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what's a cool way to die?

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Hanging on a cross.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I bet jesus is going to be pissed if u die like that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, in heaven they have a surveillance monitor for tracking the lives and deaths of 6 billion people simultaneously. They must've hired some of the dead people up there to work as secretaries to recognise hanging on a cross. Bah, I don't want there anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, the coolest way (and also the least painful) to die would be by melting. A single wave with a heat level of 60 million celsius degrees would just leave a wet trail on the ground and you couldn't even feel anything before you're dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And think if somebody caught it on video and posted it on youtube, you'd be famous. "Dude melts, click here". Imagine their faces when they realise it's not an innocent clip of somebody who froze in snow.

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I'd love to die saving the life of someone who's got some person holding a gun to them. A good deed, and if done right, quick and painless at the same time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's what I get for being a self-sacrificing person with little attachment or desire to stay on this world. Don't label me as suicidal though, I just don't love many things, or have many items I want to get or goals to achieve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peacefully, while I sleep. Or what Sanday said...although your partner might be a little disturbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course, dying for my country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori? :-s

 

 

 

What does that mean exactly? It looks like it's in the imperative form, "lead and die something something for the fatherland"? I know I've heard it before, I can't remember what it means >_<. Is it "It is beautiful to lead and die for the fatherland"?

 

 

 

>_<.

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Some blaze of glory defending my friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That or some freak accident that sees me fall while rock climbing.

 

 

 

That or some freak accident that sees me fall while rock climbing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you want your corpse back, or be missing for all eternity and surrounded by an air of mystery? :-k

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Well my first choice is of course dying in such a way as to guarantee ascendancy to godhood...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Failing that, being mauled by a bear while trying to kill it with a knife is a manly as hell way to die.

Well my first choice is of course dying in such a way as to guarantee ascendancy to godhood...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Failing that, being mauled by a bear while trying to kill it with a knife is a manly as hell way to die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you win against the bear, then you become a God.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you lose, you still get what you want.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its a win-win situation! :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(IDK why im still posting in this thread...)

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

 

In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

I'd love to die saving the life of someone who's got some person holding a gun to them. A good deed, and if done right, quick and painless at the same time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's what I get for being a self-sacrificing person with little attachment or desire to stay on this world. Don't label me as suicidal though, I just don't love many things, or have many items I want to get or goals to achieve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peacefully, while I sleep. Or what Sanday said...although your partner might be a little disturbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course, dying for my country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori? :-s

 

 

 

What does that mean exactly? It looks like it's in the imperative form, "lead and die something something for the fatherland"? I know I've heard it before, I can't remember what it means >_<. Is it "It is beautiful to lead and die for the fatherland"?

 

 

 

>_<.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It means "it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country." It's taken from a poem of the same name by Wilfred Own.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ironically, the poem sets out to disprove this notion, and I agree with Owen. Try telling the millions of men (barely) who were needlessly slain in the first world war that it was sweet and fitting to die for a country that couldn't swallow it's pride.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Personally, i'd rather go peacefully and happily surrounded by family and friends.

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

Hire a sniper to follow you all week, and kill you at an undetermined time. You'll be all paranoid and stuff, it'd be cool

OT: Luring is sooo easy to avoid. That's what those nice signposts are for.

 

 

Go out with a bang!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A bang such as dynamite put 'up' a certain area?

 

 

 

Yes, I would like a stick of dynamite put in my behind. That...would be cool. :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dying isn't cool and thats all I got to say....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was completely random. No one said dying is "cool" (which is an opinion, obviously). You can't live forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd want to die a James Bond death.

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I'd want to die a James Bond death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Bond never dies :wink:

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death by snoo snoo!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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That or some freak accident that sees me fall while rock climbing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you want your corpse back, or be missing for all eternity and surrounded by an air of mystery? :-k

The mystery adds more 'coolness' to it. Like one of those 'vanished without a trace' situations.
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I'd want to die a James Bond death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Bond never dies :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeah that true your going to have a hard time getting a James Bond death

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As your body get suck in the hole your body begin to sterch and start to be ripped to pices painless i think that a cool way to die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how would ur body being stretched and ripped to pieces be painless :|

 

 

Peacefully, while I sleep. Or what Sanday said...although your partner might be a little disturbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course, dying for my country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori? :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think you can beat dying defending your family and friends from a peoples that want to destroy your country and [assault] all the women you know. Especially if its in your town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, it is sweet and right to die for your country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...People have outdated ideas about war. Say, if America was assaulted for political reasons, I doubt the US army and airforce would just sit there helplessly, letting ships and airplanes carry the whole army of Iraqi insurgents into a village in central Texas and let them pillage and loot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a modern war of aggression (unlike Iraq, because they knew they have no nuclear deterrent but used it as a 'reason') necessarily any fight will not even take place. The threat of annihilation is enough.

 

I'd want to die a James Bond death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Bond never dies :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the whole point... I don't die. If I do, it will be very heroic and probably with a girl nearby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We will all weep for Darkmage...I mean James Bond....I mean Darkmage...I mean... :boohoo: :boohoo:

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To go on a quest and eventually get to the apocalyptic big enemy thingy (usually very deformed or very epic) and to fight for hours on end, but to be struck down at the last minute. My comrades then defeat the enemy thingy, saving the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Peacefully, while I sleep. Or what Sanday said...although your partner might be a little disturbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, of course, dying for my country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori? :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think you can beat dying defending your family and friends from a peoples that want to destroy your country and [assault] all the women you know. Especially if its in your town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, it is sweet and right to die for your country.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...People have outdated ideas about war. Say, if America was assaulted for political reasons, I doubt the US army and airforce would just sit there helplessly, letting ships and airplanes carry the whole army of Iraqi insurgents into a village in central Texas and let them pillage and loot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a modern war of aggression (unlike Iraq, because they knew they have no nuclear deterrent but used it as a 'reason') necessarily any fight will not even take place. The threat of annihilation is enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yea, I realize that. I was referring to maybe if I could have fought in WW2 in Poland or something. However the title of the thread seems to imply how would you die, as to infer that your life and not if you could choose any death in history. So I guess that wouldn't work...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

death by snoo snoo!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I retract my notion of choosing to die in a war. I change my choice to Death by Snoo Snoo!! \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/Futurama ftw

 

 

 

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A cool way to die would be at a pointof pure nirvana have some kind of natural leaving. Like a heart attack during a 10,000 foot skydive \'

... I can learn about credit, banking, paying taxes, legal rights and mortgages at a skatepark?

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I'd let myself sink slowly to the bottom of a lake during winter. :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If 2070 ever turns into a Futurama-esque world, I wanna die on Mars, with the buggalos and all. <3:

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in the true intended nature of the thread, i know a few cool ways you could go out:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. strapped to an atomic bomb falling into a gold mine and detonating the bomb right before impact somehow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. riding in a rocket-ship thats somehow able to fly into the sun before it's melted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

neither are my ideas, but they're inarguably awesome.

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Either a heroic death or a quiet painless passing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I say heroic I mean like as a solider in war who just saved his friends then takes a bullet to save them. IMO, that would be pretty good because you get remembered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I say a quiet painless passing I mean dieing in my sleep with my family around me. This way I would hope to be able to say goodbye to them.

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No death is 'cool'...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How about Chuck Norris motorcycling into a fireworks, shades, adukt entertainment, chocolate and hair gel factory, while nutting polar bears, kicking tigers, biting HUGE spiders, punching sharks with his left and hoff with his right while making sweet sweet love with a hundred women at once then landing in a golden volcano.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is a HOT death :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Personally...all of the above.

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