Saru's Blog - Back? Maybe? Idk lol got an Araxxi Web drop

[Saru Inc]

[bleep]

 

I TOOK THE [bleep]ING PRACTICE TEST INSTEAD OF THE ACTUAL TEST FOR THE 2ND [bleep]ING TIME IN A ROW. WHY DO YOU HAVE A PRACTICE TEST CALLED "TEST 2" WHICH SHOWS UP WHEN YOU CLICK "HW" AND WHY DID I JUST SPEND AN HOUR ON IT.

 

 

#DOWNWITHPEARSON https://www.pearson.com/

 

They are literally Satan.

[Ammako]

When I teleported to Lumbridge yesterday, stepped off the Lodestone and the player with the name "Satan" was standing there.

[cowmaster187]

Did he offer you a fantastic deal?

 

~~~legoman187~~~

[Saru Inc]

Ahhh the Satan of Lumbridge. I remember when he got me my first Araxxi drop.

[Vann]

Saru. Let me leech dg and fish/wc while you do the medium. I want dg xp but hate the minigame

[Kimberly]

 

 

 

gr8b8m8noh8ir88/8

i like how you've streamlined the overall process.

 

Im surprised he's not more irate.

 

I guess he's learned how to properly titrate his feelings when irate

 

I will kill you

[Saru Inc]

Saru. Let me leech dg and fish/wc while you do the medium. I want dg xp but hate the minigame

 

 

I see what you did there.

 

And... That's a no-go. I don't let people purposefully leech :s WHEN I FOUND OUT SHADOW LATIO WAS LEECHING I JUST LEFT THE DG.

 

Heh. Then I went back in cuz I'm a sucker.

 

Also lrn2 5-man large. You can get 90k a floor on the Occults, which take 10-12 minutes on W77.

 

As long as you teleport to shit when asked, you can usually be a pretty crap dg'er and not get noticed. Unless I'm hosting.. then I usually notice.

[Vann]

Can you teach me to dg then? I've never done it. Only leeched and done daily tasks. I'm like 77dg atm

[Saru Inc]

Yeah. Of course. It's really easy. What most people mean when they teach dg is how to dg efficiently /fast.

 

Ffs I need to get 120

[Saru Inc]

so first i was gaining gp

then i was minigaming

now i'm onto 120 dg'ing

but all pale in the face of pauline

 

 

a poem by farmers for the death of pauline

[Abdulla]

isnt there some thing where pauline is being hung and u can poke fun at her

[Saradomin_Mage]

LOOK AT ALL THE PRODUCE BEING MADE

[Saru Inc]

this death was brought to you by:

 

a) jagex servers

b) saru's internet

c) fate

d) karma

e) jagex servers

 

 

correct answer is a)

 

i wuz like la la la la la la la..lllla..llla... uhhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhh ffsffffffsfsfsfsfsfsffsffsffs 

dead

[Saru Inc]

LOOK AT ALL THE PRODUCE BEING MADE

[Saru Inc]

#neverforget

#liveslost

#beracesnotracist

#wereallaloneintheend

3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy

[spoiler=A lot of bad language, but you should still click on these links.]

Part I: The Rise

1)      http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png

2)      http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png

3)      http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png

4)      http://puu.sh/gQVbl.png

Part II: The Struggle

5)      http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png

6)      http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png

7)      http://puu.sh/gQVlC.png

Part III: The Fall

8)      http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png

9)      http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png

10)    http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png

 

Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphy

Photos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Solemn]

Funny, lot to be said.

[Dragonkng198]

 

#neverforget

#liveslost

#beracesnotracist

#wereallaloneintheend

3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy

[spoiler=A lot of bad language, but you should still click on these links.]

Part I: The Rise

1)      http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png

2)      http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png

3)      http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png

4)      http://puu.sh/gQVbl.png

Part II: The Struggle

5)      http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png

6)      http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png

7)      http://puu.sh/gQVlC.png

Part III: The Fall

8)      http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png

9)      http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png

10)    http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png

 

Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphy

Photos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poor Fiyaafi though, he was so confused the entire time

[Saru Inc]

 

 

#neverforget

#liveslost

#beracesnotracist

#wereallaloneintheend

3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy

[spoiler=A lot of bad language, but you should still click on these links.]

Part I: The Rise

1)      http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png

2)      http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png

3)      http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png

4)      http://puu.sh/gQVbl.png

Part II: The Struggle

5)      http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png

6)      http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png

7)      http://puu.sh/gQVlC.png

Part III: The Fall

8)      http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png

9)      http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png

10)    http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png

 

Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphy

Photos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poor Fiyaafi though, he was so confused the entire time

 

Fiyaafi got waterfalled + ice prisoned.

[darkace21]

 

#neverforget

#liveslost

#beracesnotracist

#wereallaloneintheend

3/26/15 – Chronological log – The Great War: The Only Story Allowed in Primacy

[spoiler=A lot of bad language, but you should still click on these links.]

Part I: The Rise

1)      http://puu.sh/gQVZQ.png

2)      http://puu.sh/gQW0F.png

3)      http://puu.sh/gQW6D.png

4)      http://puu.sh/gQVbl.png

Part II: The Struggle

5)      http://puu.sh/gQVbB.png

6)      http://puu.sh/gQVhq.png

7)      http://puu.sh/gQVlC.png

Part III: The Fall

8)      http://puu.sh/gQVpa.png

9)      http://puu.sh/gQVwZ.png

10)    http://puu.sh/gQVyM.png

 

Credits to Saru Inc for point of view and photopgraphy

Photos taken with Nikon DSLR with Puush lens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have a skype chat for the clan?

[Dragonkng198]

No, just a random Skype group

[Saru Inc]

But it still stands, no other stories are allowed in Primacy.

This edict is handed by Deofi7, all thanks to the nefariously hilarious boyafi7 who wrote a 16 paragraph story 3 words at a time, over the course of an hour or so. Idk how long. Time slowed down during it.

[ShadowLatio]

the worst@@@

[Saru Inc]

[Saru Inc]

So, I got my first ever traffic ticket in 8 years of driving. Well, I think I got one for rear ending this chick like a month after I got my license, but that was like minor.

 

So was this, or so I thought. So it was raining or whatever, and I get into the right hand lane of the 3 lane road, only seconds later realize oh... shit derp this road branches off. Crap! So I speed up and (using my blinker) jut out in front of the person in front of me. I did cut them off a little bit (it wasn't severe - they had plenty of space, but I saw they braked and I felt bad) but then lo and behold some [bleep]ing sirens and I'm like oh shit was I speeding? Well at that point I was going 46 mph, so possibly I could have been going 50 while passing. So I pull over and the cop is like what are you doing ,trying to get someone killed???? And i'm like I'm so sorry I got into that lane only to rea- "NO Excuses, man"

 

Oh. Ok. So that's how the law worked.

 

Police: You murdered this person in 1882 and you're going to jail for life.

Me: But I wasn't even aliv-

Polce: NO EXCUSES

 

Ok anyway, so he takes me shit and then come back and shit. Expired tags. How the [bleep] did I forget to renew my tags >.<

But then he's like this is for reckless driving - which I didn't challenge because I got the feeling it wouldn't change his disposition, but like.... Really.

Really.

Reckless??? I mean it may have appeared "reckless" if not for that fact that I used my blinker, and only accelerated so I didn't cut off that person too bad. (Also the road it branched off to was this weird dead end-esque road so looping around would a massive cluster[bleep] of time waste). Reckless driving is reserved for like driving 90 in a 45, or like driving while drinking, and high, while not wearing clothes, with no license, on a Sunday morning. Not [bleep]ing making a ballsy and yes somewhat unsafe but also still not THAT unsafe driving maneueaver. I mean... shit.

 

 

But whatever, cop was kind of cute.

 

So then I'm driving home when I see it:

[bleep]ing cops E V E R Y W H E R E. In a span of about  5 miles I counted 13 cop cars. It's the last friday of the month - they were meeting their quotas.

So now I have to go to court for a [bleep]ing serious ass offense so a cop could meet his quota. 

(Keep in mind I'd have no trouble if it was like an improper lane change violation, since that's really what it was. Reckless? The [bleep]? ughhhhhhhhhhhh)

 

That said:

I finished this massive program I've been working on. The actual one is much bigger than below - but that material is at my job. In total its over 400 procedures and 18k lines.

Edit: Also 'Sht' means 'sheet', not 'shit'.

And while 18k lines isn't really "that much" in the grand scheme of things, this is the first "program" i ever "wrote" outside of Hello World. Which, I really don't think is too shabby.

 

I wrote it for my job, am hoping to get a big raise. Since its [bleep]ing amazing at what it does.

[DeEliteOne]

Edit: Also 'Sht' means 'sheet', not 'shit'.

 

I chuckled