waste

 

Soft and deadly and bitter to taste

 

I'm a world of power and all know it's true

 

Use me once and you'll know it, too

 

I can make a mere schoolboy forget his books

 

I can make a world-famous beauty neglect her looks

 

I can make a good man forsake his wife

 

Send a greedy man to prison for the rest of his life

 

I can make a man forsake his country and flag

 

Make a girl sell her body for a five-dollar bag

 

Some think my adventure's a joy and a thrill

 

But I'll put a gun in your hand and make you kill

 

In cellophane bags I've found my way

 

To heads of state and children at play

 

I'm financed in China, ran in Japan

 

I'm respected in Turkey and I'm legal in Siam

 

I take my addicts and make 'em steal, borrow, beg

 

Then they search for a vein in their arm or their leg

 

So, be you Italian, Jewish, Black or Mex

 

I can make the most virile of men forget their sex

 

So now, no, my man, you must (you know) do your best

 

To keep up your habit until your arrest

 

Now the police have taken you from under my wing

 

Do you think they dare defy me, I who am king?

 

Now, you must lie in that county jail

 

Where I can't get to you by visit or mail

 

So squirm -- with discomfort -- wiggle and cough (hack!)

 

Six days of madness, hah! You might throw me off

 

Curse me in name! Defy me in speech!

 

But you'd pick me up right no if I were in your reach

 

All through your sentence you've become resolved to your fate

 

Hear now! younng man and woman, I'll be waitin' at the gate

 

Don't be afraid, don't run! I'm not chased

 

Sure my name is Heroin! You'll be back for a taste

 

Behold, you're hooked!

 

Your foot is in the stirrup

 

And make -- haste!

 

Mount the steed!

 

And ride him well

 

For the white horse of heroin

 

Will ride you to Hell!

 

To Hell!

 

Will ride you to Hell!

 

Until you are dead!

 

Dead, brother! Dead!

 

This is a revolution of the mind

 

Get your mind together

 

And get away from drugs!

 

That's the man!

 

Back! Back

 

 

 

 

Which inspired the original poem entitled Miss Crystal Meth by Amanda Canaday

 

 

 

I destroy homes, I tear families apart

 

I take your children and that is just the start

 

I am more valuable than diamonds,

 

more precious than gold,

 

I am easily found, I live all around you

 

In schools and in towns

 

I live with the rich, and I live with the poor

 

I live down the road and maybe next door

 

 

 

I am made in a lab but not in one quite like you think

 

I can be made under your kitchen sink

 

or in your childÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s closet and even in the woods

 

if this scares you to death it certainly should

 

I have many names but there is one youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll know best

 

I am sure you have heard me my name is crystal meth

 

 

 

My power is awesome

 

Try me and youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll see

 

But if you do you may never break free

 

Just try me once and I might let you go but

 

Try me twice and I will own your soul

 

 

 

When I possess you, you will steal and you will lie

 

You will do what you have to get just get high

 

You will forget your morals and how you were raised

 

I will be your subconscious I will teach you my ways

 

I will take your kids from your parents and your parents from your kids

 

I will turn people from God, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll separate your friends

 

I will take everything from you even your good looks and your pride

 

I will always be with you right by your side

 

 

 

You will give up everything, your family, your friends, your money

 

You will be all alone

 

I will savage your body, I will control your mind|Your soul will be mine. The nightmare you will when you are lying in bed

 

You will hear voices in your head

 

The sweats and shakes and the visions I want you to know these are the gifts from me. You will regret.

 

You come to see me and not I to you. You knew this would happen

 

If you could live that day over what would you say

 

I will be your master and you my slave

 

Now that you met me, will you try me or not, it is all up to you

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Most anti-drug literature/prose/poetry is really pathetic. There's a message in there, but to me it's overpowered by the stench of cheese.

La lune ne garde aucune rancune.

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Just me, or when reading it did anyone else get the "Ultimate Showdown" music stuck in their head?

 

He probably ripped it off eBaums, which ripped it from somewhere else. Hence, no author.

 

 

 

Oh man, sing it along to the tune Bubs. ;) If you dont, I WILL.

 

 

 

Scary thing is that it's true. o_O

 

Probably why its so impacting.

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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

 

 

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

 

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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angels sang out in immaculate chorus

 

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

 

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

 

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

 

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

 

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

 

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

 

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

 

 

 

 

<3 Chuck Norris.

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Most anti-drug literature/prose/poetry is really pathetic. There's a message in there, but to me it's overpowered by the stench of cheese.

 

 

 

Maybe because real poets get stoned?

 

Just a random thought, don't flame me. :D

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Actually this was posted by *Re.Tard* on Nexopia and this is his whole post.

 

 

 

Well this is a poem that a student wrote at my school and

 

I thought that everyone should read it.

 

 

 

My Name Is Cocaine

 

 

 

My name is cocaine call me coke for short

 

I entered this country without a passport

 

Ever since then I've made lot's of scum rich

 

Some have been murdered and found in a ditch

 

I'm more valued than diamonds more treasured than gold

 

Use me just once and you will be sold

 

I'll make a schoolboy forget his books

 

I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks

 

I'll make a teacher forget how to teach

 

I'll make a preacher not want to preach

 

I'll take all your rent money and you'll be evicted

 

I'll murder your babies or they'll be born addicted

 

I'll make you rob and steal and kill

 

When you're under my power you have no will

 

Remember me well my name is "Big C"

 

If you try me one time you may never be free

 

I've destroyed actors, politicians, and many a hero

 

I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero

 

I'll make shooting and stabbing a common affair

 

Once I take charge you won't have a prayer

 

Now that you know me what will you do?

 

You'll have to decide it's all up to you

 

The day you agree to sit in my saddle

 

The decision is one that no one can straddle

 

Listen to me and please listen well

 

When you ride with Cocaine, you're headed for hell

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Well the student at his school certainly didnt write it/purposely plagurised it.

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I'm sorry, but if you ask me this whole thing is way too condescending...

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Most anti-drug literature/prose/poetry is really pathetic. There's a message in there, but to me it's overpowered by the stench of cheese.

 

 

 

Maybe because real poets get stoned?

 

Just a random thought, don't flame me. :D

 

 

 

It worked for Jim Morrison.

La lune ne garde aucune rancune.

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