January 30, 200719 yr Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Rofl! XD
January 30, 200719 yr pretty sure its refering to the PKing triangle, where rangers don't have a very good advantage. Made me laugh too, but if im wrong in interpreting it then I'm an idiot :shock:
January 30, 200719 yr Author Lol i found it hilarious... And of all people jagex are the ones saying this :P
January 30, 200719 yr Lol thats great, I love it! A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.
January 30, 200719 yr :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that! Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
January 30, 200719 yr I laughed so hard at that, and then realized a part of my soul turned a little black inside because I'm a ranger (4 lyfe you mage nubs!) :lol: I also fell out of my chair #-o There's cake through here, apparently.
January 30, 200719 yr :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that!Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :)
January 30, 200719 yr I loved that joke when I got it, it actually took me a while :lol: ~Ddaanniiellh : 1437 : 173Lowest Combat to 1,000 Total in F2P (23 Combat)Check me out on YouTube!
January 30, 200719 yr :lol: hilareous! where'd you find that!Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :) i can't read. My mom just read the stuff for me. Silly. Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
January 30, 200719 yr That took me a while, it's funny though. :oops: Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651
January 30, 200719 yr I dont get it Triangle: small metal instrument and the "combat triangle" where rangers seem underpowered. Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651
January 30, 200719 yr :XD: Didn't get it at first. #-o Funny stuff. : The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.First Dragon Drop 5/6/2006 -Dragon Med from Bronze Dragon :DFirst Barrows Item From Chest 2/20/2007 - Verac's Brassard :D
January 30, 200719 yr Yeah, mhm, funny. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
January 30, 200719 yr The RSOF rants forum is covered with "Broken Triangle" posts. Very nice Jagex, I applaud you. My Goals and Achievements
January 30, 200719 yr I laughed out loud and even clapped my hands when I read that. The fact that Guthix was in the joke made it even better! :lol: In all seriousness though, does anybody think Jagex is actually starting to get annoyed about all the complaining of the players? I know I would if I were them. Also, I'm not just talking about ranging, though it's one of the oldest rants. It could also include the interface protests, weekly protests about updates, and so on...
January 30, 200719 yr I was confused at first...Haha i don't really pay attention to the combat traiongle but the I got it...LOL :XD: Doomy edit: I like sheep
January 30, 200719 yr HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P :P :P hilarious, but w/ the bows that kill mage it seems a bit more fair, either way, foony ^.~
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