why do u do lvl 1 clues if you can fight jellys for lvl 3s ( lvl 1s are better imo and no annoying emote clues :) )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u still get emote clues with lvl 1 clues...i did atleastlol

When the skill capes were released i was 99 combat and someone asked me if i had a 99 combat cape

Whilst wearing my Salve ammy I had a level 97 ask if it was a Fury ammy and that he would buy it off me for 1m. I told him what it was and that it was untradable and yet again I became a noob, how foolish I felt. #-o

'why are you holding a tinderbox?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'its a sara book..'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When i was first wearin the quest cape the day it came out, ppl asked me if i had 99 quest points.. :wall: :wall: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's quite funny! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People ask me:

 

 

 

How do I make Money?

 

 

 

Where do I get the Easter Ring?

 

 

 

Where is Falador?

 

 

 

But there are so many more...

"Do you need 100 attack for the hood?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he: "Wanna be my gf?"

 

 

 

me "Dude im boy"

 

 

 

he "Wanna be my bf? I can be girl"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he "Wow you must have been burying lots of bones to get 70 pray!"

 

 

 

me "Heh i use dragon bones so not so many"

 

 

 

he "noob lol dragon next will be panther bones?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

Why do you have a silver partyhat next to your name?

 

 

 

Can i buy your Silver partyhat?

 

 

 

and more of that stuf^^

Omgz!!! 1s that bronze g?!?!(money crest helm)And when I say I don't feel like telling (I get asked 10+ times a day)I get called a noob. \

oh, nice farming cape, do the emote!!!??

 

 

 

pretty stupid because i never bother

* im wearing zammy god cape* Noobs-- Can i buy your obby cape?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Standing in the middle of fally sq*-- Which way to a city? preferably fally?

This one is both pathetic and funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: "Where can i find desert lizards?"

Whats your hat? How can I get it?(Refering to my santa)

Well, someone in castlewars said: Hi, does anyone here play runescape?

Is Al-Kahrid on your friends list ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock:

Most of the questions I get are about my naval outfit from trouble brewing minigame. They look good if I say so myself :P Alot of people are curious how to get them and/or want to buy them of me (they're untradable).

Most of the questions I get are about my naval outfit from trouble brewing minigame. They look good if I say so myself :P Alot of people are curious how to get them and/or want to buy them of me (they're untradable).

i want that armour....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on topic:

 

 

 

noob-"were can i get a helm like urs" (zerker helm) while at fremmy trails bit

 

 

 

me- "the shop beside you...

I remember this one, from just after I had completed Legend's. Some moron came up to me outside the guild and said, "Hey, when does my level turn red like yours?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I felt as if I became stupider after hearing that statement.

Some of you might know the story containing a "time machine" and old un-tradeable holiday events, once I have told the story, countless times I get asked "how do I build the time machine?" even a level 73 said that once.

everytime i go f2p '"BE MY BF!!!!" #-o

I remember this one, from just after I had completed Legend's. Some moron came up to me outside the guild and said, "Hey, when does my level turn red like yours?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I felt as if I became stupider after hearing that statement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someone kept on asking me why he couldn't hit the harpie bug swarms (need bug lanturn).

I remember this one, from just after I had completed Legend's. Some moron came up to me outside the guild and said, "Hey, when does my level turn red like yours?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I felt as if I became stupider after hearing that statement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well that might explain why you just used the word, "stupider." :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ALWAYS get people saying, "Wow...99 Range!" and I'm like..."Uhhh...no, it's a Fletching Cape." (Honestly...the capes are two different sets of colours...it's not hard to figure out.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also hate getting asked to light people's lanterns for them. (They are untradable in lit form.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also love when people come up to me and say things like, "Nice whip!" etc...when I'm wearing an Amulet of Fury, which is worth far more than a whip.

I dropped some cooked lobster by the Varrok Guards once and one of the players training on the gaurds there saw somone say that I had lobsters(when he noticed I was dropping them) and the player that saw that started following me all the way to Barb. Village asking if he could have some, when I kept clearly telling him I dropped them by the guards. :mrgreen:

Can I buy ur scarf, Jester Scarf

i dont know if this has been asid yet but i was asked to do skill emote (i was wearing my fire cape at the time :o ) and anotehr time a dude asked me how many u quests points i have (wearing quest cape i have screeny sumwhre :S)

This is a sad thing someone once asked me. It is 100 percent real...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kid-"Where do you go to the bathroom on here?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was like hahahaahah