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theres a couple ok ones

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I love elmo_killer's :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Imagine two level 100+'s getting married, and out pops a level 3.

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I remember two from these forums, they went something like this (I especially like the second one):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Jagex's target audience is those with the intelligence of a cheese sandwich"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Runescape is living proof against natural selection. If natural selection existed, all the noobs and scammers would be wiped out instantly"

Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian.

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*Nods at sig*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I prefer when people say something really dumb rather than insanely witty. I'm more likely to laugh irl at people being morons than people dissing them.

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Okay this was from a topic in Off Topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One guy had a t-shirt saying "Vote for Pedro". Another guy had a t-shirt saying "Forget Pedro. Vote for me. They were Standing next to each other
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*Forgot most of it, was awhile ago.

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Author: Wakka

 

 

 

Quote: I misspelled n0ob! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And also, see my sig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that 1 in your signature owns :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and ofcourse so does everyone elses

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about a day or two ago, i was playing, training hunting, and talking to stallion4589, who was on another world. when i hit the level to begin deadfalling, the conversation went something like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: hooray! i can now deadfall kebbits!

 

 

 

stallion: nice!

 

 

 

me: this should appeal to me because i like crushing stupid things with big, heavy boulders

 

 

 

stallion: =p

I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads.
*in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup:
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a guy with the prayer skillcape:

 

 

 

If I have wings, then why am i always walking?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also, a non-runescape one:

 

 

 

If we put the government in charge of the sahara desert, in two weeks there would be a shortage of sand

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i'm sure this is partly spam but meh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

have you ever been browsing on TIF and noticed a particulary funny quote or bit of writing? if yes then post it here :wink: . Remember to post who originally posted the quote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heres mine:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

writer: xana

 

 

 

message: Jesus took 3 days to respawn! now thats lagg!!!!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when did i rite that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abd the best quote i have seen is the one in my sig

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- Easy way to loose weight...get ghostly robes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- ok, you kill a cow and get a tiny peice of cow meat. i' am like..what the crap..for something the that big you get a piece of meat that small. i bet the meat is really big at first...but tiny little pixies that work for a organic meat company come and take out all the bad stuff. so the components are something like this..85% fat 5%bacteria :-X 5% lard 4%"unhealthy stuff" leaving one percent of "good meat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why are there no filet mignons?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- when i first heard of a monk fish i pictured a guppy in monk robes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- do you know how many times i've wanted to put a rock or something very hard in a rubber chicken?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- I think runescape should implement bathroom breaks for your character..i mean all that food is clogged up in there waiting to come out..and when it does...nvm..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- do you know how many monk robes i've stolen over the months..man, there must a be alot of mad,naked monks running around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want more? Check this topic, it goes on like this four pages long! 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greetings,

 

 

 

Zou Lou.

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Ive seen some funny ones...look at the funny quotes on the "Noobs say the funniest things" topic.....the sausage one owns

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
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