Plzplzplzplz...Plzplzplz..Omg, nub!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My brother owns jagex nub, ur banned!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

=D

owned

 

 

 

noob

 

 

 

oh dear! you are dead! (the game says tht)

"5k please" :-w

I hate the following

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob

 

 

 

I died plz give me free stuff

 

 

 

Looking for girlfriend press (insert number)

Mine would be when im training mage using the stun method, where you wear a full set of armor to make it fail (so it can be done more than once on the same monster). And some idiot calls me a noob for wearing armor, and still persists to call me a noob after i explain it to him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and of course whilst pking on my pure, the infamous "food noob" or "owned?".

noob or lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you can't come up with a better uncensored insult than noob, I despair for humanity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Likewise, if everyone really laughed when they said lol, well then them everyone needs to jack up their sense of humour a bit. I mean people appear to laugh at the most mundane and unfunny things, it's just become a way of filling in a gap in a conversation. I mean 8 lols in the last minute, just because someone made some great joke about this guy being 65 years old...

"pls help me/take me/show me"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i say no, makes me feel guilty..people helped me when i was a low level :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wall:

"Meh main would p00n u n00b"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the famous- "N00b"

everyone hates noob

 

 

 

also i hat people that say liek my main is level 140 noob

"Autoers should all go to hell... They suck..."

can you do the emote?

the most hated phrase.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fr33 St0ff Pl0xxx!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!

this is when im training with a pure:

 

 

 

pure:sohkmj1

 

 

 

me:?

 

 

 

pure: my main is a lvl 101 member, he would own you in wildy

 

 

 

me:...

 

 

 

pure:haha

 

 

 

me: bring him here then

 

 

 

pure:i forgot his pass

 

 

 

me:lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i hate pures that brag...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another 1:

 

 

 

n00b:sohkmj1 u n00b my main will ownz you in wildy if you dont gimme stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

finally when im buying stuff:

 

 

 

seller:b sale!

 

 

 

i trade

 

 

 

seller:any

 

 

 

me:no ty

 

 

 

seller:n00b!

 

 

 

or:

 

 

 

wishes to trade with you

 

 

 

i trade

 

 

 

he offers: a bucket, how convienient...

 

 

 

i decline and say, no ty

 

 

 

he says: n00b my main is zezima(lol) this thing is worth 1 mill!

Oh God, I'd be here til' '08 talking about all stuff in this game I hate (But, I'd be here 'til '09 talking about the stuff I love about it : ). But, it'd have to be a three-way tie between "noob", "phr33 st0fF pl0xX", and "Will you be my bf/gf plz plz plzzzz".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...And God bless you Jagex for making caps-lock something that will never be seen in RS. =D>

Trying to sell something in world 1, level 3 standing there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Sellin spinach roll only 2m'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the amount of auto-typers on busy worlds!

In Castle Wars, while holding a flag (ours or theirs), or any other time.

 

 

 

"LOL, prayer noob" (against at least 5 people :wall: )

 

 

 

Or anything like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another one:

 

 

 

"Food Noob!" (In fight pits)

fighting in wildy i have 45 prayer

 

 

 

turn on a protection

 

 

 

noob:omg prayer n00b

 

 

 

for all u reatarded people out there its the hardest skill in the game and u just bury bones why dont u get some prayer and stop naging becuse u die or like most noobs run away to eat

buy ur green mask 10k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

omg go cut magics!!!!!!

anything that has to do with asking for free stuff.

My worst is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"buying free lobbies/willows/anything else"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is soooooooooooooo annoying!!!

for me: "add me"

1.noob/fr00b/ch00b etc

 

 

 

2. My main can own you his name is thehate(or some top players)

 

 

 

3. Fite me ill 0wn u!!111!!

 

 

 

4. y u cut at willows not yews?!?!

 

 

 

5. y u no life???

 

 

 

6. nerd/geek

"Hyt"

 

 

 

"Phr33 st00f pl0x"

 

 

 

"Take me to *sed place* or i'll hack you" - Yes I get that every now and then

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my least favorite..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If I was richer, you'd be toasted, get a life." - Makes me want to strangle someone.