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I was suppose to go see it tonight at 10 PM but I had to leave town and didn't get back until 1 in the morning so I couldn't. I've been looking forward to it for a long time, just like most of you all have been.

 

 

 

Anyone seen it yet? What did you think? I asked my friend about it who saw it last night and he said:

 

 

 

Me: is it legitimately a good movie?

 

Him: oh god no, it's so awful

 

Him: still not stopping me from telling everyone to see it

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yea, I'm quite curious to seeing it. Though there's been too much hype IMO. But I still want to see it. :)

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I laugh at the title every time I hear it.

 

 

 

You could just imagine the board room meeting.

 

 

 

MD: We need to come up with a catchy name for our new film, any ideas?

 

 

 

Director1: Well we have Samuel L Jackson, a plane and snakes.

 

 

 

Director2: Ooh how about Samuel L Jackson with snakes on a plane.

 

 

 

MD: Hmmm it's good but not quite catchy enough.

 

 

 

Director3: *Says quietly: How about Snakes on a Plane.

 

 

 

MD: It just came to me we shall call it "Snakes on a Plane", now who wants takeout.

 

 

 

Director3: *Hmph.

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This movies looks like a knockoff of Air Force 1 (I think thats what its called) with Harrison Ford. I still havent read any reviews about it, although I really want to see what people think of it, just to see if its as bad as it looks.

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Samuel L Jackson's getting old. In my opinion he's really doing down the drain. What's the point of seeing the film? The whole joke has been revealed-

 

Samuel L Jackson swearing and calling the movie "Snakes On A Plane," when guess what- snakes are on the plane.

 

 

 

The only reason they named it Snakes On A Plane anyway was to milk more money out of the public.

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Because there's snakes...on a plane! Listen to Sam the Man tell you about it:

 

 

 

"I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane.

 

 

 

I mean come on! It's even got Kenan Thompson of Kenan and Kel fame in it!

 

 

 

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This movies looks like a knockoff of Air Force 1 (I think thats what its called) with Harrison Ford. I still havent read any reviews about it, although I really want to see what people think of it, just to see if its as bad as it looks.

 

 

 

You haven't read reviews on it because they didn't release it to anyone to review. I'm pretty sure I read in USA Today yesterday that Jackson hasn't even seen it yet.

 

 

 

I'm going this afternoon so you all can expect a full review of it. :P

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I plan to see it, already looking forward to sequel(s)

 

 

 

Snakes in SPAAAACE!

 

 

 

 

 

"get these * snakes off my * rocketship!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

mystery science theater 3000 fare FTW!

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I the other day I read that the title actually began as a joke between some studio executives about who could think of the worst movie title which spawned; "Snakes On A Plane."

 

 

 

I dont know what to make of this so far, its either going to be an utter train-wreck or absolute genius; snake in a film are good( Indiana Jones etc.) & planes are good (The Aviator) so combining them may be brilliant, but Im holding my breath.

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This movie is so bad, it's good. Which is what I and most of you all probably expect. These people were obviously getting good laughs when they made this film and it's hysterical because of it.

 

 

 

5 stars for entertainment.

 

0 stars for cinematics.

 

 

 

:P

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I just saw it - I liked it. It was pretty weird for me combining the whole scary jump in your seat aspect (which was less common than I thought it would be) with comedy. There were a lot of funny moments, although I can't really see this becoming a cult classic.

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This movies looks like a knockoff of Air Force 1 (I think thats what its called) with Harrison Ford. I still havent read any reviews about it, although I really want to see what people think of it, just to see if its as bad as it looks.
is everything involving a plane a knockoff of air force 1?

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my friend showed me som good reviews of it, but not sure

 

personally i wanna see it Samuel jackson

 

 

 

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is everything involving a plane a knockoff of air force 1?

 

 

 

No, just because it involves a plane means it's a knockoff of air force 1, or else I would be here calling air force 1 a knockoff of the movie Airplane, because it involved a plane. It's too similar. Instead of russians hijacking a plane in af1, it's snakes hijacking it.

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No, just because it involves a plane means it's a knockoff of air force 1, or else I would be here calling air force 1 a knockoff of the movie Airplane, because it involved a plane. It's too similar. Instead of russians hijacking a plane in af1, it's snakes hijacking it.

 

 

 

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. The snakes aren't hijacking the plane, they're planted there in an attempt to assassinate one of the passengers who witnessed a murder.

 

 

 

Snakes. Russians. Same thing, I guess.

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That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. The snakes aren't hijacking the plane, they're planted there in an attempt to assassinate one of the passengers who witnessed a murder.

 

 

 

Snakes. Russians. Same thing, I guess.

 

 

 

Ahh, hijacking, planted there to kill a murder. All the same....... In one way or the other.

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