Arch_Tyrant Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Rofl! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sindar Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdracontx Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 pretty sure its refering to the PKing triangle, where rangers don't have a very good advantage. Made me laugh too, but if im wrong in interpreting it then I'm an idiot :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakka102 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: THAT MADE ME LOL IRL TOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch_Tyrant Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 Lol i found it hilarious... And of all people jagex are the ones saying this :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirror Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Lol thats great, I love it! A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Haha! :lol: Very funny, I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalcyte Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that! Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hevendor_Guy Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I laughed so hard at that, and then realized a part of my soul turned a little black inside because I'm a ranger (4 lyfe you mage nubs!) :lol: I also fell out of my chair #-o There's cake through here, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that!Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch_Tyrant Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 Edit:Answered already lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaanniiellh Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I loved that joke when I got it, it actually took me a while :lol: ~Ddaanniiellh : 1437 : 173Lowest Combat to 1,000 Total in F2P (23 Combat)Check me out on YouTube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Lol.... :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalcyte Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that!Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :) i can't read. My mom just read the stuff for me. Silly. Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugafan_2009 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 That took me a while, it's funny though. :oops: Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Haahaa, didn't get it at first, but it's funny once you get it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugafan_2009 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I dont get it Triangle: small metal instrument and the "combat triangle" where rangers seem underpowered. Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatshepsutLecter Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :XD: Didn't get it at first. #-o Funny stuff. : The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.First Dragon Drop 5/6/2006 -Dragon Med from Bronze Dragon :DFirst Barrows Item From Chest 2/20/2007 - Verac's Brassard :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riakk Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :XD: LOL!!!!! Even on my death bed, I'll bare-hand that bloody shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Yeah, mhm, funny. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampjedi Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 The RSOF rants forum is covered with "Broken Triangle" posts. Very nice Jagex, I applaud you. My Goals and Achievements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 :lol: gotta love jagex's silly humour =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubeMage128 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I laughed out loud and even clapped my hands when I read that. The fact that Guthix was in the joke made it even better! :lol: In all seriousness though, does anybody think Jagex is actually starting to get annoyed about all the complaining of the players? I know I would if I were them. Also, I'm not just talking about ranging, though it's one of the oldest rants. It could also include the interface protests, weekly protests about updates, and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I was confused at first...Haha i don't really pay attention to the combat traiongle but the I got it...LOL :XD: Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_drunk_dude Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P :P :P hilarious, but w/ the bows that kill mage it seems a bit more fair, either way, foony ^.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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