And then you come across me! Now you, Ultimakomoto will face the wrath of the army of flying wardrobes! And now I am the richest man in the world with over 1 gp!

I flame you, as does the GP, so you run around. You run out of run energy, and the fire's still going, so I Ice Barrage you.

 

Freezeburneded!

 

 

 

I take the GP and cackle manianically.

Whilst in your moment of manical cackling, I restore my energy and health and then do the only thing I can: Whack you over the head with a frozen ham!

i laugh at you and disconnect the members servers...the freeze/burn disappears and i take the coin..

I hit wizjany with a Radioactive Feather, wizjany die instantainously full of cancers and other mortal diseases.

i get revived by a true resurrection spell...and I still have the gp

I have my pyromaniac friend/neighbor distract you... with fire. You chase her and accidentally drop the GP. I take it.

i take the fire and burn you on a stake...then I tae the half melted gp and forge it into a chain

You trip on the chain causing you to fall down hard and die, I pick up the Golden chain thinking it was Valuable and Alch'ed it getting only!!!! 1 gp...... Stupid Law of Alchemy -.-

You get hypnotised by the coin and alch your head, inevitably getting 0gp for your efforts, the special gp drops to the ground but on it's way falls onto the back of a dying guard, taking it into a parralell universe! :o

because the universe wasn't paralel it fell out and i grabbed it thinking :o IM RICH

you come to the convenience store and buy something with the gp...i was at the cashier...

 

i take the gp to a black hole (not a wormhole) and dump it in

The GP has to much power that the Blackhole became unstable and imploded in a cool explosion of white and blue!

 

The GP lands in the Castle Wars Lot where I pick it up after a game of C wars.

a lvl 138 warrior stabs his sword through the back of your neck while a lvl 138 ranger shoots an arrow in both ur knee caps so you fall down then a lvl 138 wizard animats a sword and shoots it up from the ground into your head the force of it phusing u upright and i come along and fly kicks u agains the wall and picks up the gp. my 1 billionth gp:P

what you didn't notice is that the wall broke and landed right on top of you.. shooting the gp through the earth to the side where i am. now i pick it up:D

...Only to get caught in some splinted timeline incident because of the all the messing around with paralell dimensions earlier. You're dumped into a dimension filled with carnivourious sandworms. Yay, movie ripoffs.

 

The coin is dumped into another dimension, ironicly, the one where I was salvaging new parts from. It somehow gets stuck in one of the salvaged item, and it's taken to my inter-dimensional base.

 

I pick up it, load it into the Solaris Ray (V1337) and fire it into...a dimension coated with ice....lots of ice....and hail. I then send the base to a different dimension (not ours.) and come back to your dimension (which is also mine).

 

 

 

I then go to check on the cup holder market.

The universe explodes from all the n00bs screwing up the dimensions, and part of my body's remains and part of the gold piece become fused together to eventually become the core of a new planet, Earth. The Dimension Explosion (or the Big Bang, as it also became known as) messed up time as well. So that's why I'm Earth before I was even born. :D :D :D

but the gp flies through time to me

And the very fabric of time is utterly destroyed moving the people who posted in this thread to the land of Narnia!

 

 

 

SHAME OW!!!!11!!11shiftone!!!capsone!!!1111!!

 

 

 

 

 

"Ooooo a gp!"

 

 

 

*picks up gp*

You get sucked into an alternet universe so bright it makes you go blind in your first seconds there and after 5 minutes a alien relises you are less powerful then he is(by right clicking on you and and checking your level of course.) and he attacks you. You put a good fight but then he desides he is going to use futrue stuff because he isn't some runescape nooblet.

 

 

 

 

 

*picks up gp*

The GP falls out of your hands, into the air and, right into my hands

 

 

 

Thanks! *Picks up GP*

Good thing I got a theft system for that! *gp relise it is in the wrong hands and turns into a revenent ork! kills you in 2 seconds flat*

 

 

 

 

 

*picks up gp and turns off theft sytem*

Me: Hey, mind stepping into this new teleporting machine that I invented? I need it to be tested.

 

Danno385: No way, its too dangerous.

 

Me: Well what do you expect? An unsuspecting newb to just wander in and risk his life to try out my machine?

 

*Silence*

 

Me: I expected an unsuspecting newb to just wander in and risk his life to try out my machine.

 

Danno385: Ditto

 

 

 

While you were reading that cleverly disguised scene, I take the Gp and risk my life to test my teleporting machine.

I use my newly invented dna tracker and find you.

 

Me:Hey will you just let me say bye to the gp?

 

Returned3:Sure but only for a minute to say bye.

 

Me: I don't need a whole minute.*turns on theft recovery system* Here you go.

 

Returned3: Thanks I just needed one more gp to buy my...

 

Thats as far as he gets b4 the theft recovery system kicks in and once again the gp revenant ork kills him in 3 seconds flat.

 

 

 

*picks up gp and relises the bill for the second month of theft recovery is to high so i turn it off for good.*

i use booboo as a hostage and get the geepee from you...