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Funny joke from JAGEX

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Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ranger. I will hear you now".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl! XD

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I dont get it

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pretty sure its refering to the PKing triangle, where rangers don't have a very good advantage. Made me laugh too, but if im wrong in interpreting it then I'm an idiot :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: THAT MADE ME LOL IRL TOO!

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Lol i found it hilarious...

 

 

 

And of all people jagex are the ones saying this :P

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Lol thats great, I love it!

A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.

 

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Haha! :lol: Very funny, I liked it.

I laughed so hard at that, and then realized a part of my soul turned a little black inside because I'm a ranger (4 lyfe you mage nubs!) :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also fell out of my chair #-o

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There's cake through here, apparently.
:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hilareous! where'd you find that!

Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :)
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Edit:Answered already lol

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Lol.... :XD:

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hilareous! where'd you find that!

Didn't you read where he quoted it from? Postbag from the Hedge. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i can't read. My mom just read the stuff for me. Silly.

That took me a while, it's funny though. :oops:

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Haahaa, didn't get it at first, but it's funny once you get it :lol:

I dont get it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Triangle: small metal instrument and the "combat triangle" where rangers seem underpowered.

Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651

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:XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't get it at first. #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny stuff. ::'

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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

First Dragon Drop 5/6/2006 -Dragon Med from Bronze Dragon :D

First Barrows Item From Chest 2/20/2007 - Verac's Brassard :D

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LOL!!!!!

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Even on my death bed, I'll bare-hand that bloody shark.

Yeah, mhm, funny.

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

I laughed out loud and even clapped my hands when I read that. The fact that Guthix was in the joke made it even better! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness though, does anybody think Jagex is actually starting to get annoyed about all the complaining of the players? I know I would if I were them. Also, I'm not just talking about ranging, though it's one of the oldest rants. It could also include the interface protests, weekly protests about updates, and so on...

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I was confused at first...Haha i don't really pay attention to the combat traiongle but the I got it...LOL :XD:

Doomy edit: I like sheep

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P :P :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hilarious, but w/ the bows that kill mage it seems a bit more fair, either way, foony ^.~

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