Author: Wakka

 

 

 

Quote: I misspelled n0ob! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And also, see my sig.

forget who said it but the one in my sig aint half bad

*Points at sig*

 

 

 

theres a couple ok ones

*Points at sig*

 

 

 

theres a couple ok ones

Tucking Fypo :shock:

Too bad that the username with that is already in use :)

I love elmo_killer's :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Imagine two level 100+'s getting married, and out pops a level 3.

"you can high alch yew longs when they're noted?! i dont believe you!"

This is something my friend told me in game one day and i thought it was pretty funny...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I remember two from these forums, they went something like this (I especially like the second one):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Jagex's target audience is those with the intelligence of a cheese sandwich"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Runescape is living proof against natural selection. If natural selection existed, all the noobs and scammers would be wiped out instantly"

*Nods at sig*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I prefer when people say something really dumb rather than insanely witty. I'm more likely to laugh irl at people being morons than people dissing them.

violent video games dont make kids angry, lag does

 

violent video games dont make kids angry, lag does

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hear that one long and long ago in Counter-Strike.. few years ago :)

 

 

 

I really loved that one too :D

Okay this was from a topic in Off Topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One guy had a t-shirt saying "Vote for Pedro". Another guy had a t-shirt saying "Forget Pedro. Vote for me. They were Standing next to each other

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*Forgot most of it, was awhile ago.

"Fake! Ahrim is like 800 mil noone takes that into wildy"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-He was talking about a pile from wildy :P

Author: Wakka

 

 

 

Quote: I misspelled n0ob! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And also, see my sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that 1 in your signature owns :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and ofcourse so does everyone elses

about a day or two ago, i was playing, training hunting, and talking to stallion4589, who was on another world. when i hit the level to begin deadfalling, the conversation went something like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: hooray! i can now deadfall kebbits!

 

 

 

stallion: nice!

 

 

 

me: this should appeal to me because i like crushing stupid things with big, heavy boulders

 

 

 

stallion: =p

 

*points to signature*

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It seems like you like to spam alot...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My favorite is the evil chichen 1 for this months postbag.

It's from signature

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Mysterious old man is pedofile, who else would give little children so many gifts"

 

 

 

By Hivmind

i was going to hunt chinchompas, and went through the fairy ring, there was someone standing next to the deadfall trap there, and as soon as i came through, the trap fell on a kebbit, and he says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"p0wned!"

a guy with the prayer skillcape:

 

 

 

If I have wings, then why am i always walking?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, a non-runescape one:

 

 

 

If we put the government in charge of the sahara desert, in two weeks there would be a shortage of sand

lol red ranger

i'm sure this is partly spam but meh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

have you ever been browsing on TIF and noticed a particulary funny quote or bit of writing? if yes then post it here :wink: . Remember to post who originally posted the quote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heres mine:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

writer: xana

 

 

 

message: Jesus took 3 days to respawn! now thats lagg!!!!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when did i rite that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abd the best quote i have seen is the one in my sig

"buying lava cape 50k"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

I don't really have any TIF quotes, seen alot, but don't remember them..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a few rs ones though I like:

 

 

 

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- Easy way to loose weight...get ghostly robes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- ok, you kill a cow and get a tiny peice of cow meat. i' am like..what the crap..for something the that big you get a piece of meat that small. i bet the meat is really big at first...but tiny little pixies that work for a organic meat company come and take out all the bad stuff. so the components are something like this..85% fat 5%bacteria :-X 5% lard 4%"unhealthy stuff" leaving one percent of "good meat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why are there no filet mignons?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- when i first heard of a monk fish i pictured a guppy in monk robes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- do you know how many times i've wanted to put a rock or something very hard in a rubber chicken?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- I think runescape should implement bathroom breaks for your character..i mean all that food is clogged up in there waiting to come out..and when it does...nvm..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- do you know how many monk robes i've stolen over the months..man, there must a be alot of mad,naked monks running around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want more? Check this topic, it goes on like this four pages long! 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greetings,

 

 

 

Zou Lou.

Ive seen some funny ones...look at the funny quotes on the "Noobs say the funniest things" topic.....the sausage one owns