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It was a very funny movie, but it made me cringe so much. Imagine singing your supposed national anthem in front of an arena full of arguably the most patriotic country in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The single funniest bit was the moment of realisation that they were in a Jewish household. "Why would you paint this man?" "...Because I'm Jewish" *Looks at camera with shock and horror*

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That has to be one of the funniest films i've ever seen. I went with a big group of friends (with quite a few of them being Jewish) and we all laughed so hard it was hurting. Some bits I thought were a bit over the top (think, naked fighting scene :P ) but still had me in fits of laughter.

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haha, I came into this board looking for the topic, I knew it would be near the top.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I loved that movie, was the funniest thing id ever seen. Notice I said thing and not movie because I've never seen anything that funny, movie or not. I laughed to the point where i had tears. I dont think I'll ever see anything as funny as that ever again. Especially when the guys were running naked through the hotel, i cryed there :lol: :lol:

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I thought this was one of those movies where the commercials provided the funniest parts of the movie. For the hype that was created, I didn't feel it was that hilarious.
I haven't seen an ad for it which has made me laugh, is making me want to see it :uhh:
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Being born Jewish, I actually think I found the film funnier. It seemed like to me that he was making fun of the Jew haters instead of Jews.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen the deleted scenes?? WOW I wish they put them in, but I could see why they didn't for some of the scenes... This one in particular was just hilarious...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Serioulsy in love with the film, it's that good. The Jew jokes are humorous to me as they actually reflect upon those against the Jewish.. that and he himself is actually Jewish.

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Stupid and pointless. I guess I expected way too much out of this film. It wasn't the content it was just dumb and wasn't even that funny. I laughed about 4 times and thats about it.

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ROFL i loved the movie, some parts i liked are:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-At the beggining how he says "this is (forgot his name), the town R**ist, naughty naughty"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Approx 2/3rds through at the church place he says "Does the lord love my neighbour?" the preacher guy says "yes jesus loves him too" Borat says "Nobody loves my neighbour -.- "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-When he first arrives in the US, he goes to the hotel and thinks the elevator is his room lmao.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-At the end when he tries to kidnap Pamela in a bag lol.

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Lol Nudity and this is rated PG-13? Never seen a naked person in a PG-13 movie in my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try Logan's Run, or Barry Lyndon. Both just rated PG, not PG-13, and both have female nudity in them. Just a small part in Barry Lyndon, but there was a lot in Logan's Run.

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I thought this was one of those movies where the commercials provided the funniest parts of the movie. For the hype that was created, I didn't feel it was that hilarious.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Killjoy :D

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Lol Nudity and this is rated PG-13? Never seen a naked person in a PG-13 movie in my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's rated R.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ohh My B.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways,

 

 

 

I asked my friend who saw it the other day, he told me not to see it, because it'd offend me too much, although he said he was in tears the entire time. plus I have no interest in seeing two guys in a "two-digit number in the 60's stance" as he called it.

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I found it to be extremely funny at some bits and extremely unfunny in others. The opening sequence wasn't funny at all. But once he got to America I was almost crying with laughter. When I went to see it, I was feeling pretty sick so I might not have appreciated some of the less funny bits. It was very very good, bar a few boring bits.

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And as for the Jews, the only thing i cant think of as slightly offensive is the 'Jew Run'; a very witty part of the film. And when the gun shop owner recommended a 9mm or a .45 for defense against Jews, how else could he have answered the question? He was a stupid redneck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy? Good job directors. I don't want to go see it anymore :) . What a * movie. If I went, I may just punch a hole through the movie screen. Anybody who thinks this is funny, i am veryy veryy offended. How come Hitler didn't kill Christians? Why does everybody go after the Jews? Did you know that there may be no such thing as Fadfdfd this day if Hitler had succeeded at killing of all the Jews?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow get a sense of humor jeez whats wrong with you? anyways the point of the gun store thing is that he was a redneck and actually gave an honest answer. and was the pamela anderson thing real? and the naked guy part was a little much but it was funny when they ran into the meeting. and when he was at dinner and went to the bathroom and came out with that "bag" and the lady omg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SO FUNNY!!

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Borat SUCKS its the worst movie ever!!................pause..............NOT!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm... thank you for your thoughtful insight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another fact I love about the film is the fact that people tend to go along with whatever he's doing/saying, even if its completely outrageous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examples:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Borat: "What I do when Jew come at me with its claw?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Self Defence Instructor: "Just hit it away, hit the claw away".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and of course the Country Music bar when everyone joins in singing: "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free" :D

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Borat SUCKS its the worst movie ever!!................pause..............NOT!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm... thank you for your thoughtful insight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another fact I love about the film is the fact that people tend to go along with whatever he's doing/saying, even if its completely outrageous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examples:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Borat: "What I do when Jew come at me with its claw?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Self Defence Instructor: "Just hit it away, hit the claw away".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and of course the Country Music bar when everyone joins in singing: "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free" :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats kinda the point. making fun of americans because they actually believe that people in 3rd world countries live like he says. and that when he asks whats the best gun to kill a jew he gets an honest answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pamela im not attracted to you anymore.....NOT!!!

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Borat SUCKS its the worst movie ever!!................pause..............NOT!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saw it with my sister (who is 18). It was hilarious. I can't imagine how awkward it'd be with your parents though. That one seen where they lick each other's anuses was kind of gross. I like it when the Jews turned into cockroaches!

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Borat SUCKS its the worst movie ever!!................pause..............NOT!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saw it with my sister (who is 18). It was hilarious. I can't imagine how awkward it'd be with your parents though. That one seen where they lick each other's anuses was kind of gross. I like it when the Jews turned into cockroaches!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I saw it with my parents. I was worried at some points that they would get up and walk out. Me and my parents are pretty close though so I wasn't too embarressed. The look on my mums face during the naked scene was funny though :D

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